A kindergarten teacher tells all her students that she is American
She asks her students if any of them are American.
The students, wanting to be like their teacher, raised their hands.
Only one didn't.
Her name was Kristen.
"Why aren't you American?" the teacher asked.
"I'm a proud Canadian", Kristen replied.
"Why?", asked the teacher.
"Because my mommy and daddy are Canadian."
"If your parents were idiots, what would you be?", the teacher angrily replied.
"Then", said Kristen with a smile, "i'd be American".