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  1. #26
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    0/10 I don't get it...

    I entered 10 puns into a pun contest hoping that one would win, but no pun in ten did.
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    5/10 meh...

    This thread is no PUN.

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    1/10

    What do you get when you throw a bomb into a French kitchen?

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    7/10 Made me giggle at least.

    I'd make an arrow joke, but it's on a knee'd to know basis.

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    6/10

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    6/10 Heard it before.

    What's the only thing that people spit on to blow out. Candles on a birthday cake!




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    3/10 Uh...

    I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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    It was a joke I got from another guy, wanted to test it out. I'm generally not good with them, lol.

    9/10 LOL

    I got Pokemon Black 2, and this *black* girl comes out of nowhere and says, "Oh hell no!"
    I don't mean to be offensive to anybody, really. And can anybody get the Oh hell no! reference? (smosh)




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    ....i dont get it...i got b2 (so...) 1/10

    what it invisible and smells like bananas?

    ...monkey farts
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    9/10 I'm so immature...

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    5/10 meh

    Dear algebra

    Please stop asking us to find your X.
    Face it she’s not coming back.

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    10/10

    I laughed so hard IRL

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    5/10 Not funny, but clever.


    What is it called when someone from England gets pantsed? London bridges falling down!
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    meh its ok 5/10

    What starts with an f and ends in a ck?

    Fire truck
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    6/10 cliche from smosh

    I told my brother about Pokemon and a minute later I heard my mom screaming STOP POKING YOUR MOM!




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    3/10 Meh

    How does Kiku Honda think? With his ramen noodles!
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    took me a second to get it but its ok 7/10

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    7/10. At least I understood the joke.

    Why was the wizard manual useless? They didn't perform a spell check.

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    8/10 pretty good

    What do u call a guy with no arms or legs in an ocean?
    …bob
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    7/10. so I entered a pun contest with a big cash prize where you could enter 10 puns to win. sadly... no pun in ten did (say it out loud)


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    meh its ok 6/10

    what do u call a guy with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?
    ....Rustle
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    5/10 Sorry.

    Your pun is Serperior to mine.
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