"Oh, you. oww, magnificent bas... tard." I say as I wobble off the bed rather unsteadily.
Let's pretend you had a dream where you woke up. Then you woke up. Then you woke u again. Then you woke up once more, ad infinitum.
Help me!!! I can't wake up from my dream! Wait, no one's around. *wakes up over and over for eternity.*
Let's pretend that you were being chased by Pacman.
aww man i'm gonna miss the bus. *floats upwards* ohhhh yeah!
Let's pretend time travel was possible.
Always watching. Always waiting. Never truly at peace in a realm of its own.
Giratina will return....someday.
Credit to Astral Shadow of the Under
*Gets pelted by dogs licking me and birds bringing me worms.*
Let's pretend that a cat ate you.
My house is so small *points at sandcastle* and it keeps on being destroyed *tide comes in and destroys the sandcastle* I need to make my house again...
Let's pretend that cucumbers were practically a human magnet.
I'd have to listen to #catmeow2 all day... I don't want to listen to it all day
Let's pretend humans were hermaphrodites
I look sugary and sweet, but in reality I'm just hollow and rotten.
Commerical on Mars: "Alien 1234 reporting. The human species is now extinct due to overhunting and inability to breed."
Let us pretend that this happens :-
Kittens bark and puppies meow.
The river is filled with lava, while the volcano is filled with water.
The trees cut humans instead; Trees move and humans are rooted to one spot.
Being reunited with her long-lost dolly, the little girl cried... Banette wiped her tears and tells her that he forgives her, because she realised her mistake.
Let us pretend that the world was made of Chocolate and Mew licked it all up. ( Mew resides in Chocolate Mountain in one of the PMD Games )
"Eww..." said Mew, " I was licking a chocolate brown rock?! " In his rage, Mew destroyed the world!
Let us pretend that we have such an unnatural disaster that everyone has to live among the clouds.
Wait, cloud aren't solid...
Let's pretend that people say their names like Pokemon do.
This almost happened in Pokestar Studios - Everlasting Memories series... almost.
Pikachu : Ash? What happened? You grew so small! Aiee! I am so tall!
Ash : A-sh! Ashash!
Let us pretend that cats and dogs rain from the heavens!
*Looks in Pig Latin dictionary so I know how to talk*
Let's pretend that you were genderless.