"Oh, you. oww, magnificent bas... tard." I say as I wobble off the bed rather unsteadily.
Let's pretend you had a dream where you woke up. Then you woke up. Then you woke u again. Then you woke up once more, ad infinitum.
Help me!!! I can't wake up from my dream! Wait, no one's around. *wakes up over and over for eternity.*
Let's pretend that you were being chased by Pacman.
He can only move up down left and right, but not diagonally! *Runs diagonally, and hides behind a wall*
Let's pretend people could fly. BD
aww man i'm gonna miss the bus. *floats upwards* ohhhh yeah!
Let's pretend time travel was possible.
The Doctor: 'People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually*
from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.'
In other words: Time is Complicated.
*Gets pelted by dogs licking me and birds bringing me worms.*
Let's pretend that a cat ate you.
My house is so small *points at sandcastle* and it keeps on being destroyed *tide comes in and destroys the sandcastle* I need to make my house again...
Let's pretend that cucumbers were practically a human magnet.
Commerical on Mars: "Alien 1234 reporting. The human species is now extinct due to overhunting and inability to breed."
Let us pretend that this happens :-
Kittens bark and puppies meow.
The river is filled with lava, while the volcano is filled with water.
The trees cut humans instead; Trees move and humans are rooted to one spot.
Being reunited with her long-lost dolly, the little girl cried... Banette wiped her tears and tells her that he forgives her, because she realised her mistake.
Let us pretend that the world was made of Chocolate and Mew licked it all up. ( Mew resides in Chocolate Mountain in one of the PMD Games )
Wait, cloud aren't solid...
Let's pretend that people say their names like Pokemon do.
This almost happened in Pokestar Studios - Everlasting Memories series... almost.
Pikachu : Ash? What happened? You grew so small! Aiee! I am so tall!
Ash : A-sh! Ashash!
Let us pretend that cats and dogs rain from the heavens!
*Looks in Pig Latin dictionary so I know how to talk*
Let's pretend that you were genderless.