Let's Pretend

[StarSurgeX]

Have a nice trip XD lol
Lets pretend pizza was the only good on the world *\\\*

[Steelrush]

Domino's is now getting more money than McDonalds.

Let's pretend that the NP was getting attacked by ReDeads and Gibdos.

[Meeker]

I got all the combat expertise I need! I played CoD I played S.T.A.L.K.E.R.!

Let's pretend you worked for Sidorovich.

[Prince Fluff the Second]

Who's that? I don't work for anybody! I quit this job!

Let's pretend that people can walk on clouds.

[Pikafleg]

Oh cool this is so fun la la la....hey why is it so hard to breathe up....gasp....gulp....******** (plummets to death) lol

Let's pretend that Ash's pikachu retained all the experience it has ever gained each time it goes to a new region XD (because that is obviously such a far-fetch'd concept )

[Prince Fluff the Second]

This anime is so boring... Pikachu wins every battles with ease. Why can't the writers replace Ash with someone else every region?

Let's pretend there was a planet where everything fictional lives including Pokemon and all the characters you made-up.

[StarSurgeX]

OMG where? WHERE awww O:
Lets pretend the sun never rised

[Liz Azzimagica]

pretend?! that's the mystery dungion 2 world of the future!

Let's pretend that pokeballs can cacth everything in site

[Airi-Chan]

I want to catch all my favorite Pokemon OAO

Let's pretend that rage comics characters in real life

[Raiden193]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD-b4TtvMZM

Let's pretend you acted out the above two Let's Pretends.

[Prince Fluff the Second]

I can use Pokeballs to catch a skyscraper and all these angry people are attacking things!

Let's pretend the pineapple you got was Spongebob's house.

[Raiden193]

*shakeshakeshake*

Oooh, mini furniture!

Let's pretend half of your face suddenly turned into stone.

[Prince Fluff the Second]

I can't move my mouth and half of my nose is clogged up D:. I can't eat and have trouble breathing! I can't even talk ;^;

Let's pretend that you have been effected by a singing spell and you couldn't stop singing. You'd sing everything you'd want to say and if you have nothing to say you sing 'Can't stop singing' over and over until you have something to say.

[Raiden193]

♫ Can't stop singin'

Nonono, can't stoooooooop singin'

As these lyrics run on, you'll soon be gone

because there's no way I can stooooooooooooooooOOoOOOOOOp singin' ♫

Let's pretend you're talking to a friend, then they suddenly bite down on a tomato.

[Prince Fluff the Second]

I didn't think you liked tomatoes so much.

Let's pretend the whole world was paused except for you.

[fitzy909]

ha ha. you will all inexplicably have moustaches drawn on your face. mwah ha ha.

Let's pretend trees can talk.

[Prince Fluff the Second]

*Is more scared to go outside than I am in real life* Dad! Can you drive me to school? I don't wanna walk to school!

Let's pretend no money existed.

[Raiden193]

*working at Walmart*

That's quite a lot a stuff y'got there! X) Now, um, GIVE ME YOUR FLESH.

Let's pretend toenails were the new currency.

[Prince Fluff the Second]

Grow faster toenails! I need to clip you off so I can buy the new Mystery Dungeon game!

Let's pretend that if you have your 3DS camera pointed at a circular shaped object, you get sucked inside a portal to a dungeon and you get transformed into a Pokemon upon entry.

[fitzy909]

wow, just my luck i'm a dunsparce. Oh hello Kyurem...what are you doing here? *slowly inches away.*

let's pretend that you became a pokemon, but you were in the real world and your the only pokemon.

[Prince Fluff the Second]

*Hides under my bed*

Let's pretend you were not man nor woman, not human nor beast.

[Raiden193]

I'm a... willow-the-wisp?

Let's pretend you were suddenly caught up in a murder mystery.

[Prince Fluff the Second]

Don't look at me! I did not do it! I don't even have reasons to kill anyone or any weapons!

Let's pretend that you were raised by a cross between a man and a woman with psychic powers.

[Raiden193]

Cross between a man and a woman... you mean a hermaphrodite? >_>

Anyway... "Mommaaaaa! This boy at school hit me! T~T"

"Worry not, honorable... whatever you are, I shall take care of the fiend! *uses psychic powers to levitate self through roof*

"Wow Momma's so amazing..." (Who says hermaphrodites can't pick genders? Or y'know, get surgery.)

Let's pretend you're talking to someone when all of a sudden, your face suddenly scrunches up... and stays that way.

[Articuno_rocks]

Me: *gets to the emergency room as quickly as possible and hopes that no one would see me*

Let's pretend that I was a magnificent bastard.