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    Stewie's Journey- A Pokemon/Family Guy crossover.

    A/N This is a crossover of Pokemon season 1 and Family Guy, also a sort of parody about pokemon hope you enjoy.
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    Prologue

    It was a peaceful saturday morning in the town of Quahog, Rhode Island. The birds were singing, people were slowly waking up, and all was quiet in the world when suddenly.....

    "I WANT TO BE THE VERY BEST, LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS!"

    "Stewie what are you doing?"

    "TO CATCH THEM ALL IS MY REAL TEST, TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE!"

    "Stewie, please keep it down, I've got a project to do!"

    "POKEMON GOTTA CAT-"

    At this moment a white bipedal talking dog with a rather large nose came by and shut off the TV. At this time, an ugly girl wearing glasses, a red shirt and a cap came down the stairs, visibly incensed at the disturbance of her staturday morning peace.

    "Brian, what's going on here?" Said the girl, whose name was Meg.

    Brian the dog shook his head in exasperation and said, "It all began a few days ago when Peter decided to upgrade our cable service. It was all fine and Dandy especially when it came with free cinemax, oh those girls, I loved them so-"

    "Brian get to the point!"

    "Alright!, So Peter decided to upgrade our cable service to include more channels and one of them turned out to include Japanese Anime with one of the shows being Pokemon. All it took was one episode for stewie to get addicted to the show worse than when Peter got addicted to Crack. He bought the games, the merchandise, note his and Rupert's matching hats, and even the trading cards. I can't believe you didn't notice it sooner Meg. Stewie is completely-OW!, why'd you hit me with a onix figurine?"

    "Because Brian, you have the remote, NOW TIME FOR POKEMON!!"

    "Hehehe Ash, you will never be able to beat my ground type Rhydon with your Electric type Pikachu, prepare to lose!"

    "Never!, So long as I believe in my Pokemon I shall win no matter what!, PIKACHU, AIM FOR THE HORN!!"

    "You did it Ash, your friendship with your Pikachu has allowed you to by bypass the laws of Physics, congratulations, here is the Volcano badge!"

    "ALRIGHT!!, I GOT THE VOLCANO BADGE!!"

    Brian facepalmed, " Stewie, how can you stand to watch this garbage? it makes no sense and its only purpose is to drain the pockets of millions of gullible children by immersing them in a fantasy socialist utopia where money has no relevance, criminals are jokes, and 10 year old kids can travel the country with no parental supervision!, It's completely unrealistic and should not be getting all the ratings that it gets!"

    "Brian?"

    "Yeah?"

    "Kindly get that Charizard doll and bring it to me please"

    "Ughh, alright"

    "NOW BRIAN TASTE THE WRATH OF CHARIZARD!!!"

    The baby Stewie was very odd in many ways. For one, he was only one year old but could talk like a 40 year old, he also had no sense of conscience and had a head shaped like a football. At the moment he was currently chasing Brian around house wielding the charizard doll that also doubles as a real flamethrower. Meg simply shook her head and went back upstairs. Eventually Brian ducked behind the TV and Stewiw blew it up with the last bit of fuel in the flamethrower. While Stewie had the intelligence of a 40 year old, he was still a baby at heart and all babies did one thing when they broke their favorite toy.

    "WAHH!, WAAH!, I can't take it, Pokemon is my life! I won't be able to live without Ash, Pikachu, Misty, I don't like Brock, Gary, and Charizard among others, WAHHH!!!"

    Now Brian was many things, drunkard, promiscous, and a terrible author being the most prevalent, but he didn't have the heart to punish a crying baby.

    "Hey Stewie is there anything I can do for you?"

    "NO!, You're a meanie and I never want to see your face again!"

    At that Stewie ran upstairs to his room and locked the doors. Then he tossed a voltorb figurine into a Venusaur plushie, unlocking the doors to his secret pokecave. Once inside Stewie ran in and started working, he worked for days without coming out, sending in Robo-Stewie to take care of ordinary things as he built his greatest accomplishment. A device designed to fuse together his world and the world of Pokemon so since he can't watch pokemon, Stewie can now live pokemon. there was only one catch though.

    "So using the memonukemometer 3000 to power this machine seems to work perfectly, except for one thing, mine and everybody in Quahog will have their memories deleted in order for this device to work. Should I do it? Oh yes, now I can convince everyone that Pokemon is awesome, Meg, Peter, Chris, and especially Brian. Alright time to do this! POWER ON!"

    At this point Stewie pressed the button and the two worlds fused with a massive burst of light.

    TBC.....
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    ...YOU BETTER CONTINUE THIS RED. CONTINUE IT OR I WILL TRACK YOU DOWN, KILL YOU, REVIVE YOU, AND THEN KICK YOU DOWN A WELL. This, THIS, was comedic EPICNESS.
    My favorite part was this :3:
    "Brian?"

    "Yeah?"

    "Kindly get that Charizard doll and bring it to me please"

    "Ughh, alright"

    "NOW BRIAN TASTE THE WRATH OF CHARIZARD!!!"
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    A/N Because the ideas keep flowing here's chapter one. Also the two unnamed enemy pokemon technically does not have dex numbers in the story at the time period this is set in.

    Chapter one-Rupert, I choose you!

    "Hah, the machine can't trick me!" Said Stewie as he put on a protecting helmet, "My Memories will remain intact!"

    Suddenly the warp shuddered as a gigantic being over 10 feet tall, with a huge curved head, purple markings, and 2 massive pearls set in its Arms showed up. Stewie screamed " AHH!, WHAT THE DEUCE ARE YOU?! The being raised an emormous claw and slashed downward in a purple arc, smashing the helmet and sending Stewie into oblivion. Then a sinister looking black creature with a mane of white hair and a single blue eye tossed a black orb at Stewie, causing him to fall asleep. Cackling, the two creatures flew out the other way and Stewie fell into a deep sleep.

    As the two beings escaped the world Stewie had unknowingly created, Stewie fell into a deep sleep. Dreaming of course as any normal 10 year old kid would of his very first Pokemon. First up was Bulbasaur. Stewie carefully considered the advantages of having a bulbasaur, it could learn many status moves, it was good against water and yet weak to fire, it was a dependable pokemon. However it was ugly and not badass enough to cover it. So Stewie's dreams turned next to the turtle Squirtle. The little blue pokemon Stewie thought was amazing, especially for the turtle's ability to spin and defend with its shell, as a blastoise it will even get acess to the powerful move hydro pump. Squirtle will also be good against fire types but bad against grass types. However Stewie remebered that Blastoise could learn ice beam. Finally, Stewie imagine getting a charmander,having fun with the little lizard, burning things up with its flamethrower attack, and once it evolves into charizard, to go flying and to scare little kids and to burn even more stuff. Stewie contented himself by dreaming of all the adventures he will have with Charizard. However due to the effects of the mysterious dark spirit, Stewie did ot wake cup when the alarm rang for him to wake up. He did not wake cup to the smell of Pancakes, and finally, his mother Lois had to rush upstairs and shake Stewie away as he murmured "oooh Charizard, your flame is so BIG, please fit it-AHH, what is it mother!" Stewie did not know why, but he suddenly had an urge to kill her, although he didn't know why.

    "Stewie dear, you overslept and on your 10th birthday too. Don't you want to have some pancakes and get your first pokemon sweetie? You'll be a great pokemon trainer, just like your old man who dissapeared before you were born to be a master and left me alone with a baby coming with no income or support of any kind or even any paper towels but who cares about the details?"

    "Mother what time is it?"

    "Honey it's almost noon!"

    "NOOO! I need to get to the lab right now or elese my pokemon will be all gone!!!"

    At this Stewie rushed out of the house in his PJs and quickly ran toward Professor Hartman's lab, not realizing his pants had fallen down or that he was wearing dirty underwear. Stewie ran and ran and ran towards Hartman's lab until he reached the steps and tripped. Stewie then curled into a fetal position hugging his knee and going 'AHHHH.SSSSSS...AHHHHH...SSSSSS...AHHHH' for quite a while as many trainers walked out each holding a pokeball. As Stewie got up a third trainer came out with a sneer on his face. He also had a football shaped head, but he had hair.

    "The name's Bertram, I saw your theatrics on the steps and I am sorry to say that the pokemon in Hartman's lab are all gone, I got the last one right now, sucks to be you he won't be getting any more pokemon until next year"

    Stewie gasped, " No!, please tell me it isn't true, I've been waiting ages for my first pokemon, wahhh!!!!"

    Bertram pushed Stewie away in disgust."Ugh, such a baby, in fact that's your new name, BABY. Good bye, I've got better things to do than this, and you peed your pants *******"

    "Hey hey what's wrong?", came the voice of a rather portly man wearing a lab coat, a nametag read Professor Hartman.

    Stewie cried "I overslept and missed out on pancakes and I fell and scraped my knee and I didn't get a pokemon and I was called a baby and I peed my pants and I WANT MY MOM!!"

    "Stewie I don't know how to tell you this, but you're out of luck, we have no more starter pokemon to give away and we won't be getting any more for another year. However I recently found a brand new species of pokemon eating away at a jug of honey I left out in my backyard. Come to the back and check it out!"

    And so Stewie, with renewed hopes followed Hartman into the lab and saw the pokemon. It was a small brown bear pokemon, it was eating from a bowl of honey and looking very content.

    "We have no idea what kind of pokemon this is, however based on the fact that pokemon apparently can only say their names and nothing else for some reason, we have dubbed this pokemon Teddiursa, but if you want to you can nickname it"

    Stewie had a small flashback, leaving him with only one thing.

    "Rupert, his name shall be Rupert, come here rupert!"

    "Tedi!", Rupert squealed as he jumped into Stewie's arms.

    "And here are your pokeballs, unfortunately as Rupert is not registered in the pokedex system, he cannot be placed into a pokeball, which means you will have to make do without one. We also ran out of pokedexes, but Mr.Pewterschmidt of Pewterschmidt Co located in Saffron city has sent us a fancy new pokedex AI that calls itself Peter. Apparently Peter was a trainer who saw the fabled Porygon Video and had his soul sucked into the screen, causing his soul to be trapped within this pokedex, it should be harmless, now off you go!"

    As Stewie received his pokedexes, pokeballs and Rupert he walked down the steps from the lab and ran into Lois who had prepared him fresh clothes, a week's supply of fresh underwear, some laundry detergent, travel supplies and some paper towels. Stewie walked proudly away from Pallet town with his Rupert in tow as his pokemon Journey began.

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    I am so lazy, commenting on this just now. D8
    Stewie with a Teddiursa...oh my god...JUST IMAGINE HIM WITH A URSARING! O+O ...The thought of that breaks my mind D8 Good chapter.
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    OMG... This is A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!!!!
    The idea, plot, characters and dialog are all brilliant!!
    There are some grammar issues, like not using two commas for subordinate clauses, but that can be easily overlooked.
    Tediursa was a perfect idea, Bertram was a nice suprise and i can't wait to see how what i will now call 'Peter-dex' will get involved. Hopefully you can involve Peter's random flashbacks somehow, as this could be terrific. Loving this, please add me to PM list if you are doing one.
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    Brian, peter, and ketchup flavored mustard must unite in this fic.
    It's nearly perfect.
    Make sure this is 2+ pages in word long, just in case a mod wanders by.
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    This was hilarious. I don't watch Family Guy very much, but I heard a lot a thing a things about it and seen it a few times. But this was really funny anf very creative.


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    Sorry Pokemonsquared, but...

    It's review time!

    This story is not good, not even a good crossover in general. It's sounds like a bash fic of the anime by just the first chapter alone.

    The characterization, the bashing, bad humor, and uneeded capitalization makes this story stale as bread.

    But if you improve, I won't bother you.

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    Hero of Ideals, this is the sort of humor family guy has, bashing, bashing, swamp monsters, bashing did I mention Bashing.
    This has the sort of humor family guy has, so it's dead on. seriously 10 times in 15 minuetes in one episode the two characters bash each others voice actors. sometimes the humor is in the stupidity, or even it's own bad humor, or bashing.

    Also, does stewie have his old memories or not. Or are we not supposed to know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by infernape100 View Post
    OMG... This is A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!!!!
    The idea, plot, characters and dialog are all brilliant!!
    There are some grammar issues, like not using two commas for subordinate clauses, but that can be easily overlooked.
    Tediursa was a perfect idea, Bertram was a nice suprise and i can't wait to see how what i will now call 'Peter-dex' will get involved. Hopefully you can involve Peter's random flashbacks somehow, as this could be terrific. Loving this, please add me to PM list if you are doing one.
    Noted.
    Quote Originally Posted by Rotomknight View Post
    Brian, peter, and ketchup flavored mustard must unite in this fic.
    It's nearly perfect.
    Make sure this is 2+ pages in word long, just in case a mod wanders by.
    If it is, sorry.
    I think it is but I'll make extra sure future chaps are longer.
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    This was hilarious. I don't watch Family Guy very much, but I heard a lot a thing a things about it and seen it a few times. But this was really funny anf very creative.
    Thanks!
    Quote Originally Posted by Hero of Ideals View Post
    Sorry Pokemonsquared, but...

    It's review time!

    This story is not good, not even a good crossover in general. It's sounds like a bash fic of the anime by just the first chapter alone.

    The characterization, the bashing, bad humor, and uneeded capitalization makes this story stale as bread.

    But if you improve, I won't bother you.
    Notes, but as said before family guy humor is just like that. If you don't like the specific brand of humor there's not much I can do. But about the characterization I thought most people coming in would have seen both so they have ageneral picture but I'll see about future characters.

    Quote Originally Posted by Rotomknight View Post
    Hero of Ideals, this is the sort of humor family guy has, bashing, bashing, swamp monsters, bashing did I mention Bashing.
    This has the sort of humor family guy has, so it's dead on. seriously 10 times in 15 minuetes in one episode the two characters bash each others voice actors. sometimes the humor is in the stupidity, or even it's own bad humor, or bashing.

    Also, does stewie have his old memories or not. Or are we not supposed to know.
    He tried to get around it, but the process failed, so they are there, but buried deep in his subconscious.
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    I was immideately interested in reading this as soon as Hero Of Ideals said he didn't like it. Good job!

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    So I read this, and while it's not as bad as I expected, I do have one complaint: Try and make Stewie's journey less of a rehash of Ash's, in general, someone waking up late and getting a "special" starter is overdone.

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    I had to click it. I saw Pokemon/Family Guy crossover in the title, how could I not click it?

    I have to say, I'm liking this a lot. You're nailing the Family Guy humor perfectly, and even now I'm trying to not laugh due to imagining a Pokedex with Peter's voice. Keep it up!

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    Instead of stewie going Ssssss hhhhh, for a few minutes, have him do it a couple times then say
    *1 hour later* or whatever the length and have a couple more times.

    Also take a paragraph to just describe stewie from a picture, adds a lot of length real fast.
    Like this: He was wearing his favorite red overalls with a yellow shirt. Underneath those he wore a diaper of him taking over the world,.
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    Epic. Doesn't feel like family guy, nor its usual trademarked humour, seems as if you took one aspect of its type of humour (of which there is about 3 different types) , but i enjoy the unpredictability of stewie's character, and i ESPECIALLY enjoyed the amazing interpretation of Lois' character. I was thinking the EXACT same thing as her, minus the paper towels part. I'm subbing this thread, please make more, as it will keep me amused. Nice Job

    XD Luuurrrvvvveeee the thought of Ursaring, nice one XD

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    Chapter 2-What do you mean it's not in the pokedex?

    "Pokemon master Stewie moving in on the target. Pokeball Check. Rupert check. A drink of water, all set. Now let's go catch me my very first pokemon!" Excited, Stewie put on his brand new pokemon trainer cap and dived into a patch of tall grass. Almost instantly a small bird pokemon jumped out. It was small, had beady black eyes and had brown and white feathers. Stewie jumped up and down in excitement as he quickly pulled out his pokedex and scanned the pokemon. What he didn't expect was the pokedex to talk.

    "Howdy! My name is Peter, Peter Griffen. I am mentally retarded, love KISS, and I'm here to help you on all your pokedexing needs"

    Stewie was shocked to say the least. "Ah! what the bloody hell are you?!"

    "I told you my name is Peter, and I don't appreciate being called a what. I tell you this is almost as bad as that one time I had to chase down some Farfetched for a piece of Charcoal"

    Cue cutaway
    "Peter by the time I get back I want those Farfetch'd caught do you hear me?"

    "Aye aye sir! I'll get right to it"

    Peter was wearing a lumberjack uniform and ran out into the forest swinging his imagainary axe wildly. The farfetched just kept running deeper and deeper into the forest until Peter finally gave up and just started shaking his hand at the birds angrily while yelling at them. Then the farfetched moved over Peter's head and pooped all over him.

    end cutaway

    "Ahh good times good times"

    Stewie and Rupert just stared incredulously..."So what exactly does this have to do with what I just said or the pidgey that just ran away because of it!"

    "Oh wait there was a pidgey? Oh I am so sorry, tell you what the next time you see a pokemon I'll make sure to help you catch it okay?"

    "I guess"

    And so Stewie continued his pokemon journey by walking up north through route one. He passed through a den of Ratata but he couldn't catch any because there was a rather ferocious raticate watching his every move. Stewie tried to capture another Pidgey but this one turned out to be stronger than the last and knocked out Rupert with a devastating aerial ace. Stewie instinctively and seemingly automatically reached into his pockets and threw some money in the pidgey's face before running away.

    Discouraged, Stewie walked over by a river and decided to have some lunch. As he was eating a psyduck floated up by the river and dismebarked near Stewie. The psyduck simply stared at Stewie eating his sandwich with a blank look on its face. Stewie tried to shoo the psyduck away but it just stood there. Deciding he may have a chance, Stewie took out his pokedex and scanned it.

    Peter's voice came out "Psyduck the duck pokemon. Overwhelmed by enigmatic abilities, it suffers a constant headache. It sometimes uses mysterious powers. Wow that was a mouthful, who even writes all this stuff? I mean OMG who the hell cares?"

    All this time Psyduck just sat there staring at Stewie.

    Finally Stewie lost it. "alright Psyduck I am going to catch you!, Rupert use headbutt!" Rupert tackled Psyduck with a heavy thud and the Psyduck quacked in pain. Then is released a stream of water from its mouth in a water gun attack which hit Rupert in the face and sent it packing. Stewie screamed " Rupert get up and HEADBUTT!!!!" Rupert got up and slammed Psyduck with all his might..only for Psyduck to fall back into the river and get swept away.

    Things were a little tense after that.

    Peter then chimed in "You know this reminds me of the cartoon that I made you should check it out!"

    Suddenly very cheerful piano music began plyaing as Peter started to sing.

    [i]
    One day 3 ducks were crossing the road
    Going to get some soda
    But they weren't looking where they were going
    and a bus came along and hit them all

    Now they're handicapped and

    Well thats pretty much it

    Handi-Quacks

    And they never got their sodaaaa!!![i]

    Stewie was now angry "Shut up OLD MAN!, Why can't you be a normal pokedex like everyone else's?! In fact GO AWAY!"

    Stewie threw the Pokedex into a tree only to hear it hit something which fell down and hit its head on the ground.

    It was a pokemon. But it was unlike any other pokemon Stewie had ever seen. It was gray, white and red with a white plume surrounding its head with a rather large yellow beak attacked to a gray body. The bird got up, visibly enraged at the loss of his sleep and attacked Stewie who screamed "AHH! What the deuce are you supposed to be!, I've never seen a pokemon like you before!"

    Stewie quickly ran over to his pokedex, which had struck the weird bird like pokemon on the head, which left a nasty red bump and a very angry pokemon. Stewie cried "Ahh what is this pokemon?"

    Peter replied "Pokemon not in database no information available....Or that's what you would get with a regular pokedex. However I am the Peterdex and I shall be able to-"

    "BLAST! AHH GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FLEA INFESTED BIRD! AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT IN THE POKEDEX!!!"

    Rupert sweatdropped as he saw Stewie being chased by an angry bird trying to peck his brains out. Walking over to the Peterdex Rupert held it up.

    "Hold on let me find this stupid DLC packet on here...please hold for one minute *plays elevator music while Stewie is being chased by an enraged pokemon* Ah got it! I tell you this was almost as annoying as when game developers put DLC on to the CD. I mean what the hell developers! Can't you at least have the decency of not selling us an incomplete game-"

    "AHH!!!! GET OFF YOU YOU DAMNED BIRD" The pokemon had just jumped Stewie and was pelting him with a flurry of fury attacks, causing a lot of pain to the young trainer.

    "Ahh okay here we go, #627 Rufflet The eaglet pokemon It stands up to massive opponents, not out of courage, but out of recklessness. But that is how it gets stronger." So its trying to kill you in an attempt to get stronger Stewie. Let nature take its course and just relax and stare into the light at the end-"

    "BLAST IT RUPERT USE HEADBUTT!"

    Rupert dropped the Peterdex and rammed into the Rufflet with headbutt, sending it back. Rufflet screeched and then bounded forward with his beak pointed straight in a peck attack. The attack was a solid hit and sent Rupert flying. Growling in rage, Rupert charged forward with his claws extended and started slashing furiously with fury swipes, getting in some scratches, then taking some more attacks from peck. The standoff continued as Stewie crawled over to his bag, took out some medicine and sprayed himself with disinfectant before bandaging himself up. Then Stewie took out Peterdex and scanned for moves. As of now Rupert has:

    Headbutt
    Fury swipes
    Leer

    Rufflet has :

    Peck
    Fury attack

    Stewie found his opening, " Rupert use leer!"

    Rupert's face suddenly contorted in a grotesque manner as the leer took effect. Rufflet squawked in horror and lept back. Stewie took the chance "Now Rupert finish it off with HEADBUTT!!" Rupert slammed into the stunned Rufflet with all of his might and the bird collapsed. Stewie quickly tossed a pokeball at it. It wiggled 3 times and then stopped with a resolute beep.

    Stewie shrieked with happiness at catching his very first pokemon, "Yes Rupert we did it! We caught a RUFFLET!"

    Peter interrupted with "Ahh good times this reminds me of when-"

    Stewie reached over and shut the Peterdex off as he continued to celebrate with Rupert when suddenly. "Why do I suddenly have the urge to throw a sexy party?"

    Anyways after catching his first pokemon Stewie walked through the remainder of route one and arrive in Viridian city. As he walked up to the pokemon center a giant shadow erupted from the ground knocking Stewie back and causing him to scream.
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    Good Job!
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    Anyways after catching his first pokemon Stewie walked through the remainder of route one and arrived in Viridian city. As he walked up to the pokemon center a giant shadow erupted from the ground knocking Stewie back and causing him to scream.
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    PM list!
    this is awesome!
    i was thinking of making a crossover with pokemon to some show (i had a list of possible shows i could do it with, time to cross off family guy)
    just thinking of stewies voice in a pokemon world makes me crack up XD
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    Guys, be sure to comment on the fic itself than going 'yay family guy crossover', and especially posts I deleted like 'I haven't read this yet but this is awesome!'. If you haven't read it yet then save your posting until you have please as it's not really offering anything useful to the author.


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    An excellent installment! I love how stewie didn't just catch the first pokemon he found and we had to wait for Rufflet. Plus, i love the use of words such as grotesque. Can't wait for the next chapter after the cliffhanger, too.
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    A/N Well this has been a long time coming but it's finally here.

    Chapter 3- A Bag of Weed

    Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman! Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman! Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman!

    "AHH! WHAT THE DEUCE IS THIS!", screamed one very scared Stewie Griffin as he quickly backpedaled away from the massive green Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman that just sprang up in front of the pokemon center. A man wearing a shite shirt, red tie, and a big grin stepped front proudly proclaiming:

    "Hi, I'm Al Harrington, President and CEO of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse! Thanks to a shipping error I am now currently overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to YOOOOOOU! Attract trainers to your Gym, Make a splash at your next contest, Keep grandma company, Protect your berry trees. Confuse your neighbors, An intelligent pokemon? Hail a cab! Testify in church, Or just raise the roof! Whatever your wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man needs are! So come on down to Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse! Route 22 in Viridian. "

    Stewie could not figure out how to handle this obviously insane salesperson. So he followed his gut and pulled a baseball bat out of nowhere, beat the man until he was bleeding and unconscious on the ground, and then dragged him to the nearest dumpster. Suprisingly enough no one noticed. Stewie continued inside the pokemon center and as he waited for his pokemon to be healed he heard some kids talking.

    "Hey did you challenge the gym leader Jasper? I heard he's really hard!." Said a small boy wearing a yellow shirt and and blue cap.

    The other, a slightly older boy with a net replied ," It's not just that his pokemon are wickedly tough but because he's weird. I felt like he looks at me like I'm a piece of meat! I couldn't even concentrate!"

    "Wait can he do that?"

    "I don't know!"

    "Well Joey's going to go challenge the gym now, with his top percentage ratata!"

    Stewie's interest was peaked, he got up and asked the boys "So who is this Jasper person? Is he this super awesome gym leader from where I can get my first badge?"

    The yellow shirt boy, Tom replied "You really do not want to challenge Gym Leader Jasper, not only does he have some extremely tough pokemon but he's also...well weird! He is entirely covered in white fur, has a ruff on his head, has a massive nose, and he talks like a creep! Don't fight him yet! you won't make it!" He gestured to a broken and battered pidgey lying on a gurney waiting for treatment. Stewie took out the 'dex and scanned the bird. Peter was all too quick in replying.

    "Pidgey-The Tiny Bird Pokemon, or as I like to call them target practice. They're slow, plump, and makes for one hell of a pie if it's cooked properly. I remember back in the day gramps going out to pidgey hunting with his trusty Growlithe and Shotgun, he would bring home an entire sack full of these fresh and plump birds and Granny would roast them inside these delicious pies while everyone sang the Pidgey pie Son-" He was cut off by a very bored and angered Stewie.

    "FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY GIVE SOME SOME RELEVANT INFORMATION YOU OAF!"

    "Sorry, Sorry, you didn't have to yell!" Cried Peter in shock, "All I was doing was sharing some good memories!"

    "Well I don't care!" By this time Stewie was the only person left in the lobby, everyone else having silently creeped away.

    "Okay, Okay Pidgey, the Tiny Bird Pokemon, It is docile and prefers to avoid conflict. If disturbed, however, it can ferociously strike back. This pidgey knows the moves Tackle, Gust, Sand attack, and Wing attack"

    "Okay that's better...Wait where did everyone go?"

    Stewie looked around and saw the entire pokemon center was empty. The Chansey in charge waddled over to him and gestured to the TV where a massive demonstration was being held. On a big podium in the middle of a park stoof a walking dog with a determined expression and a large nose. He held a microphone in one hand and a bong in the other. The dog yelled into the microphone. A massive mob was already forming around him.

    "Citizens of Viridian, we will not be oppressed by the man! Today we fight for out right to smoke weed! Don't let those pesky bastards at Silph co brainwash you! All they want is to protect their rights in the timber industry!"

    Stewie recongized the dog as the description he had been given earlier. He quickly ran to the back and asked the attending Nurse Joy. "Is that dog up there the gym leader?"

    The Nurse replied, "Well He's the Gym leader-"

    Stewie ran to Rupert and said "Come on Rupert, it's time to get my first badge!" he ran off without another word.

    "-s Cousin."

    Stewie started running towards the park but he didn't look where he was going and suddenly a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman popped out of the ground and flung Stewie through the air, landing on the stage and knocking the speaker over. A bag of weed fell out of his collar. Instantly Sirens blared and armed commandos wielding machine guns and attack Arcanines ran out from the buildings, waiting for the moment. You see while it was perfectly okay to petition and assemble to legalize weed, actual posession, even a small bag of weed is a major crime and will be punished harshly.

    The dog screamed " You'll never get me!" and ran off, Stewie chased after him telling " Hey! My name is Stewie! I want to challenge you for a gym badge!" Unfortunately Stewie's words were drownd out by the sounds of the attack Arcanines trailing the two. The duo ran north into Viridian Forest panting and heaving with exhaustion. As Stewie turned around to look at his companion he noticed something.

    "Hey...you don't have a ruff on your head whats up with that?"

    "What, ruff? Oh wait you're talking about Jasper the gym leader. I'm Brian, his cousin. I think we've managed to escape the wrath of the Arcanines for now, but they're gonna be coming for us. Ever since Silph company went under new management, they managed to lobby the entire government to ban weed. Worse still are these new enforcers stationed in every single city just ready to pick out honest hard working people like me. We deserve to have our right to smoke as many bags of weed as we want! WE DEMAND JUSTICE!, huh what are you doing?"

    Stewie began shaking in fear, clutching Rupert to his chest "Be-be-be-hind you!"

    Brian turned around slowly and saw what lay in front of his face.

    A massive flock of Pidgeys quickly flew away from the screaming, right into the path of a group of hunters.

    Pigey Pie is on the menu tonight.

    TBC..

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    Add me to the pm list man

    This chapter was really funny, and the few to none errors I found didn't disrupt the reading so it's good
    Oh yeah, Jasper is his gay cousin right? xD I laughed so hard at the first paragraph lol. Good job man, glad you got back to it

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    Well, we had to wait, but tht hasn't detracted from the brilliance of this fic!! It's great to see Brian, i guess he will be Stewie's travel partner. I loved the inflatable arm waving thingamagicamathing and i loved Stewie's reaction. There are only a few grammar mistakes, but man i am way to tired to go hunting them out - sorry. Anyway, another great chapter, keep it up!
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    Chapter 4. The Apocalypse


    A/N So this took a lot longer than I expected and was written in multiple settings. Anyways the plot will be making a drastic change starting from this chapter. Any guesses on the mystery character?

    "AHHHHHH!"

    Brian quickly turned around at Stewie's sudden outburst and suddenly felt a rush of fear sweep him, making his hair stand on end and his very soul shiver. The source was a monster right behind them. Well actually it was a pokemon. However it was unlike any other Pokemon either Stewie, Brian, or anyone in the Kanto region had ever seen before. It shook the duo to their very core, for unlike Rupert this was big and very hostile. The Pokemon was over 8 feet tall and had a purple exterior covering the top half with a massive sleek, black underside. 2 large horn like structures jutted out of its head as well as its tail. The gigantic bug carried its massive weight on four legs and had 2 small nubs on the side for hands. But what unnerved Stewiw and Brian the most was its eyes. Instead of having normal eyes, all that existed was a infinite dark mass. No the monster still had them, they were just stained black with a malevolence so powerful they could literally feel the hate and venom radiating off it. It slowly raised his head and looked Brian directly in the eyes as if to say "Nice knowing you" then it pulled its head back and blasted the area with poison. Brian would have been struck ill or worse had Stewie not suddenly reacted and pulled him away.

    "Brian, are you all right?!" Screamed Stewie. "You know what, never mind that we need to run away and fast!" Thinking quickly, Stewie took out the Peterdex and quickly scanned the new Pokemon while yelling at it to " YOU HAD BETTER NOT SCREW UP THIS TIME YOU STUPID MACHINE!" Peter was disgruntled at having been awoken from his specially mandated beauty virus scan but quickly complied.

    "Scolipede, the Megapede Pokemon-It clasps its prey with the claws on its neck until it stops moving. Then it finishes it off with deadly poison. This particular Scolipede has the ability Poison point and the moves: Toxic, Megahorn, Giga Impact, and ......wait this isn't right..Shadow sting? What kind of move is that?"

    They did not have to wait much longer to figure out the nature of the new move. The Scolipede raised its head and the appendages on its head turned pitch black with some sort of dark energy with extended from its head to tail. It then opened its mouth and spewed a torrent of extremely sharp projectiles about 5 inches long and as sharp as a Raticate fang. Stewiew and Brian ran into the forest just in time. As each individual sting struck, it released a vile cloud of shadow which covered the entire surrounding forest in a cloud of toxoc black fog. Brian's tail was stick twitching madly from shock. It didn't take a genius to see why. Scolipede raised it's head and charged up a megahorn. Then it smashed into the ground with all of its considerable might, levelling many trees in a large ring around it. And unveiling the location of our 2 heroes.

    “Well that was pointless” remarked a very displeased Brian. He didn’t have time to say much else before Scolipede encased itself in a purple aura and launched itself at the two. Rupert then quickly leapt out of Stewie’s arms and dug a hole in the ground, allowing the two to fall into the pit and survive the wrath of the Megapede. The beast charged through the foliage and tore right through it, renting apart plant and Pokemon alike. The unstoppable force of the beast continued onwards until it finally collided with a massive tree, ending the attack and leaving a large Scolipede shaped hole in its trunk. Paralyzed, it could do nothing as a Swarm of Angry Beedrill arrived on the scene. Large, yellow, and higly aggressive, the group of Beedrill, displaced by Scolipede’s rampage descended down upon it, stabbing the Megapede with their sharp stingers until it no longer moved or breathed. The Beedrill then pried the corpse out of the tree and the various bugs and vermin swarmed upon it, eating away until none was left.
    While all of this was happening Stewie, Brian, and Rupert were all hugging each other tightly at the bottom of their hole trying desperately not to let go. 2 of the 3 have already peed themselves. None of the 3 took notice as they huddled together until night. When the stars came out overhead and all was still, Stewie finally managed to get enough of a grip to turn and ask his newfound companion. “ So you got any pokemon?” Brian replied with “Just this one” and took out a pokeball hooked on his collar, tossing it up and releasing a small grass type with a yellow bulbous head and a fragile stemlike body. “It’s my one and only pokemon ,Bellsprout. I caught him hanging out in Jasper’s garden one day and thought hey, why not?”

    Stewie took out the Peterdex but for some reason all that happened when he tried to scan bellsprout was Peter making static noises and could not get it to work. Scoffing in disgust he put the Peterdex up. Brian though was curious; he asked “How did your pokedex know what that Pokemon was, I haven’t even seen that Pokemon in books! Plus where did you get-Scratch that what is Rupert? ?”the reason was obvious enough. In Kanto there were 149 documented seen in the wild. Teams of researchers operating under Professor Hartman’s lab have scoured every single inch of the Kanto region and have only found those species. To which all Stewie could say is “ I dunno, when I first got Rupert from Hartman’s Lab I was handed the Peterdex. Rupert though is a Teddiursa, found in the mountains of Johto far to the west of here. Beyond the mountains, now it’s getting dark, I think we should find some shelter and take a break for the night.”
    Brian suggested that they two of them find a tree or something to rest on so they would not be disturbed by any other hostile pokemon. Stewie sent out Rufflet to the obvious shock of Brian. With his help Stewie, Brian, and Rupert were able to alight themselves on a hanging branch which provided plenty of room for the both of us. As soon as Stewie laid his head down on his Backpack he fell asleep.
    During that night, a dark shadow appeared above the forest. Raising one hand of solid darkness, it formed a sphere of energy in its hands and then expanded it until it covered the area of the entire forest. The middle began to twist round and round in a whirlpool of pure shadow until eventually a small hole opened up, growing larger and larger. From the newly formed portal dropped down several large tendrils of darkness, as they hit the ground the tendrils formed into the shapes of Pokemon. Satisfied, the new being closed the portal and then unleashed a wave of dark energy radiating out in all directions.
    The effect of this second move was immediate. The pokemon of the forest began to convulse in agony as nightmares began to set in on all of them. From dreams of being eaten alive, to being burned to a crisp, to starvation, no pokemon outside a Pokeball was spared. But unlike a normal nightmare there was no waking up. The cacophony raged throughout the entire forest, but Stewie and Brian heard none of it as they slept off the day.

    THE NEXT DAY

    “Stewie, wake up!”, called out a groggy Brian. “It’s morning”

    “Mmmh Lois, not yet! I’m still trying to murder you before I have to wake the blast up! Now let’s try the torturematic 3000 that kills you and then kills you again!”

    “STEWIE WAKE UP! SCOLIPEDE IS BACK!”

    “Ahh! Not funny Brian! I almost wet myself!” cried the very abruptly wakend Stewie while a very amused Brian began rolling around in laughter until he went too far and fell off the tree.

    “Well that teaches me to not laugh too much in the morning..well at least I landed on something soft. Hey Stewie, there’s a large pile of leaves down here that’s perfect for landing, come on down!”
    Peter’s sensor though interjected and said otherwise. “Metapod, the cocoon pokemon, bears more resemblance to a serpentine chrysalis. Its soft body is protected by a hard outer layer. Let me tell you they make some of the best Vibrators ar-“ He didn’t say much more before Stewie quickly shut the sentient pokedex off.

    Brian took a look around him and felt his cushion, it turned out he didn’t fall on a pile of leaves but rather on the corpses of hundreds of Metapod, killed in the night from sudden cardiac arrest as a result from the overwhelming wave of fear that spread through the forest. But Brian didn’t know that. All he knew was that he fell on a pile of Metapod and they were dead.

    “Oh my god, what have I done!” Brian jumped off the pile and began prancing frantically “I’ve killed all of those innocent Metapod by falling on top of them! I’m a member of Talking Animals for the Ethical Treatment of Pokemon or TATETP for short! What will they all say when they find out about this? I’ll lose my standing in the community, my prized seat on the council, and worst of all, My booze privileges OW!!”

    Stewie by now sent out his two pokemon. He grabbed Rufflet and quickly glided down on the ground, then tossed Rupert at Brian with the order to “Tackle!”
    Brian got up and rubbed his nose saying, “Well there’s nothing more we can do, now let’s just find some way to bury these poor souls and get on our way to Pewter city.”
    Stewie jumped in glee and proclaimed, “That’s the spirit Brian, now It’s time for me to get my first badge!”
    After a hasty burial ceremony that was nothing more than just the two unceremoniously dumping some leaves on top of the mound of corpses, the duo set off on the path up to Pewter city. Along the way there was a suspicious lack of any noise, but the two settled themselves by having a sing along to a song Brian concocted for his free weed campaign. Entitled Bag of Weed.

    Stewie: Now, everybody gather round and listen if you would
    When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good
    Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick
    Stewie & Brian: But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick
    All: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!
    A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed
    Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed
    It's the only help that you'll ever need
    Because everything is better with a bag o' weed!
    Stewie: There you go. You're all getting it now.
    Ensemble: When Texas people wanna feel good,
    Stewie: They go assault a queer.
    Ensemble: When stupid people need a thrill,
    Stewie: They rent The Rocketeer.
    Ensemble: When Michael Jackson needs a rush,
    Stewie: He humps a guy like me.
    Ensemble: Right!
    All: But all we need is a bag o' weed to keep us worry free
    One, two, three, ho!
    A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed
    Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed
    No, you don't need meth and you don't need speed
    Because everything is better with a bag o' weed
    Stewie: Have a go, Brian.
    Brian: As Mr. H. L. Mencken said, "The common man's a fool"
    Stewie: And just like Helen Keller said, "Poof do kee dee poh pool."
    Brian: But try and use your heads and don't buy into all the fear
    All: Hey!
    Because all we need is a bag o' weed
    To make us wanna cheer
    And one, two
    A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed
    Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed
    You can try and fight, but we're all agreed
    Because everything is better with a bag o' weed
    One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
    And a one, two, three, four
    And a five, and a six, and a seven. Oh!
    A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed
    Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed
    You're a happy guy when you plant the seed
    Because everything is better with a bag
    O'
    Weed!
    Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed!

    The two danced and sang all the way to a large clearing with a faded sign off to the right. It read :PEWTER CITY 1 HOUR WALK. Brian exclaimed “We’re almost there!” Of course nothing really was going to go exactly to plan in any young trainer’s journey and Stewie’s was no different. For what was about to happen next would change everything, the fate of the world and possibly the entire universe was about to be put on the line, Stewie and Brian and their companions would face unimaginable challenges as the true purpose of their journey was soon to begin.

    However at the moment they wouldn’t know any of that. All Stewie was thinking was the thought of his next badge and so ran headfirst into a heavily armored Bug typed Pokemon snoozing in the middle of the road. From above, a masked Pokemon cursed and quickly stilled his hand which was holding a poisoned dart that had it been one bit slower to notice our protagonist, would have filled him with 200mL of a lethal poison from a species of plant that grows only in the desolate waste swamps of the Alumon region, fed by the blood of the numerous Pokemon that die every day combing the deadly swamps looking for food and shelter in the stratified society that sorts all forms of life with a rigid class system divided by birth and lasts until death. The plant, aptly named hell lichen must then be harvested by hand, leaving infected rashes on the skin of any human or Pokemon unfortunate enough to touch it.( Yes even steel and other poison types) Once that was done, it must be finely ground in a mortar and pestle (in the process releasing toxic fumes that would prove to be fatal to even the most resistant of Pokemon) for 3 days until it turns from a black, barbed plant into a blood colored paste so acidic it could burn through diamond. Needless to say many sets of mortars and pestles were lost in the making of it. Next it must be mixed with the blood of a young virgin, killed at midnight under a new moon and set to boil in an antigravity apparatus (since no pot could hold the mixture without spontaneously combusting) for two weeks. During these 2 weeks it must be stirred exactly the right number of times in a specific direction or else the poison would explode and disintegrate an entire city block or worse. One famous case involved it actually becoming alive and rampaging through an entire city before security was able to put it down. When all is said and done it must be primed by sacrificing the souls of 108 young children under the bright light of a full moon. This turns the acid into a poison strong enough to slay just about any mortal enemy with a single shot. And with that digression on the makings of the hidden ninja’s dart over we return to our regularly scheduled programming.

    Stewie recoiled in shock as he saw the massive sleeping bug. It was blue and shaped in a massive oval with a massive two pronged horn jutting out of its head. What was most weird was the fact that the bug seemed to be wearing armor. It was simple and form fitting with a large plate covering its face and chest. However the color scheme was a gaudy purple and black combination that made Stewie’s eyes water at the sight of it. Brian almost vomited from the sight. Stewie tentatively took out Peter and scanned the Pokemon.

    Peter replied, “Heracross the Single Horn Pokemon- Heracross charges in a straight line at its foe, slips beneath the foe's grasp, and then scoops up and hurls the opponent with its mighty horn. This Pokémon even has enough power to topple a massive tree. This Particular one I can’t scan moves because the tacky armor is deflecting all of my probes, well I’m about to go watch some por-I mean marriage counseling tapes bye”

    Stewie facepalmed, Brian asked “Is he always like that” to which he got the reply “yes”.

    As Stewie carefully tip toed around the Heracross, it instantly woke up. Grabbed Stewie and pushed him back. Then it reached inside his crotch plate and pulled out a rubber ducky, a piccolo, and a condom shaped oddly like his horn before triumphantly pulling out a picture with Stewie’s face on it. He studied the two carefully and then with a scream of battle charged up its horn and immediately drove it into the ground at Stewie’s feet. Beams of light shot out from the ground as it cracked and exploded, sending Stewie and Brian hurtling back to the other side of the clearing. Quickly, the two both called out their Pokemon. Rupert and Rufflet quickly jumped to the front ready to defend their trainer while Bellsprout just sat there and suddenly died. It turned out with a quick scan from Peter that Bellsprout had died from overdosing on prescription Piloswineflu medication. How it happened there was no clue. Meanwhile Brian suddenly asked..”Why are we still here talking? I mean shouldn’t the Heracross be attacking by now?” At that moment Heracross suddenly realized that the battle was still going on, it plunged both hands into the ground and glowed with several intersecting rings of energy which pulled small pieces of soil and compressed them into sharp rocks, flinging them at the gang in a massive stone edge. Before they could reach our heroes and prematurely end the story a flurry of Shuriken rained down from the trees above and intercepted the rocks. Taking the opportunity to strike while Brian was sobbing his eyes out over his dead starter, Stewie shouted “Rufflet use peck! And Rupert use Fury Swipes!” Heracross caught the two in its hands and then tossed them up and unleashed a devastating close combat attack on the two, fainting and them and sending them flying back into their trainer. Both were knocked out.

    Stewie then did what any normal 10 year old kid with a football shaped head would do. He began crying and begging heracross to not kill him. The Bug did not seem to care about Stewie’s pleading. Only that it was about to complete the task set out to him by the magical Horn Fairy that visited him in his dreams last night and promised him a thousand gallons of the finest Bulbasaur Sap in exchange for killing the trainer shown in the picture. The offer was too good to pass up and this particular Heracross never was the sharpest tool in the shed, earning the nickname Hardhorn for being so strong and at the same time stupid. He was thinking only of the delicious Bulbasaur Sap he would soon be getting and so he did not see the assailant in the trees toss several exploding shuriken into his back and then swing down from on high on a rope, kicking Hardhorn down and setting off the explosives, taking out the Bug’s wings and spreading copious amounts of blood everywhere. Hardhorn screamed in pain and then launched himself forward with a megahorn attack which the hooded ninja easily dodged by flipping over him and then planted several more explosives. Hardhorn yelled in fright and barely had time to turn around before the Hell Lichen Dart buried itself between his eyes, resulting in an instant kill along with the remaining bombs incinerating his body.

    The ninja quickly looked at something underneath its hood and then quickly gestured for Stewie to return his pokemon to his pokeball. Then gestured to the sky, it suddenly turned from a clear blue to a bright orange. Stewie jerked Brian away from the bottle of liquor he was consuming to get himself over the death of his beloved bellsprout and pointed up.

    Brian shouted “ What is that?!”

    Stewie could only reply “ I have no idea”

    Then from the northeast a massive explosion erupted and the entire world was consumed in the raging inferno.

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