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  1. 17th January 2013, 8:32 PM #81
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    At what time did Jerry Sandusky have a big date?

    When the little hand touched the big hand!

    (sorry)
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  2. 17th January 2013, 8:34 PM #82
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    Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, she gets stuck in the air.


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  3. 17th January 2013, 8:37 PM #83
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    Yo momma's so ugly, she made an onion cry!
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  4. 17th January 2013, 8:51 PM #84
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    Yo Mama so fat,
    she doesn't need internet...

    she's already worldwide!


    I could only find yo mama jokes, sorry.
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  5. 17th January 2013, 8:53 PM #85
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    Yo momma's so fat, not even Dora can explore her!

    Also: Yo momma's so FAT and STUPID, the only letters she knows are K, F, and C.
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  6. 17th January 2013, 8:56 PM #86
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    Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.


    Number of Genwunners = 100
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    Number of people complaning about Genwunners = 100 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000
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  7. 17th January 2013, 8:58 PM #87
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    Yo Mama so stupˇd,
    she got fired at the M&M factory...

    for throwing out the Ws!


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    Yo momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone!
    Apparently, the Kids Bop lyrics of "Thrift Shop" go like this:

    Walk into the club, like, "What up, I gotta big heart"
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  9. 17th January 2013, 9:00 PM #89
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    What do you call a fish without an eye?

    Fsh.


    Number of Genwunners = 100
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    What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

    A bench can support a family of 4!

    What do you call a black priest?

    Holy &*!@

    What do you call a group of white people going down a hill?

    Avalanche!
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  11. 17th January 2013, 9:09 PM #91
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragontail View Post
    What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

    A bench can support a family of 4!

    What do you call a black priest?

    Holy &*!@

    What do you call a group of white people going down a hill?

    Avalanche!


    What do you call a group of white people going down a hill?

    The white people pushed by Mexicans and Blacks after using the first 2 jokes.


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  12. 17th January 2013, 9:10 PM #92
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hilda View Post
    What do you call a group of white people going down a hill?

    The white people pushed by Mexicans and Blacks after using the first 2 jokes.
    Sorry

    Yo momma's so stupid, she ate the big apple!
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    all the yo mamma jokes and not one chuck norris joke?

    chuck norris can punch a cyclops between the eyes.

    chuck norris doesnt dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone.

    when chuck norris jumps into a lake he doesnt get wet, the lake gets chuck norrised.

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  14. 19th January 2013, 5:20 AM #94
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    Did you hear about the newlywed couple in South Korea?

    They're Seoul-mates.
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  15. 23rd January 2013, 12:28 AM #95
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    "Prof. Oak: You have worked hard to become the new League Champion.
    Red: Hell yeah i did. I had to listen to a *** saying he likes effin' SHORTS. I had to rub the back of a seasick captain. I had to put an effin' Marowak's spirit to rest. And I had to put up with the **** your stupid grandson kept saying to me like "Hey loser!" or "Smell Ya Later". Just to figure out HE was the Champion. Yeah thanks, Oak. >
    Prof. Oak: ....Ooook? o_0", from Luigifan1 on YouTube. Keep the jokes relevant.
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    Thumbs up

    Q: What's the difference between Princess Diana and Elton John?

    A: Princess Diana never became Queen of England.
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  17. 27th January 2013, 11:14 PM #97
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    Chuck Norris can win a game of connect 4 in 3 turns

    When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push up, he pushes the ground down.

    Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg

    Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built himself.

    Keeping the classics alive
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    Awesome lower picture.
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