The Match Game-Hollywood Squares Hour!

[Sarcastic Oshawott]

Carol Channing

[Doctor Who]

Any preference where you'd like to be on the panel?




(we'll be starting a long time from now, at this rate; please sign up if you're looking in right now.)

[Myrrh]

Hank Hill, Assistant Manager: Strickland Propane. I'd like to take box number 9 please.

[Doctor Who]

(note to self: get to watching that on Netflix eventually)

Match Game


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4 - Richard Dawson (Gorilladanny)
5 - Neil Patrick Harris (Jordie)
6 - AVAILABLE FOR RENT
7 - Co-host chair
8 - Steven (Drinkwaterlaura)
9 - Hank Hill (Myrrh)


HOLLYWOOD SQUARES -

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ALL FOR RENT


I'm gonna give more time for SO to decide, if it happens that we fill up all but one spot before he decides, the last spot will be his.


Three stars to go, in other words.

[Doctor Who]

EXECUTIVE DECISION:

I'm putting SO in Slot 6 so we can start the show. If you want one of the three HS spots, shoot me a VM so I know.





I'm going to make the intro post, brief monologue by me, then it's over to Charze.



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[NBC ID]








[THEME]


Shadoe Stevens: It's time for the...



Match Game...


Hollywood Squares...


HOUR!


With our guests...


(applause as each of them walks out onto the stage, and over to the Match Game set)


Richard Dawson!


Carol Channing!



...Hoenn league champion...
Steven Stone!



...from King of the Hill...
Hank Hill!



...plus today's center square...
Neil Patrick Harris!



...and the stars of the Match Game-Hollywood Squares Hour...

Charizard31
and
Doctor Who!

(applause, cheering as the doors open, we walk out)


Me: Thank you, Shadoe Stevens. Hello, everybody, and welcome to what may be the funniest hour on daytime TV in a long time. This is the Match Game Hollywood Squares Hour - two shows rolled into one convenient package, sent straight to your home. Hello, stars!


(insert reactions here)


As you'll notice, Tom Bergeron is nowhere to be seen. They fired him from his position as Master of the Squares and hired me to take his place for the Squares. Of course, that's not the reason we're here.


Anyhow, our champ from the last Serebii Squares is Codi Kenhai. He'll play his third game of the Squares against our Match Game champ later on in the show. But for now, it's our panel, myself included, and Charizard31 with Match Game! Let the games begin!


(I walk over to the host chair on the panel, and sit down)

[Charze]

Welcome everyone to our first segment of Match Game Hollywood Squares Hour! I'm your host of this segment, Charizard31! (soon to be Charze)

Our stars have already been introduced, and for those of you watching at home, I'm going to give a statement with a blank in it. Then, the stars will have to fill the blank and submit their answer(PM it to me) without telling anyone. Then, I will poll the contestants to get their answer. For every star they match, they'll get a point and that star can not be matched again. Whoever has the most points at the end of three rounds is the winner!

Now let's head over to our contestants.

First, we have a Pokemon Royal Rumble X Rumbler, Roll to Dodger and referee for the same game, CuriousHeartless!

(audience and stars clap)

And also, we have a Legacy Clan member and Apples to Apples fan, detroyer39!

(audience and stars clap again)

I wish the best of luck to both of you!

Now let's get on with the game! destroyer39, you won the coin-toss back stage, so you'll be going first. So now I will ask, A or B?

[Charze]

*audience is silent*

Now come on detroyer39, I know there are two equally awesome letters, but I really don't think you need to spend THAT much time on deciding.

So destroyer39, A or B? This will determine what question you start out with.

[Doctor Who]

(as co-host, a quick comment: Normally I would say 48 hours or so would be the deadline; after which buzzing him out and flipping a coin to determine A or B might not be a bad idea. However, owing to the fact that today is Columbus Day, giving him a little bit more time would probably be fair.)


(For the record, I'm going to try and interfere with this part as little as possible, but this I felt needed to be said)

[destroyer39]

srry guys for the delay. I choose A.

[Charze]

Okay! A it is! Here is the card:

"Mike was given a guitar once, but he had no idea how to play it, what it was used for, and had never even seen one in his life. So when he picked it up for the first time, he _________ it."

Celebrities! PM me your fill-in-the-blank along with your name. Then later you will be public polled on the thread. Please DO NOT tell what you say to anyone and destroyer39, please DO NOT say your answer or tell it to any of the celebrities until I prompt you to do so.

And let us not keep our studio audience waiting too long, right?

[Doctor Who]

(LAUGHTER)

(THINK CUE)

[Charze]

All of the stars have locked in their answers! Now I ask you destroyer39, what word would you pick that fills in the blank?

"Mike was given a guitar once, but he had no idea how to play it, what it was used for, and had never even seen one in his life. So when he picked it up for the first time, he _________ it."

[destroyer39]

umm he hit it?

[Charze]

Okay, destroyer39 says he "hit" the guitar.

Now we ask our stars, what did you put?

Richard Dawson (Gorilladanny)
Neil Patrick Harris (Jordie)
Carol Channing (Sarcstic Oshawott)
DoctorWho
Steven (Drinkwaterlaura)
Hank Hill (Myrrh)

[destroyer39]

i choose Neil

[Charze]

i choose Neil

For this stage of the game, they all give their answers, and for however many you matched, you get that many points.

[Myrrh]

I said "smashed". You'll never see me do that to my Betsy I tell you what.

[Charze]

Unfortunately destroyer39, that is not a match. Maybe you matched one of our other stars.

So stars, what did you put?

Richard Dawson (Gorilladanny)
Neil Patrick Harris (Jordie)
Carol Channing (Sarcstic Oshawott)
DoctorWho
Steven (Drinkwaterlaura)
Hank Hill (Myrrh)- Smashed (X)

[Doctor Who]

My thought is that maybe he was watching too many of The Who's concerts...

(holds up card)

[SMASHED]

(BUZZ)



(clarification - we made a joint decision on whether hit and smash were a match. We eventually decided that hitting the guitar would be maybe a punch to the guitar or something similar, while smashing it would be... well... just read this. (link))

[destroyer39]

i was thinking of smash but i think hed be kinda stupid to smash something

[Charze]

i was thinking of smash but i think hed be kinda stupid to smash something

(I agree, but it goes off of the most popular answer. Sorry)

[BlazikenBlitz]

(Holds up card)
Smashed
That makes 3 in a row, now doesn't it?

[Jordie]

Maybe he thought the strings looked like tongue scrapers.

*Holds Sign Up*

[Licked]

Well I feel special now.

[Charze]

Now Richard and Carol, what did you put?

Richard Dawson (Gorilladanny)
Neil Patrick Harris (Jordie)- Licked (X)
Carol Channing (Sarcstic Oshawott)
DoctorWho- Samshed (X)
Steven (Drinkwaterlaura)- Smashed (X)
Hank Hill (Myrrh)- Smashed (X)

[Stereotypical Nerd]

Well, this is hilarious.

*holds up card*

Smashed