Originally Posted by Todoserugi
An even better one is what's blue and can't talk? THE SKY!
Why did the man float in the lake?
Because he was dead.
How do you make an eggroll?
You push it.
Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie?
Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!
What's green and has wheels?
Grass. I was kidding about the wheels...
Last edited by Shadow Caster; 28th June 2013 at 12:07 AM.
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