Tell a joke, die laughing -- New and improved!

[Dragontail]

At what time did Jerry Sandusky have a big date?

When the little hand touched the big hand!

(sorry)

[Hilda]

Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, she gets stuck in the air.

[Dragontail]

Yo momma's so ugly, she made an onion cry!

[SpeedDeoxys]

Yo Mama so fat,
she doesn't need internet...

she's already worldwide!


I could only find yo mama jokes, sorry.

[Dragontail]

Yo momma's so fat, not even Dora can explore her!

Also: Yo momma's so FAT and STUPID, the only letters she knows are K, F, and C.

[Hilda]

Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.

[SpeedDeoxys]

Yo Mama so stup¡d,
she got fired at the M&M factory...

for throwing out the Ws!


inb4anotheryomamajoke

[Dragontail]

Yo momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone!

[Hilda]

What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh.

[Dragontail]

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

A bench can support a family of 4!

What do you call a black priest?

Holy &*!@

What do you call a group of white people going down a hill?

Avalanche!

[Hilda]

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

A bench can support a family of 4!

What do you call a black priest?

Holy &*!@

What do you call a group of white people going down a hill?

Avalanche!

What do you call a group of white people going down a hill?

The white people pushed by Mexicans and Blacks after using the first 2 jokes.

[Dragontail]

What do you call a group of white people going down a hill?

The white people pushed by Mexicans and Blacks after using the first 2 jokes.

Sorry

Yo momma's so stupid, she ate the big apple!

[ansem the wise]

all the yo mamma jokes and not one chuck norris joke?

chuck norris can punch a cyclops between the eyes.

chuck norris doesnt dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone.

when chuck norris jumps into a lake he doesnt get wet, the lake gets chuck norrised.

[Dragontail]

Did you hear about the newlywed couple in South Korea?

They're Seoul-mates.

[AndyRedGold]

"Prof. Oak: You have worked hard to become the new League Champion.
Red: Hell yeah i did. I had to listen to a *** saying he likes effin' SHORTS. I had to rub the back of a seasick captain. I had to put an effin' Marowak's spirit to rest. And I had to put up with the **** your stupid grandson kept saying to me like "Hey loser!" or "Smell Ya Later". Just to figure out HE was the Champion. Yeah thanks, Oak. >
Prof. Oak: ....Ooook? o_0", from Luigifan1 on YouTube. Keep the jokes relevant.

[lollygag]

Q: What's the difference between Princess Diana and Elton John?

A: Princess Diana never became Queen of England.

[MasterLucario]

Chuck Norris can win a game of connect 4 in 3 turns

When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push up, he pushes the ground down.

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built himself.

[AndyRedGold]

Awesome lower picture.