Let's Pretend

[Colt45]

Now our homes are crushed...

Let's pretend that airplanes in the night sky are shooting stars

[Pikafleg]

Well now it seems riding an airplane at night is no longer safe....

Let's pretend that animals could speak and understand english.

[Colt45]

"Get me some food *******", every dog, always

Let's pretend that no one lieked mudkipz

[Pikafleg]

Hi I'm proffessor birch, and I'll give either a treeko, torchic, or a spheal, choose wisely!

Let's pretend a device could freeze time.

[StarSurgeX]

Ill use it to break in to people's house and eat their dinner
Lets pretend there was no more pokemo. Nooooooooo TTwTT

[Pikafleg]

I will now hunt you down and destroy you into smitherines for even suggesting that imagination. You are now gone. Totally. ;P

lol anyway, Let's pretend that team rocket actually stole pikachu (assuming they were hunting it again like they used to and all) long enough to bring it to giovanni....

[StarSurgeX]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL sorry i just wanted to see people reactions i'll become i terrorist if that happens ANYWAY ASH WOULD GOT AND CHASE THEM TO THE WORLD'S END
Lets pretend zombies attack earth

[ElectricPokeLover]

Zombies! D: *Digs hole and jumps inside. I then patch the hole*

Let's pretend a boy stood outside your house and said "House house do no stay, house house go away" then your house disappeared into thin air.

[Steelrush]

I guess I'll live in Olivine City now!

Let's pretend that the NP turned into Cortana.

[Monster Guy]

What did I turn into? ._.

Let's pretend you were cursed to speak in l33t speak for a whole day.

[Steelrush]

oh noes y i speek lik tis?

Let's pretend the NP was Cynthia's husband.

[ElectricPokeLover]

*thinks* Now I have the champion as my wife. Hahah...

Let's pretend that you could morph into ANY living thing at will. Fictional or non-fictional.

[Steelrush]

Now I'm a real Zoroark! XD

Let's pretend that the NP was absorbed into the Gravemind.

[Meeker]

Now I'm a real Zoroark! XD

Pinocchio reference?
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I want to die!

Let's pretend that N and Silver didn't look shockingly similar to a Zoroark. (It's because that's what they are!)

[Steelrush]

Now 20% less creepy.

Let's pretend that Wind Waker Link's ancestor died by having his brain eaten by a ReDead.

[StarSurgeX]

Have a nice trip XD lol
Lets pretend pizza was the only good on the world *\\\*

[Steelrush]

Domino's is now getting more money than McDonalds.

Let's pretend that the NP was getting attacked by ReDeads and Gibdos.

[Meeker]

I got all the combat expertise I need! I played CoD I played S.T.A.L.K.E.R.!

Let's pretend you worked for Sidorovich.

[ElectricPokeLover]

Who's that? I don't work for anybody! I quit this job!

Let's pretend that people can walk on clouds.

[Pikafleg]

Oh cool this is so fun la la la....hey why is it so hard to breathe up....gasp....gulp....******** (plummets to death) lol

Let's pretend that Ash's pikachu retained all the experience it has ever gained each time it goes to a new region XD (because that is obviously such a far-fetch'd concept )