2nd April 2013, 1:58 AM
I'm picking up Wi-fi in our school. Now I know there's internet here.
Let's pretend you were half human half toaster.
2nd April 2013, 2:01 AM
The toaster's in... my back!
Let's pretend paper-clip dresses were in style.
2nd April 2013, 2:12 AM
AII the guys love girls wearing dresses made of paper clips. Even Lady Gaga's wearing them.
Let's pretend that everyone you looked at started laughing like crazy.
2nd April 2013, 2:13 AM
STOP LAUGHING AT ME! D8 *Hides inside house and never comes out*
Lets pretend that we weren't pretending, and everything in this thread was true. xD
2nd April 2013, 3:35 AM
Everything can't coexist at once D: *world explodes*
Let's pretend your name was Locria and you lived in the desert.
2nd April 2013, 3:53 AM
UM, NO THANK YOU
Let's pretend you rode the Ferris Wheel with N. Yes, "you" you.
2nd April 2013, 4:06 AM
So mister N, why is your hair green and why do you want to be in this ferris wheel with me?
Let's pretend that like Castform, you'd change appearance depending on the weather.
2nd April 2013, 4:08 AM
Oh boy, I sure love this new fluffy cloud jacket!
Let's pretend the last two let's pretends were in effect.
2nd April 2013, 10:45 AM
Commerical: Mew reporting. A certain green haired man is talking to someone's cloud jacket, on the Ferris Wheel. ( Castform Jacket. N talk to Pokemon )
Let us pretend that Insects started crushing humans under their feet.
2nd April 2013, 4:03 PM
Me: *Gets squished* Gah! *Dies*
Butterfly: Break out the Humanicide, we seem to have an infestation of humans.
Let's pretend horses rode people.
2nd April 2013, 4:06 PM
Horses : We have served the human race too long... now they will pay!
Let us pretend that what we think of as real life is a dream and dreams are real life!
2nd April 2013, 7:18 PM
My dreams are much better than my real life because real life is as weird as heck.
Let's pretend that you were a stop sign.
2nd April 2013, 7:21 PM
Evrybody stop and starin' at me!
Let's pretend Graveyards wasn't stigmatized as creepy
Sing with me a song of Conquest and Fate
The black pillars crack beneath its weight
Night breaks through the day, hard as a stone
Lost in thoughts, all alone.
2nd April 2013, 9:08 PM
Girl: Hey, boyfriend, I was wondering if we could pay a visit to this graveyard... at night.
Boy: Oh, no problem at all. ^_^
Let's pretend you caught someone grave-digging.
2nd April 2013, 9:28 PM
Hi, what are you doing? :3
Let's pretend that your best friend was a talking carrot.
2nd April 2013, 9:32 PM
I was wondering why my soup was saying my name
Let's pretend that cat's are ninjas
2nd April 2013, 9:55 PM
Let's pretend you were a Ninja Cat. :P
2nd April 2013, 10:16 PM
Mrrow... Time to sneak in and take the milk.
Let's pretend having bunnies on your head was a trend.
2nd April 2013, 10:47 PM
The second I get one, having a Bird on your head is the new trend, and bunnies are out of style. And I have bunny poo on my head.
Let's pretend Pokemon were real.
3rd April 2013, 12:46 AM
*My stuffed polar bear comes back as a Banette* Help D:
Let's pretend abandoned dolls and plushies transform into Banette and attack their owners.
3rd April 2013, 12:52 AM
*An army of Bannettes are waiting for me outside my house.* Oh dear...
Let's pretend you were in the Hospital, and there were Lampents waiting for you.
3rd April 2013, 1:27 AM
O_O It looks like I'm gonna die ;_;
Let's pretend that the letter P was removed from the alphabet, preventing use of it.
3rd April 2013, 2:32 AM
Let's _retend you s_ontaneously gained 50 _ounds.
3rd April 2013, 3:24 PM
You said this to Groudon, so...
Commerical : A giant red dinosaur was found... stuck in an abyss!
Let us pretend that Aliens invaded the planet!
4th April 2013, 4:21 AM
*Screams and hides underground*
Let's pretend that you acted like a computer.