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  1. #701
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    Get your dirty hands off meeeee! D8

    Let's pretend that every animal loved you.

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    *Gets pelted by dogs licking me and birds bringing me worms.*

    Let's pretend that a cat ate you.

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    well fack

    Let's pretend you lived on a beach.

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    My house is so small *points at sandcastle* and it keeps on being destroyed *tide comes in and destroys the sandcastle* I need to make my house again...

    Let's pretend that cucumbers were practically a human magnet.

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    Yuck! I hate cucumbers!

    Let us pretend that cats ruled the world!

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    I'd have to listen to #catmeow2 all day... I don't want to listen to it all day

    Let's pretend humans were hermaphrodites


    I'm just a wandering spirit, dead and gone
    A blank void, empty as can be

    Fizzy Bubbles

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    Commerical on Mars: "Alien 1234 reporting. The human species is now extinct due to overhunting and inability to breed."

    Let us pretend that this happens :-

    Kittens bark and puppies meow.
    The river is filled with lava, while the volcano is filled with water.
    The trees cut humans instead; Trees move and humans are rooted to one spot.

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    "Suddenly, you're not as cute as you used to be." I said to my cat. I then turn on the news, and watch as volcanoes soon become geysers.

    I think, I should really do something about my cat...

    Let's pretend you couldn't stop barking.

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    Commerical: "Mew reporting. Raiden193 has not been able to sleep due to a hybrid animal, barking all day - and night".

    Let us pretend that the Earth was eaten by Arceus.

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    *inside Arceus's belly*

    Holy crap, I can see the entire UNIVERSE!

    Let's pretend all your friends had a Poketch but you didn't.

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    Mew: Lucky me! Poketches had a trap, which steals all your Pokemon!

    Let us pretend the Banette found its owner, who abandoned him.

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    Being reunited with her long-lost dolly, the little girl cried. . . as the Banette proceeded to viciously maul his owner.

    Let's pretend there was a happier ending to that story.

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    Being reunited with her long-lost dolly, the little girl cried... Banette wiped her tears and tells her that he forgives her, because she realised her mistake.

    Let us pretend that the world was made of Chocolate and Mew licked it all up. ( Mew resides in Chocolate Mountain in one of the PMD Games )

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    "Euuuuuugh." I say as a strange pink cat licks my back.

    Let's pretend all the chocolate solidified.

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    "Eww..." said Mew, " I was licking a chocolate brown rock?! " In his rage, Mew destroyed the world!

    Let us pretend that we have such an unnatural disaster that everyone has to live among the clouds.

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    Wait, cloud aren't solid...

    YAAAAAH!!!

    Let's pretend that people say their names like Pokemon do.

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    This almost happened in Pokestar Studios - Everlasting Memories series... almost.

    Pikachu : Ash? What happened? You grew so small! Aiee! I am so tall!
    Ash : A-sh! Ashash!

    Let us pretend that cats and dogs rain from the heavens!

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    YES KITTIES. COME TO ME KITTIES.

    *gets clawed by a bunch of cats*

    Et's-lay etend-pray ou-yay oke-spay ig-pay atin-lay. (Yes I know I did this before.)

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    *Looks in Pig Latin dictionary so I know how to talk*

    Let's pretend that you were genderless.

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    It's a dream come true... ;~;

    Let's pretend you were a Gamboy Advance (not SP).

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    *Turns on by myself when a game I like is inserted in me and plays by myself* I'm haunted :P

    Let's pretend that every time you walk into your house all your furniture comes to life and start singing a special greeting song.

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    *thinks of Beauty and the Beast*

    Pretend a whale was eating your car.
    I have discovered what a signature is.

    This is Bidoof. Many people loathe it with their lives. If you are of the few people who love this little beaver, put this in your sig. Started by Warrior Scolipede

    I've claimed Castform. It will never rain on my parade.

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    OHMYGOD THAT'S SO KEWL

    Let's pretend the sun shot lasers at the Earth.

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    Well, aurora activity would be much more gruesome.

    Pretend the Earth was as big as Jupiter.

    Team Pose by Astral Shadow.
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    Proud owner of my childhood partner, Feraligatr ♡

    "Every sport is a battle between victory and defeat, but there is no winner or loser in the arena of Pokemon battle. It is instead a sublime experience that can move body and soul..." ~Marchioness Amandine


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    There's suddenly a lot of room to stretch out . xD

    Pretend your brain could get Wi-Fi signals.

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