what is the dumbest thing you have ever done?

[Ninjames]

"I wonder if I can light a match from an already lit candle?"

(Sticks match head into candle flame)

(Match head splutters and lights suddenly)

(Drops match onto wooden coffee table out of surprise)

Things could have got really ugly really quickly.

I wish I could say I was young when this happened (the age-old excuse for doing stupid things and getting away with it) but it was only last year...

[THEIRONDONUT]

I was going inside to ask my friend something, when I find him making out with a teacher... Only joking! It was another girl i knew, i guess she is pretty hot, but I knew them both really well. Trying to back off quickly, I fall over a table, crash through 2 sets of chairs, and fall back out of the open sliding window. They both stare down at me awkwardly. The silence is broken by the door opening, and, well, I scarpered.

[Crimson_Blazer]

Making top ramen on the stove, then totally forgetting about it and going to a friends place for a couple hours. Could've totally burned down my house. By the time i got back all the water had evaporated out of the pot

[Hydreigon6507]

I also have a dangerous habit of stepping on (sometimes large) anthills while wearing socks and sandals. Om nom nom if I am not careful...

[~BrightStarVictory~]

Getting completely distracted while crossing the road...so I end up standing there....

[Zigh]

Joining the Military. Lucky I got out when I did, I would have been posted away from my family and sent out to sea for months on end. AFTER the recruiters said I'll be stationed at my home port.

I am not at all going against our military, it was just not for me.

[FrostStorm]

I tried to bounce a basketball on my head ._.

[Auaria~]

Trying to do a back flip while jumping on the bed.....didn't end too well...

[Pesky Persian]

I also have a dangerous habit of stepping on (sometimes large) anthills while wearing socks and sandals. Om nom nom if I am not careful...

That is dangerous. It's a known fact that ants hate terrible footwear choices.

[SasoriSand]

Saying Christianity isn't a religion.
Saying 6+9 = Two people.
Saying Iron wasn't an element.
Trying to walk in the dark to fall onto the floor while my clock, water bottle, and three books fall on the floor and waking my mom and dad up wondering what I was trying to do.

[Ferrin]

this thread isn't for ancient Egyptian or Greek gods, they would never insult themselves
I tried jumping off the roof with a garbage bag parachute once,,

[Rave]

i creeped my potential girlfriend out last year for her birthday and didn't talk to her for a year to the date. (i'm really happy we're talking and friends again)

I also asked a friend of mine at a show all drunk and **** to have sex with me to ditch some scumbag who was using her to cheat on her.

and lots of other crazies =3

[ansem the wise]

i just remembered one.
i joined SPPF XD

[Curious Eevee]

Fell off a treadmill

[Hydreigon6507]

I used to try and stop arguments on another forum and people thought I was flaming. I do not do that anymore.

[Zorocario]

When I was five or six I pooped in my pants and decided to hide the poop underneath the couch. About five minutes later my grandma found the poop and gave me the *** whoopin' of my life.

[ansem the wise]

When I was five or six I pooped in my pants and decided to hide the poop underneath the couch. About five minutes later my grandma found the poop and gave me the *** whoopin' of my life.

my brother did that, but he put it in the trash can and my dog fished it out and carried it to the dinner table XD

[Hydreigon6507]

I did something really stupid today:
A while ago, my brother took one of my plush toys and put it in the dog crate that the dog wound up being too large for (she fits in the one she is in now, do not worry) and she recently started going in there to sniff around for some reason. I did not notice that it was a plush toy I got at a Girl Scout event a couple of years ago, so I thought it was fine in there... until we noticed that the dog got a hold of it. You can guess what she did with it (husky that chews on every and ALL plush toys... She is basically a Hydreigon of the dog world in that case), and after that happened I had a rage fit from thinking about sentimental value.

Nope, nope, noooooppeeee. Not letting that happen again. X___x

[TruthWHIP]

I glued spikes to my bare *** instead of wearing pants one day. People didn't appreciate it when I destroyed everything I sat on.

[FlareLover17]

That's arguably the most humiliating thing that can happen to someone.
Sometimes it's not even the person's fault. The car could've been the exact same model as theirs.

that happened to me. I was about to buckle myself in, when i realized that is wasn't my car. xD