I put all my life-savings through the wash and it came out all wrinkly.
Can anyone give me the name of a good money laundryer that could clean my life's worth and return it to its formerly crisp state?
I've been subsisting on massive dust bunnies and lint since no place will take my money in its currently limp state.
In other news, I'm trying to lose weight. My mom says "bigisthenewsmall" but I could use to shed some of the excess poundage dripping from my bones.