Page 4 of 6 FirstFirst 123456 LastLast
Results 76 to 100 of 127

Thread: Tell a joke, die laughing -- New and improved!

  1. #76
    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Location
    *sigh* Michigan
    Posts
    456

    Default

    I found a list of ten puns.

    I was hoping that one of these puns would make me laugh, but no pun intended.


    Every time you have a bad day, just go to Advanced Search, enter "Him in the Court" in the User Name box, and voila.

    PEOPLE OF EARTH -- WE ARE YOUR ZILTOIDIAN OVERLORDS.
    RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.


  2. #77
    Join Date
    Jan 2013
    Location
    England
    Posts
    6

    Default

    A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

    And on the subject of chemistry ones, not really a joke but...
    Little Jimmy's dead and gone,
    his eyes will see no more.
    For what he thought was H2O
    was H2SO4.
    Arceus is the god of pokemon? Autocorrect got Articuno really wrong that time...
    Try out the monotype room on Pokemon Showdown!

  3. #78
    Join Date
    Jul 2011
    Location
    Dinosaur Planet
    Posts
    3,031

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by carboncopy View Post
    Here is one :
    Pessimist looking at glass of water: It's half empty
    Optimist looking at glass of water: It's half full
    Chemist looking at glass of water: It's full. Half in liquid state and half in gaseous state.
    Engineer looking at a glass of water: It's twice as big as it should be

    ^ Click this for good times ^


  4. #79
    Join Date
    Jun 2011
    Location
    Your computer screen.
    Posts
    1,748

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Gelatino95 View Post
    Engineer looking at a glass of water: It's twice as big as it should be
    Realist: Drinks glass of water for nourishment.
    PASBL: Un-re-retired

  5. #80
    Join Date
    Sep 2012
    Location
    Where I'm meant to be
    Posts
    977

    Default

    At what time did Jerry Sandusky have a big date?

    When the little hand touched the big hand!

    (sorry)
    A strong spirit transcends rules.

  6. #81
    Join Date
    Aug 2011
    Location
    Didney Worl
    Posts
    717

    Default

    Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, she gets stuck in the air.


    Number of Genwunners = 100
    Number of people accused of being a Genwunner = 100 000 000 000 000 000
    Number of people complaning about Genwunners = 100 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000

  7. #82
    Join Date
    Sep 2012
    Location
    Where I'm meant to be
    Posts
    977

    Default

    Yo momma's so ugly, she made an onion cry!
    A strong spirit transcends rules.

  8. #83
    Join Date
    Jan 2013
    Location
    Black Skyscraper
    Posts
    57

    Default

    Yo Mama so fat,
    she doesn't need internet...

    she's already worldwide!


    I could only find yo mama jokes, sorry.
    Black 2 Friend Code: 4900-4933-8066

    I can trade:

    Lickie by PopPrincess_Lyra

  9. #84
    Join Date
    Sep 2012
    Location
    Where I'm meant to be
    Posts
    977

    Default

    Yo momma's so fat, not even Dora can explore her!

    Also: Yo momma's so FAT and STUPID, the only letters she knows are K, F, and C.
    A strong spirit transcends rules.

  10. #85
    Join Date
    Aug 2011
    Location
    Didney Worl
    Posts
    717

    Default

    Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.


    Number of Genwunners = 100
    Number of people accused of being a Genwunner = 100 000 000 000 000 000
    Number of people complaning about Genwunners = 100 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000

  11. #86
    Join Date
    Jan 2013
    Location
    Black Skyscraper
    Posts
    57

    Default

    Yo Mama so stupˇd,
    she got fired at the M&M factory...

    for throwing out the Ws!


    inb4anotheryomamajoke
    Black 2 Friend Code: 4900-4933-8066

    I can trade:

    Lickie by PopPrincess_Lyra

  12. #87
    Join Date
    Sep 2012
    Location
    Where I'm meant to be
    Posts
    977

    Default

    Yo momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone!
    A strong spirit transcends rules.

  13. #88
    Join Date
    Aug 2011
    Location
    Didney Worl
    Posts
    717

    Default

    What do you call a fish without an eye?

    Fsh.


    Number of Genwunners = 100
    Number of people accused of being a Genwunner = 100 000 000 000 000 000
    Number of people complaning about Genwunners = 100 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000

  14. #89
    Join Date
    Sep 2012
    Location
    Where I'm meant to be
    Posts
    977

    Default

    What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

    A bench can support a family of 4!

    What do you call a black priest?

    Holy &*!@

    What do you call a group of white people going down a hill?

    Avalanche!
    A strong spirit transcends rules.

  15. #90
    Join Date
    Aug 2011
    Location
    Didney Worl
    Posts
    717

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Dragontail View Post
    What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

    A bench can support a family of 4!

    What do you call a black priest?

    Holy &*!@

    What do you call a group of white people going down a hill?

    Avalanche!


    What do you call a group of white people going down a hill?

    The white people pushed by Mexicans and Blacks after using the first 2 jokes.


    Number of Genwunners = 100
    Number of people accused of being a Genwunner = 100 000 000 000 000 000
    Number of people complaning about Genwunners = 100 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000

  16. #91
    Join Date
    Sep 2012
    Location
    Where I'm meant to be
    Posts
    977

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Hilda View Post
    What do you call a group of white people going down a hill?

    The white people pushed by Mexicans and Blacks after using the first 2 jokes.
    Sorry

    Yo momma's so stupid, she ate the big apple!
    A strong spirit transcends rules.

  17. #92
    Join Date
    Sep 2012
    Location
    Hoenn
    Posts
    2,928

    Default

    all the yo mamma jokes and not one chuck norris joke?

    chuck norris can punch a cyclops between the eyes.

    chuck norris doesnt dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone.

    when chuck norris jumps into a lake he doesnt get wet, the lake gets chuck norrised.
    #PokemonMoon #TeamRowlet

    I am one of Jehovah's Witnesses.
    If you have a question about my religion, or wish to discuss my religion, the Bible, or anything related to this topic, feel free to PM or VM me, take a look at the information in my profile or visit our official website.

  18. #93
    Join Date
    Sep 2012
    Location
    Where I'm meant to be
    Posts
    977

    Default

    Did you hear about the newlywed couple in South Korea?

    They're Seoul-mates.
    A strong spirit transcends rules.

  19. #94
    Join Date
    Jan 2013
    Location
    Little Rock, AR
    Posts
    17

    Default

    "Prof. Oak: You have worked hard to become the new League Champion.
    Red: Hell yeah i did. I had to listen to a *** saying he likes effin' SHORTS. I had to rub the back of a seasick captain. I had to put an effin' Marowak's spirit to rest. And I had to put up with the **** your stupid grandson kept saying to me like "Hey loser!" or "Smell Ya Later". Just to figure out HE was the Champion. Yeah thanks, Oak. >
    Prof. Oak: ....Ooook? o_0", from Luigifan1 on YouTube. Keep the jokes relevant.

  20. #95
    Join Date
    Jan 2013
    Location
    New York, USA
    Posts
    81

    Thumbs up

    Q: What's the difference between Princess Diana and Elton John?

    A: Princess Diana never became Queen of England.

  21. #96
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Location
    Where ever I may roam
    Posts
    638

    Default

    Chuck Norris can win a game of connect 4 in 3 turns

    When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push up, he pushes the ground down.

    Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg

    Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built himself.
    [IMG]http://i43.*******.com/343jiwx.png[/IMG]
    Keeping the classics alive

  22. #97
    Join Date
    Jan 2013
    Location
    Little Rock, AR
    Posts
    17

    Default

    Awesome lower picture.

  23. #98
    Join Date
    Sep 2010
    Location
    Memories' Skyscraper
    Posts
    323

    Default

    tried to replicate shrodingers cat. I didn't need to look to find out what had happened


    Dammit, I've been practically dead. Too busy fighting demons and shadows.......* points evoker at head*....... back to work...* fires*



    † I am a Christian and proud of it! Copy and paste this if you are too.†

  24. #99
    Join Date
    Jun 2013
    Posts
    4

    Default

    What do you do when an Egyptian hurts his back?
    Call a Cairopractor.

    *crickets*

  25. #100
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    Australia
    Posts
    165

    Default

    Why did the mexican push his wife off a cliff?
    Tequila




    evolution Items I am giving away:
    firestone x15
    metal coat x3
    up grade
    water stone x19
    sun stone x2
    King's rock x2
    Dragon scale x2
    Razor claw
    moon stone x2
    thunderstone x5
    magmarizer x5
    sachet x3
    oval stone
    deep sea scale x2
    prism scale
    dawn stone
    everstone x3
    My 3ds fc:4441 9598 4755

Page 4 of 6 FirstFirst 123456 LastLast

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •