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    Coffecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffee! Giovanni, what have you done with me?

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    Doug will buy nothing, becaussse Doug has not saved his monnnney like his mother tolds him.

    *FLASHBACK*
    Mom I want to be an Astronaut!
    Doug, go eats yer soaps and leave momma to finish her chores *Flips through Gastrodon Monthly*
    Mom you are so smart!


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    That's... touching, Doug

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    And this room, my friends, is where Lethe and I will dine. I hope the diner will be just fine.
    Okay people, here’s the deal. Gio and I will sit on our lazy butts while you do all the cooking. The Kitchen is in the room to the left.
    *sighs* Ah the kitchen is my favorite room. But if you screw up this meal I will get you to your doom!
    Okay let’s start before Gio gets grumpier and eats everyone.
    I present to you the teams!


    Team 1 - Appetizer : , (random)
    Team 2 - Main Course: , (random), (random), (random)
    Team 3 - Dessert: , , , , (random), (random)

    NOW GET YOUR BUTTS TO THE KITCHEN!
    Jeez you’re rather grumpy today. Did you forget your beauty sleep?
    Beauty sleep? You mean I am not pretty enough! I AM FRIGGIN’ BEAUTIFUL. TELL ME I’M BEAUTIFUL!
    You are the prettiest melon Doug has ever seen
    I agree with Doug, I think
    Me too
    Thank you. I think. NOW TO THE KITCHEN
    Race you there! I bet I will make the tastiest dessert Pokémon have ever eaten!


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    -In the kitchen-

    Team Appetizer, go to the left side of the kitchen near those barrels of berries.
    Team Main Course, to the middle if you will. You have to go there near the grill
    Team Dessert, go to the right of the kitchen, near the freezers.
    Attention everyone! Take your positions, then Lethe and I will be gone!


    Okay, let’s get started then. What are we supposed to do?
    I have some ideas, I know a little bit about cooking. If it’s okay with you I could make something up
    Non, non, non, absolute non! No improvising! *pushes papers in Wilt’s and Robbie’s face* You are going to make a magnifique berry salade using this recipe du perfection!
    What’s this?
    The recipe we need to use I guess. Okay let’s look what we need
    We need hondew, Kasib and Enigma berries. Where could we possibly find them?!
    Did you try ze barrels with ze berries over there?
    Well, that could help. *is getting the berries from the barrels*
    Okay, now only need to do exactly what the recipe says
    -After completing the salad-

    O no, O no, O no, O no! Lord Giovanni is going to be wicked mad!
    What’s is the problem? Maybe I can help you?
    I finally finished making Giovanni’s favorite snack, but it only needs to be tested but we can’t find anyone who can test it for me!
    I could do it if it would really help you
    O thank you thank you thank you! You really are my helper in need *stuffs a spoon of cake-ish goo in Wilt’s mouth*
    Well it isn’t that ba- *drops on the floor*
    O amazing, fantastic fantastic fantastic fantastic fantastic! Lord Giovanni is going to be so happy when he eats it!
    Don’t we need to help Wilt? He looks kind of passed out *kicks Wilt softly*
    I already called a crewmember to take him to the hospital. He’ll be fine. Hopefully. One day. Maybe.

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    -Meanwhile at team Main Course-

    Let’s make one wonderful meal, shall we?
    Doug knows how to cook. Made tomato’s in bean sauce once. It was yummy *starts drooling*
    That seems rather odd. Don’t you mean beans in tomato sauce?
    Ghehehe don’t be silly. No one would eat that!
    Okay let’s focus on the challenge
    What are we going to make?
    *comes running towards Doug* This magnifique recipe! *slaps recipe on Dougs face*
    Yay I am decorated like a Christmas tree! *starts dancing*
    Stop dancing and let’s read the recipe
    -Everyone stares at recipe-

    What the heck is mystery meat?
    I think that stuff over there *points at bowl with lable ‘mystery meat’ on it*
    And we need to grill that stuff right? That looks easy?
    Is the grill hot already?
    Let me check! *puts head on grill* Yeppers it’s hot
    Then get your head off the grill you lunatic!
    Iel now it’s smelling funny in here
    Let’s just grill the meat and to the rest of the recipe
    Aye Aye captain Addie!


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    -Meanwhile at team Dessert-

    scribble scrabble scribble Kind of a big group we got here
    If you need someone to leave, I volunteer
    I can’t wait to get started! I am going to make my famous super choco surprise dessert deluxe!
    (Cece) I think it’s stupid that we’re making icecream
    (Coc0) We could better make icecream than let them eat us
    (Cece) Well true that
    So what are we going to make?
    Another amazing recipe from moi! Zere you go mon sweets *puts recipe on counter and runs off*
    Just normal ice cream with chocolate sauce and sparklers?
    Non, non, non. Zis ice cream is le special ice cream! Ze special flavor lies in ze special chocolate sauce.
    But what is hard about making this recipe then?
    Well one of us could get stuck in the freezer while getting the ice cream
    (Coco) That would be no problem for us though
    Let me get the ice cream! *runs towards freezer, slips and bumps head against freezer*
    (Cece) Hahahaha didn’t see that happening!
    (Coco) That’s not nice! It might be funny but it isn’t nice!
    *getting up slowly* Let’s make the dessert now!
    Scribble Scrabble scribble don’t forget the sparklers!


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    The challenge will be posted in 2 parts because of the too many smiley thingies.
    Last edited by codeyokoo; 29th January 2013 at 8:55 PM.

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    Oooooo the suspense! What will happen next?!
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    After everyone has made their meal, the meals are presented to Lethe and Giovanni.

    Let’s start the feast! I’m so hungry I might actually eat you *looks at Kat*
    We will take the appetizer to start! Come on, let’s show that little piece of art!
    Here you go
    O my! I can’t wait to give this delicious treat a try! *starts munching like a maniac*
    Calm down chubs, you might choke if you keep eating this fast!
    *comes running into the room* Non, non, non! Don’t eat ze salade! It’s un horrible accident!
    What’s wrong? We made the salade just like the recipe told us to
    That is not ze problem! The crew switched the lables of the barrels with berries! The berries you used in the salade are trčs dangerously! He might die!
    I feel kind of funny. Do you see those green miltank too, Lethe?
    O MY LORD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! He even stopped rhyming! This isn’t good
    I’m feeling fine Lethe, let’s go explore these wonderful woods *starts moonwalking*
    *calls through intercom* QUICK, GET THE COFFEE I V!

    *duskull come running into the room dragging forth a I V filled with a coffee like substance and puts it on Gio*


    Where are you going brother? Let’s play together in the sand castl-*passes out*
    *duskull take him away to his room*

    Well…. That didn’t end well. Let’s just hope he is ok

    Geez, that was pretty intense
    I agree, I have never seen Lethe concerned before

    Let’s continue the dinner! Bring in the main course!
    Here it is Lethe *serves plate*
    I still wonder what this mystery meat is though
    Ghehehe it isn’t Doug meat cuz Doug’s still here
    O really? I didn’t notice that before
    Maybe the meat is made of berries
    Or maybe other pokemon
    Hahahaha maaaaaaaaaaybe… you will never no
    *gasp* YOU GONNA EAT DOUG TOO?!
    If you run fast enough not
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH *runs away*
    Hahahahahaha
    I still don’t believe it’s made of other pokemon
    Well I did spot some rather weird meat and bones in the kitchen
    Me too but I didn’t think it was worth mentioning
    Maybe mystery meat IS pokemon meat. Maybe that’s why we are all here. We are just the next course!
    Hahaha this is what I called entertainment!
    How does the meat taste Lethe?
    I feel like having another plate. Maybe I should eat Doug
    *comes running back in* Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    Hahaha *burps* Ok I think I’m full now. TAKE MY PLATE AWAY AND BRING THE DESSERT!


    I want to bring it! Here’s the amazing ice cream!
    (Coco) Don’t forget the sparkles! *puts 5 sparklers in the bowl with ice cream*
    I bet Giovanni would have loved the sparkles. He loves sparkly things
    Scribble scrabble scribble let me light the sparklers
    Wait! We almost forgot the chocolate sauce
    Let me get it really quickly *runs towards kitchen and quickly comes back and puts sauce on the ice cream*
    Now you can light the sparklers, Cio
    *lights sparklers*
    I can’t wait to start this horrible course. Ice cream is my favorite awful dessert.
    (Coco) I am confused now
    *suddenly the ice gets on fire and melt*
    Noo!
    What kind of sauce did you put on there, Kat?
    I don’t know but it looked like a chocolate sauce bottle
    BUT APPEARANTLY IT WASN’T, YOU RUINED MY DESSERT!
    Scribble scrabble scribble at least there aren’t any pokemon harmed, like Giovanni
    Well, yes. Thank Arceus for that. *burps* Ok, now that I ate my meal I am ready to hand out the scores.



    1) You made the appetizer according to recipe, but with the wrong berries which caused Giovanni to fall into a berry trip. Giovanni passed out AND he didn’t get to eat the fantastic feast. Everyone gets 1 coin and the randomized people get 0.5 coin. You all lose 4 SP
    2) You made Lethe laugh because of your misery and questioning! It’s truly a miracle! Everyone gets 5 coins and randomized people get 2.5 coins. Everyone loses 2 SP
    3) Well, there wasn’t any ice cream to eat but no one died. That is kind of positive. Everyone gets 3 coins and randomized people get 1.5 coins. Everyone loses 3 SP

    Sadly Wilt lost all his SP and was eliminated.
    Last edited by codeyokoo; 29th January 2013 at 8:54 PM.

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    Really glad you liked it, Lethe. But I should probably find and calm Doug down...

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    This failure was not my fault, I blame the workers for this.
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    I believe that it is time for me to visit the Sawsbuck Coffee House. About time I saved up enough to go there...



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    Oh, Wilt is gone..?
    He was so nice though..

    --Err, I mean.. good! One less contestant for me to worry about!

    Ah.. wonder what's going to happen to Giovanni.

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    One less contestant for you to worry about??? He was my frie- actually, I don't think I ever met him...
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    I would say sorry for your "loss", and then bring up the point at least you're currently winning.

    But neither of these are true as despite the two of us being tied in the statistics at the moment I am clearly superior. Oh yes, I'm also not sorry he's gone. If you're going to win this game I suggest not letting the feelings of others step in the way. *Yawns* Oh and Giovanni will be better in no time, I'm sure.
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    (OOC: Kat's only come second twice, she hasn't been in the worst group at all)

    Oh yeah? Well . . . *Shoots party cannon at Robbie*
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    *Begins calmly taking out streamers* That was directed towards the Vaporeon...not you.
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    OHMYGAWDSORRY *leaps onto Robbie and takes the rest of the streamers off* *Looks at Melinda* And as for you missus... *Fires party cannon around five times at Melinda*
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    HEY! How dare you do that to me! *shakes off streamers and other party cannon stuff* You'd better watch your back, lady!
    Why did I even try being nice to these idiots?!

    And YOU! *glares at Robbie* I'm not sure where you got this idea of "feelings" from but I could care less that Wilt is gone! In fact, I hope you're next!
    Bah!
    *storms off angrily*

    (OOC: I'm so conflicted with her character lol. She started out a beotch, then I tried making her nice-er-ish barely somewhat, but I can't seem to maintain one or the other)

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    She wishes I were next, but for her loss, I am not going down without a fight. I feel the much needed in every series drama has been created. *Flies off*
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    Well.. this was interesting?

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    (sorrrry my Internet connection stopped working for a few days. why are you saying you were unable to connect miss laptop?????)

    *groans* PLEASE..........where's the coffee place?.... everything hurts...... *looks at grovyle* i mean,, this is nothing...! i was born for hurt!! sawsbuck coffee time with gio please
    (or giga draining time. hahaHAHAHAHAHA!)

    doug you look delicious has anyone ever told you that?? being both ground and water. hhaaahaahaha....

    *deranged and crazy* you all look delicious
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    I should probably stay low for a little while..

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    Well, now that Gio is currently recovering from his disasterous salad and that some guy has been elliminated, I have to lock you all up.
    What?! It's that birdbrain's fault Giovanni's sick! Don't punish us all for what he did!
    This birdbrain's brain is still bigger than that walnut of yours.
    Wh.......at.........
    How much I like to see this becoming a full fletched battle between those two, the reason you are going to the basement is not a punishment.
    It isn't?
    No, if anyone of you actually read the rules you should know it's time for a bonus round.
    *Scribble scribble scri-*
    You are not trying to be a wiseguy and say you did read the rules, now, are you!?
    *Throws away the cardboard.*
    Very wise. Now, all bonus rounds will be held in... Lethe's*Grumble grumble grumble.*
    In your what?
    ...Lethe's Basement O' Funn...
    Sounds... Very unlike you...
    I'm not the creator of the dumb name. Now, follow me to this wretched place.

    Well, we are here then... Lethe's Basement... Argh! I can't get it out of my mouth! Just lets say "My Basement."
    I'd like to have some fun in "Lethe's Basement." Hehehe.
    Silly, we are about to go in there, don't be so impatient! Be like Lamp! He has been quiet and waiting the entire time!
    I feel my braincells die when I'm near you.
    *Opens basement door* So, there are a lot of things to relax with in the basement, you are only allowed to use one of the 3 items I will choose. Cause it will probably take a while to get your dirty fingerprints of my stuff.
    (Coco)Ooh boy! What are the 3 things we can choose from this time?
    If you were as patience as...*sigh*Can't believe I'm saying this. The Lamp... Then I can tell.
    (Cece)Yeah, right, good luck with that.
    So, you can choose to get a mudbath, a facemask or a pedicure.
    Funn funn funn! With double the n!
    Now, for everyone's sake... Especially Doug's and Kat's, the facemask is not edible. Even if it's melon, chocolate or melon chocolate. Don't. Eat. It.
    Pardon me, Lethe, I was mesmerized by all the fascinating things that are in your basement, so could you recap our options?
    No.*walks away*
    So... Now what?
    No need to worry, everyone. It seems like our good friend Cio wrote everything down. Show us what you've written down, Cio.

    1)Mudbath.
    2)Facemask.
    3)Pedicure.

    And now we have to send our options to Lethe, right?
    Yeserino!
    *Through intercom.*Answer in 48 hours! If you don't answer, that means no extra SP!
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    Ooh, finally some serious relaxing! Melinda would probably enjoy this. where is she, anyways?...

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    Who knows, it could be anything from crying to plotting my death..hopefully the first one.
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    Aren't we all? *giggles*

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    ...I believe I don't understand the question. Or the giggling.
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