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    Imagine there's this man who lives underground in a ten by ten foot room. There's no windows, and he lives alone. He was placed there when he was just a baby. He gets all of his food from a slot in the wall, and it's all just vitamins and starch, no fruits or candy or meat. He doesn't know anything about the outside world. Nothing about religion, culture, countries, war...

    1. What five foods would you give him?
    2. What five books? They can be fiction or nonfiction, but they don't have pictures.
    3. If you had a camera, what five pictures would you take, to show him? Waterfalls, trees?

    You are also allowed to write a paragraph about anything you like to send to him.

    Think about what you want him to know about the world, and what you want him to taste, and what you want him to see...

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    I would take him to Las Vegas and show him a hooker and a buffet.

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    No matter what you show him, he's still stuck in his room, y'know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toobworm View Post
    No matter what you show him, he's still stuck in his room, y'know.
    Are his legs broken? Why can't I take him to Vegas?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatal View Post
    Are his legs broken? Why can't I take him to Vegas?
    It's like the Truman Show but in a room instead of a town, and Boo Radley instead of Jim Carrey

    Anyway, I would show him the Qu'ran, the Holy Bible, and the Tanakh and ask him which one he liked the most. Of course he can have a copy my latest autobiography as well free of charge

    His stomach would react to anything with too much flavour, so I would give him a Banana, Tic Tacs, a packet of Ready Salted flavoured Walker's/Lay's, Chicken soup, and chilli con carne to mix things up.

    I would take five pictures of the Statue of Liberty from different angles, of course. **** yeah America.
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    1. What five foods would you give him?

    Steak, hamburgers, Dr Pepper, french fries, and more steak

    2. What five books? They can be fiction or nonfiction, but they don't have pictures.

    Porn magazines & exercise magazines. That's all he needs.

    3. If you had a camera, what five pictures would you take, to show him? Waterfalls, trees?

    I'd get him a phone so he can take pictures of whatever he wants and he can call people, too. Plus he can play cut the rope.

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    just show him your pussy and if he's a typical man you can get whatever you want from him!

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    Why would I give him books in the first place? He wouldn't be able to read anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cinnamonvampire View Post
    just show him your pussy and if he's a typical man you can get whatever you want from him!
    Take note, girls. You could learn a thing or two about really living up to your potential in life.

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    I would give him a DS with a Pokemon game in it, then whatever else I gave him would be irrelevant.

    But...

    1. What five foods would you give him?
    Honestly, we couldn't give him anything without making him sick. Maybe mashed potatoes because those have starch...

    2. What five books? They can be fiction or nonfiction, but they don't have pictures.
    Count of Monte Cristo. Then he would get ideas about breaking out. Also, Hunger Games and To Kill a Mockingbird to teach him injustice.

    3. If you had a camera, what five pictures would you take, to show him? Waterfalls, trees?
    Not sure about this one. I'd try to bring him everything.
    even if we don't understand each other, that's not a reason to reject each other. There are two sides to any argument. Is there one point of view that has all the answers? Give it some thought.
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    Nothing, if he's gonna be stuck there forever, he's better off not knowing what the outside world has to offer.

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    Food: Apple, Steak, Mashed Potatoes, Corn, Yogurt
    Books: He can't read and you're expecting me to give him books without pictures? **** that he's getting some Playboys.
    Pictures: I wouldn't take them with a camera myself, but I'd give him a picture of the Grand Canyon, Times Square, the Nile River, the Taj Mahal, and the statue of Jesus in Rio.
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    Food:
    apples, venison, potatoes, ice cream, and chocolate.
    books:
    Doctor Suess.... at least he can see the pictures. hes illiterate xD
    pics:
    A place I found in a hike of the Appalachian trail (beautiful. a cliff with an amazing view), A beach, the grand canyon, a frozen lake, and a bear


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    Food:
    POFFINZ
    POKEBLOCKZ
    POFFINZ AGAIN
    POKEBLOCKZ AGAIN
    POFFINZ

    Books:
    Pokemon Canon Fiction
    Pokemon Fanfiction
    More Pokemon Canon Fiction
    Crappy Pokemon Fanfiction
    A Monologue from Fatal

    Pictures:
    SEREBII JOE
    FATAL
    PIKACHU
    DUNSPARCE
    FATAL

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    Food
    Sashimi
    Peking Duck
    Salmon-Grilled
    Hershey's Cookies and Cream chocolate bar

    Books
    Dictionary
    NUclear Power- How it works
    Bible
    A book on investing into stocks
    Cook book

    Pictures
    Landscape of the countryside in Japan
    MOdern Japan
    Korean Border
    Great Wall of China
    Poster with every pokemon

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