Mr. E Nigma
Tell a joke, die laughing -- New and improved!
simple:
you tell a joke
tell people if u liked their jokes
die laughing.
ok i'll start with a joke.
what do you call a guy with no arms or legs, hanging on a wall..
...Art
(please keep jokes told funny, the last thread got shut down partly due to people just posting numbers as jokes)
While I dislike confrontations, I find the idea of a puzzle battle to be quite alluring. Or to use a colloquialism: Please bring it. ~ Professor Layton
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Pokeguard Leader
If a man is skydiving, and his parachute doesn't work, what do you call him?
A: A hospital. This is gunna be oooooonnnneeee big mess.
LOL
Claimed Majora's Mask/Skull Kid from the Legend of Zelda.
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Limitless
A man goes into a hospital, and his Doctor says to him:
"Well, I've got good news and bad news."
"What's the good news, doc?" the patient asks, worried.
"Well, you have 24 hours to live."
"WHAT‽" screamed the patient, "HOW COULD THE BAD NEWS BE ANY WORSE‽"
"Well," his Doctor said uneasily, "I've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."
(P.S, Long live the interrobang!)
Every story has an ending. Nothing lasts forever. Not any more.
Read My Epic Fanfic -
Spoiler:- Thanks to DeadlyBraviary!:
Knuckle Trainer
Originally Posted by Scaldaver
A man goes into a hospital, and his Doctor says to him:
"Well, I've got good news and bad news."
"What's the bad news, doc?" the patient asks, worried.
"Well, you have 24 hours to live."
"WHAT‽" screamed the patient, "What's the good news then".
"The good news is that I have no other bad news" replied the doctor.
Number of Genwunners = 100
Number of people accused of being a Genwunner = 100 000 000 000 000 000
Number of people complaning about Genwunners = 100 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000
The Truth
The game.
You just lost it.
Nah I kid, okay here goes, bit short though.
So I'm on a Whisky diet; I've lost three days already.
Always up for a battle so don't be shy; write on my wall or PM me! ;D
Pokémon Black Friend Code
Steven
1550 0824 0380
Black 2 Friend Code
Steven
2881 7506 6340
3DS Friend Code;
FC:
1805 2266 9731
Credit to LunGhost; thanks a lot! =)
Limitless
I feel my joke has been mutilated. I must do another!
One upon a time there was a purple Kingdom in a purple land where a purple pauper loved the purple princess in the purple palace. The purple princess in the purple palace also loved the purple pauper and they devised a plan: at night the purple princess stole from her purple room, down the purple hallways down the purple steps out of the purple palace and into a purple carriage the purple pauper was leading. The purple guards noticed and took the purple pauper, leading him through the purple yard, in the purple palace, down purple steps, through purple corridors, into the purple dungeons, where the purple guard unlocked with the purple key, shoved him in, and said:
'Indigo.'
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Yeah, not one of my best...
Every story has an ending. Nothing lasts forever. Not any more.
Read My Epic Fanfic -
Spoiler:- Thanks to DeadlyBraviary!:
Mr. E Nigma
Ok kries reopened it
what do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?
...Rustle!
While I dislike confrontations, I find the idea of a puzzle battle to be quite alluring. Or to use a colloquialism: Please bring it. ~ Professor Layton
WobbWobbWobb Wobrudo
Who's that Pokemon?
Ash: ....I thought you knew! DX
But you have to admit, for a part-time Nazi
He's freaking hot.
Rainbow Trainer
finds shiny graveler...
...graveler used self destruct
White 2 team~ all lvl 100~ 8 badges~ E4 complete~ white treehollow complete~ join avenue rank 10~ 81 medals
WobbWobbWobb Wobrudo
How does Kiku Honda think?
With....
His....
RAMEN NOODLES
But you have to admit, for a part-time Nazi
He's freaking hot.
Mr. E Nigma
what is brown and smells like bananas?
monkey crap XD
While I dislike confrontations, I find the idea of a puzzle battle to be quite alluring. Or to use a colloquialism: Please bring it. ~ Professor Layton
Luminous Burst!
lol
How do you kill a hipster?
By drowning him in the MAINSTREAM!
Realistic pokemon battle FTW!
Never Forget
whats white and can't climb a tree?
a refrigerator
stubbling into it
I'm not sure I like the prospect of dying after saying something, but here goes.
Two men walk into a bar. Ouch.
Two crows walk into a bar. They look at each other and nod. One of them pulls out a crowbar and attempts to hit the bartender with it, clearly intending to kill! Unfortunately, he misses by a significant margin. The bartender, also a crow, applauds the two gentlemen. As it turns out, the bartender was once an English teacher. He found a lot of amusement in the double meanings of Spoiler:- bad pun:
and Spoiler:- worse pun:
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Hmph
Rising Trainer
What do you call bread made by a duck? Iced tea.
Anaheim Sucks
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
You get your money back and your wife back.
What do you call a mixture between an elephant and a rhino?
Elephino (Hell if I know)
Crafter of Mines
What's green, has four legs, and can kill you if it falls from a tree?
A pool table
This is so funny! It has been done.
Last edited by Klizcool; 30th October 2012 at 10:38 PM.
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WobbWobbWobb Wobrudo
What is it called when someone from England gets pantsed?
London bridges falling down!
But you have to admit, for a part-time Nazi
He's freaking hot.
There it is.
Hey, you know what's even funnier than 24?
Spoiler:- It's...:
Joke: Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a-salted.
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