At what time did Jerry Sandusky have a big date?
When the little hand touched the big hand!
(sorry)
Hive Trainer
At what time did Jerry Sandusky have a big date?
When the little hand touched the big hand!
(sorry)
Apparently, the Kids Bop lyrics of "Thrift Shop" go like this:
Walk into the club, like, "What up, I gotta big heart"
Knuckle Trainer
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, she gets stuck in the air.
Number of Genwunners = 100
Number of people accused of being a Genwunner = 100 000 000 000 000 000
Number of people complaning about Genwunners = 100 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000
Hive Trainer
Yo momma's so ugly, she made an onion cry!
Apparently, the Kids Bop lyrics of "Thrift Shop" go like this:
Walk into the club, like, "What up, I gotta big heart"
Am I wrong here?
Yo Mama so fat,
she doesn't need internet...
she's already worldwide!
I could only find yo mama jokes, sorry.
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I can trade:
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Hive Trainer
Yo momma's so fat, not even Dora can explore her!
Also: Yo momma's so FAT and STUPID, the only letters she knows are K, F, and C.
Apparently, the Kids Bop lyrics of "Thrift Shop" go like this:
Walk into the club, like, "What up, I gotta big heart"
Knuckle Trainer
Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.
Number of Genwunners = 100
Number of people accused of being a Genwunner = 100 000 000 000 000 000
Number of people complaning about Genwunners = 100 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000
Am I wrong here?
Yo Mama so stupˇd,
she got fired at the M&M factory...
for throwing out the Ws!
inb4anotheryomamajoke
Black 2 Friend Code: 4900-4933-8066
I can trade:
Lickie by PopPrincess_Lyra
Hive Trainer
Yo momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone!
Apparently, the Kids Bop lyrics of "Thrift Shop" go like this:
Walk into the club, like, "What up, I gotta big heart"
Knuckle Trainer
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh.
Number of Genwunners = 100
Number of people accused of being a Genwunner = 100 000 000 000 000 000
Number of people complaning about Genwunners = 100 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000
Hive Trainer
What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
A bench can support a family of 4!
What do you call a black priest?
Holy &*!@
What do you call a group of white people going down a hill?
Avalanche!
Apparently, the Kids Bop lyrics of "Thrift Shop" go like this:
Walk into the club, like, "What up, I gotta big heart"
Knuckle Trainer
Originally Posted by Dragontail
What do you call a group of white people going down a hill?
The white people pushed by Mexicans and Blacks after using the first 2 jokes.
Number of Genwunners = 100
Number of people accused of being a Genwunner = 100 000 000 000 000 000
Number of people complaning about Genwunners = 100 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000
Hive Trainer
Sorry
Yo momma's so stupid, she ate the big apple!
Apparently, the Kids Bop lyrics of "Thrift Shop" go like this:
Walk into the club, like, "What up, I gotta big heart"
Mr. E Nigma
all the yo mamma jokes and not one chuck norris joke?
chuck norris can punch a cyclops between the eyes.
chuck norris doesnt dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone.
when chuck norris jumps into a lake he doesnt get wet, the lake gets chuck norrised.
While I dislike confrontations, I find the idea of a puzzle battle to be quite alluring. Or to use a colloquialism: Please bring it. ~ Professor Layton
Hive Trainer
Did you hear about the newlywed couple in South Korea?
They're Seoul-mates.
Apparently, the Kids Bop lyrics of "Thrift Shop" go like this:
Walk into the club, like, "What up, I gotta big heart"
Beginning Trainer
"Prof. Oak: You have worked hard to become the new League Champion.
Red: Hell yeah i did. I had to listen to a *** saying he likes effin' SHORTS. I had to rub the back of a seasick captain. I had to put an effin' Marowak's spirit to rest. And I had to put up with the **** your stupid grandson kept saying to me like "Hey loser!" or "Smell Ya Later". Just to figure out HE was the Champion. Yeah thanks, Oak. >
Prof. Oak: ....Ooook? o_0", from Luigifan1 on YouTube. Keep the jokes relevant.
Ghetto Biatch
Q: What's the difference between Princess Diana and Elton John?
A: Princess Diana never became Queen of England.
No life till leather
Chuck Norris can win a game of connect 4 in 3 turns
When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push up, he pushes the ground down.
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built himself.
Keeping the classics alive
Beginning Trainer
Awesome lower picture.
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