1st July 2013, 3:16 AM
This couch feels slimy and unusually poisonous.
Let's pretend the NP had to marry Lucy.
1st July 2013, 3:19 AM
Ok wait what, when you said Lucy I didn't know you meant Lucille Ball's Ghost, nooooooooo XD
Let's pretend the NP had to marry an Adamant Spearow
1st July 2013, 3:43 AM
*heads to divorce court*
Let's pretend the NP had to marry Iris.
1st July 2013, 3:44 AM
*Heads to divorce court*
Let's pretend the NP had to marry Sarah Jessica Parker
1st July 2013, 5:01 AM
Nope still single
Lets pretend the NP is evil like giovanni
1st July 2013, 11:52 AM
Now, that the omnipotent Mew has become evil, the world will end! Mwhahaha!
Let us pretend that their was no one online on Serebii Forums except the NP.
1st July 2013, 1:10 PM
It's awfully quiet on these forums
Let's pretend the NP only had 48 hours to live but the doctor told him 24 hours after
1st July 2013, 7:27 PM
Let's pretend the NP had to marry Karen.
1st July 2013, 8:14 PM
Let's pretend that Pokemon used humans to battle.
1st July 2013, 9:38 PM
I always wanted to-*passes out from getting beat up*
Let's pretend NP got turned into a Skull Kid.
1st July 2013, 9:42 PM
well then i am off to go befriend some giants and cause some mischief.
let's pretend np ate a mushroom and grew bigger like mario.
1st July 2013, 9:47 PM
*turns into a giant Serperior*
Let us pretend that we all got turned into Ganondorf's minions and had to eat Link alive.
1st July 2013, 9:50 PM
We eat Link for DINNER.
Lets pretend that we have Cynthias Hair.
2nd July 2013, 2:41 AM
All this hair keeps getting in my face, argh
Let's pretend the NP was the most wanted criminal in the world
2nd July 2013, 2:50 AM
Goshdarnit! I was sure no one would care I stole a little video game but nooo! They act like I'm a murderer who killed 1,000 people!
Let's pretend your head fell off, but you were still alive.
2nd July 2013, 3:06 AM
I can use my whole head somehow even though my head is detached, I am now plotting an evil plan, MWHAHAHA
Let's pretend the NP "accidentally" ran over Justin Bieber in a 18 Wheeler
2nd July 2013, 3:17 AM
*me and Justin in the trunk of an 18-wheeler*
*I run and step over his body*
Let's pretend everything sounded like a dog's bark. Everything.
2nd July 2013, 4:06 AM
My ears would probable wouldn't like it, barks are loud and annoying. Oh wait, I mean BARK BARK! RRRGH BARK!
Let's pretend your doctor could cure any disease in one painless second, but was very...eccentric.
2nd July 2013, 4:12 AM
Me: Hey Doc I've got an incurable illness
Doc: Osykay but you muust hooold stiill whilst I heeal you, hehehe
Me: No its okay I'll stay ill *gulp*
Let's pretend that the NP next door neighbour owned a talking cat that was very perverted and the NP wanted the cat dead
2nd July 2013, 4:20 AM
Just like Garfield.
Lets pretend that Brock will marry Cynthia.
2nd July 2013, 4:23 AM
I announce, Brock and Cynthia, Gym leader of Pewter city... and CHAMPION!!!!!!, Husband and wife, you may kiss the bride, now can we just go home because I only did this because I was being paid , seriously I don't care
Let's pretend the NP dug up the world's biggest piece of gold in their backyard
2nd July 2013, 5:06 AM
*goes nuts and buys everything mindlessly*
Let's pretend the NP had to marry Erika.
2nd July 2013, 5:09 AM
Yay, Grass types rule, I love Erika (not really I'm doing it because she's lonely and I'm lonely)
Let's pretend everyone suddenly had a Digimon Partner
2nd July 2013, 5:12 AM
What's this Pokemon wannabe next to me?
Let's pretend that Digimon was actually played by the masses.
2nd July 2013, 5:12 AM
I call Greymon!
Let's pretend NP had to marry Sabrina.