Pretend something happened, eh? Afraid I'm out of ideas too. XP
Let's pretend every pair of headphones in the world grew wings.
Ooh, I don't need an airplane when I got this!
Let's pretend your soul was trapped inside a doll.
Pretend? My life is a horror movie!
Let's pretend that Godzilla attacked your hometown rather than Tokyo for once!
Nothing interesting here. Carry on.
I'm getting outta here! *Grabs shovel and digs underground*
Let's pretend your breakfast came alive and called for help.
*throws out pokeball* Serperior, stop it from escaping!
Let's pretend that I was the admin of all the websites in the world. XD
Please don't ban me!
Let's pretend an alien invasion happened.
*buckles my seatbelt* It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.
Lets pretend that the next person broke both legs...
~Working on getting a sig~
Man, I *really* have to use the bathroom...
Let's pretend the next person is stuck in cyberspace.
Friend Safari: Fighting with Meditite, Tyrogue & Sawk.
Kanto villains? Why are you here?!
Because Unova villains are too stupid to take over Unova![IMG]http://i57.*******.com/2a6uxwo.jpg[/IMG]Sig made by me, unfortunately.
MOM?! DAD?! CAT?! IT'S SCARY IN HERE!!!
Let's pretend the next person was a Vocaloid
~Working on getting a sig~
I believe the mor- *Runs out of batteries*
Let's pretend that your house randomly caught on fire.
I must save my computer! *grabs it and rushes to the phone to call 911*
Let's pretend that you have to find a girlfriend/boyfriend by your next birthday or you will die.
Edit: ...Hello ladies. XD
Let's pretend that Mewtwo actually got away with his evil plans.
All hail Mewtwo... *All living things are now dead with clones taking their places*
Let's pretend you woke up in someone else's house.
Oh my gosh! My childhood isn't a lie after all! *happy dance*
Let's pretend that Youngster Joey became an Elite Four member.
Hey! Where are you going? *Chases them but bumps into a police officer* Um.. I'll be going now.. *runs*
Let's pretend the moon grew arms and legs then started doing Gangnam Style.
I don't need my 3DS when I can make AR photos with my phone!
Let's pretend you were the king/queen of another planet.
Me: I am the highest of highbloods of Alternia, so nothing can kill me!
Eridan: I thought I was the royal here, darn...
Let's pretend that you created another planet.
(makes one with real pokemon)
Let's pretend war was no more
May the odds be EVER in your favor
Credit to Eeveelover824 for this sig and credit to RondezView for the pink pikachu
If you are a true Swiftie (a Taylor Swift fan) like me and not scared to show it, "Drop Everything Now" and copy and paste in your signature.
Let's pretend Ash got replaced by Sonic the Hedgehog in the Gen VI saga of the anime.