Let's Pretend

[Minnah_23]

Wait...what? Your post made no sense at all ! >.<

Let's pretend that all our pets are secretly Pokemon in disguise....just find the zipper...

[aswertyuiol]

I found the zipper.. You do not want to know where... >.<

Let's pretend my Rayquaza was real! =3

[AWildMew]

Your Rayquaza was already real, was it not?

Let us pretend that Mew got a signature move.

[Minnah_23]

Mew! Use Cuteness Overload!
(Foe's defense drastically fell!)

Let's pretend that the rapture did happen, and Jesus did appear on a Velociraptor....the Philosiraptor.

[AWildMew]

Hail the Lord! The Lord of philosophical lizards!

Let us pretend that Mewtwo was invited to a tournament. He thought it was for battling, but when he reaches the place, he knows that it is for licking!

[Prince Fluff the Second]

Mewtwo:What? I am leaving! *Floats away and blows up whatever tries to stop him*

Let's pretend that books fly.

[Liz Azzimagica]

(greabs hunger games and cacthing fire and takes off while standing on mockingjay)

Let's pretend that pokemon we're made real in a secret underground lab and well be unleashed on N. Korea should they attack

[Prince Fluff the Second]

Some purple cat thing completely obliterated North Korea's government.

Let's pretend that whenever a raindrop hits the ground, it makes a sound identical to the sound a piano makes.

[Liz Azzimagica]

(listens to the rain play beetoven)

Let's pretend that we never get tired

[AWildMew]

I can run forever!

Let us pretend that you were so famous that people ALWAYS surround you.

[fitzy909]

shouting dramatically 'get back you animals! all i want is to do is live a normal life. Is that too much to ask?'

let's pretend that you could teleport wherever and whenever you wanted to.

[AWildMew]

I, Mew, can already do that.

Let us pretend that Bidoof defeated God and took His place.

[Prince Fluff the Second]

*Sits and watches all religious people panic*

Let's pretend whenever you said something not literal, it literally happens.

[Liz Azzimagica]

so I saw this car crash down the street and...(hears a car crash) what the?!

Let's pretend that nobody really gets killed, just faints like a pokemon does

[AWildMew]

"Sorry," said the Doctor, shaking his head. "We could not save him. He has fainted!"

Let us pretend that every human became a zombie.

[aswertyuiol]

Zombie Rayquaza: Blufffufuuuuugh
Me: No, Rayquaza, NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's pretend the Joker and Harley Quinn were real (and Gotham and Arkham) and they obliterated most of Gotham.

[Liz Azzimagica]

Joker: let's play batsy! (tosses laughing gas bombs everywhere)

Let's pretend we can create or destory anything just by a singel thought

[mjunior3]

neighbor screams " MY CAAAAAR!!!"

lets pretend your pc blew up right now

[Cyrius]

Ha! I still Have my Phone!

Lets pretend you were asked to kill someone for 5 million Dollars

[mjunior3]

i kill the person asking; tack money in suitcase

lets pretend a charizard landed outside your window

[Prince Fluff the Second]

But that's not very nice D:
EDIT:What the?! o_O AAAAAGH!

Let's pretend that you were a guest star in Barney & Friends.

[Cyrius]

OMFG My favorite pokemon is real! <<<<<<<<<<<<<<33333333333333333333333

EDIT: What am i doing with my life...

lets Pretend your account was banned

[Prince Fluff the Second]

;_; I don't wanna make friends with gossiping school kids now. I like my friends here *makes a new account*

Let's pretend that you opened your door and it led to outer space.

[mjunior3]

( no comment; dead )

lets pretend your car transformed into a decepticon and tried to kill u

[Cyrius]

I would take out the car engine when its asleep

lets pretend you lost all of your video games forever