Embarrassing things that you have seen/done.

[BearTown]

stuttering is embarrassing for me. I do that when Im nervous.
one time at my first show, (Im in a band) I forgot the words. then fear overtook me and I just stopped... apologized... then moved on.... ugh. it was in front of a hundred. but Im past that now. but I still have stage fright :/ not as bad but ya know...
then I did it again at a speech I was giving for school.
then there r those moments I try to insert myself in a conversation I know nothing about and completely fail and say something totally wrong.

[BNator92]

Once, when I was doing a paper route, I fell brutally while jogging to deliver a paper to a doorstep. Newspapers went flying everywhere and I scraped the left part of my left hand pretty bad, scraped a couple fingers on my right hand, and scraped my left knee (yes, it was a really awkward fall). The guy I was on orientation with who was delivering papers on the other side of the street saw me, but didn't say anything or asked if I was okay.
That said, I had to do the rest of the shift with painful wounds that had to suffer for 2-3 hours.
I was also hiding it the best I could the entire time because of how embarrassed I was.

[Pilpulp]

Started pushing someone else's cart at a grocery store. They just stared at me until I realized what I was doing.

[FlareLover17]

I accidentally went into the passenger seat of the wrong car. -~- in my defense it was the same model and color as ours. xD

[Demon Kitsune Yoko Kurama]

That's nothing. I trip over air.

Yes, I trip over air as well. I happens to me everyday in school. So, I just stay seated.

[ansem the wise]

I was at a funeral and someone called my name.
I turn and see a woman walking to me, she says “oh I haven’t seen you in a long time! Do u remember me?”
I kinnda nod.
“good well say hi to your mom for me.”
My friend (who was standing next to me) asks me “who was that?”
“I have no idea” we both started laughing.

[Blood Red Absol]

One word: Alcohol.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Hoo, boy. I feel like my life is this seemingly endless plethora of embarrassment, whether such instances happen to me or not. I'm pretty sure I could actually write a fairly lengthy book on them. In all honesty, if I didn't already have an idea set in stone for NaNoWriMo, I'd probably would be writing said book.

[Demon Kitsune Yoko Kurama]

Sending my crush a message that was like a paragraph on Facebook.

[ansem the wise]

Hoo, boy. I feel like my life is this seemingly endless plethora of embarrassment, whether such instances happen to me or not. I'm pretty sure I could actually write a fairly lengthy book on them. In all honesty, if I didn't already have an idea set in stone for NaNoWriMo, I'd probably would be writing said book.

I find this post embarrassing XD
Just kidding XD

[Princess Raspberyl]

Sending my crush a message that was like a paragraph on Facebook.

JUST a paragraph? ...YOU CAN DO BETTER THEN THAT MIST. D:<
Getting asked out in the cafeteria in the 5th grade...he shouted it out and everyone heard him...t'was quite awkward...

[Demon Kitsune Yoko Kurama]

JUST a paragraph? ...YOU CAN DO BETTER THEN THAT MIST. D:<
Getting asked out in the cafeteria in the 5th grade...he shouted it out and everyone heard him...t'was quite awkward...

I got no reply. D:

Okay, you win. xD

[Shayminlover123]

I was marching during a summer parade I dropped everything when we were halfway done with the parade and I had to stop and pick up my music and the others kept on going DX

[Airi-Chan]

Taking my jeans off around the public ._.

[Chili]

I messed up 3 times as an anchor like this. "Now over to Juliane with our snack report, I mean cubby report, I mean WEATHER REPORT! GOD!" I was so embarrassed.

[DizzyCobraMew]

When I was in karate and we were doing laps in the room, I accidentally tripped on this girls pants and pulled them down, I felt super bad, also the first time I went to water country I was drowning and I went to the latter to climb out and I got yelled at I told them I was drowning and couldn't breathe and they just shoved me back in the water where I had struggled to get out of the water, I still hate that person to this day even though this was about 10 years ago, wince well I was only 8 and I could have died since I also couldn't move much

[ansem the wise]

I saw an old lady walk into a mens room XD

[Princess Raspberyl]

I saw an old lady walk into a mens room XD

That's happened to me before D8 I thought I should say something but I just walked away. :P

[Azran Flame]

Squealing with delight when I noticed a used copy of Phoenix Wright: Justice For All at GAME. And squealing with delight even more when I first went to Pokémon Story (the Korean version of Pokémon Center) and proceeding to clear out about an eighth of the plushies section with another guy there. Aaaaand squealing yet again when I saw a copy of CoroCoro in a major bookstore in Korea.

[your boss]

I mistook butter for Ice Cream, luckily I didn't even put one bite in my mouth.