1st July 2013, 2:16 AM
This couch feels slimy and unusually poisonous.
Let's pretend the NP had to marry Lucy.
1st July 2013, 2:19 AM
Ok wait what, when you said Lucy I didn't know you meant Lucille Ball's Ghost, nooooooooo XD
Let's pretend the NP had to marry an Adamant Spearow
1st July 2013, 2:43 AM
*heads to divorce court*
Let's pretend the NP had to marry Iris.
1st July 2013, 2:44 AM
*Heads to divorce court*
Let's pretend the NP had to marry Sarah Jessica Parker
1st July 2013, 4:01 AM
Nope still single
Lets pretend the NP is evil like giovanni
1st July 2013, 10:52 AM
Now, that the omnipotent Mew has become evil, the world will end! Mwhahaha!
Let us pretend that their was no one online on Serebii Forums except the NP.
1st July 2013, 12:10 PM
It's awfully quiet on these forums
Let's pretend the NP only had 48 hours to live but the doctor told him 24 hours after
1st July 2013, 6:27 PM
Let's pretend the NP had to marry Karen.
1st July 2013, 7:14 PM
Let's pretend that Pokemon used humans to battle.
1st July 2013, 8:38 PM
I always wanted to-*passes out from getting beat up*
Let's pretend NP got turned into a Skull Kid.
1st July 2013, 8:42 PM
well then i am off to go befriend some giants and cause some mischief.
let's pretend np ate a mushroom and grew bigger like mario.
1st July 2013, 8:47 PM
*turns into a giant Serperior*
Let us pretend that we all got turned into Ganondorf's minions and had to eat Link alive.
1st July 2013, 8:50 PM
We eat Link for DINNER.
Lets pretend that we have Cynthias Hair.
2nd July 2013, 1:41 AM
All this hair keeps getting in my face, argh
Let's pretend the NP was the most wanted criminal in the world
2nd July 2013, 1:50 AM
Goshdarnit! I was sure no one would care I stole a little video game but nooo! They act like I'm a murderer who killed 1,000 people!
Let's pretend your head fell off, but you were still alive.
2nd July 2013, 2:06 AM
I can use my whole head somehow even though my head is detached, I am now plotting an evil plan, MWHAHAHA
Let's pretend the NP "accidentally" ran over Justin Bieber in a 18 Wheeler
2nd July 2013, 2:17 AM
*me and Justin in the trunk of an 18-wheeler*
*I run and step over his body*
Let's pretend everything sounded like a dog's bark. Everything.
2nd July 2013, 3:06 AM
My ears would probable wouldn't like it, barks are loud and annoying. Oh wait, I mean BARK BARK! RRRGH BARK!
Let's pretend your doctor could cure any disease in one painless second, but was very...eccentric.
2nd July 2013, 3:12 AM
Me: Hey Doc I've got an incurable illness
Doc: Osykay but you muust hooold stiill whilst I heeal you, hehehe
Me: No its okay I'll stay ill *gulp*
Let's pretend that the NP next door neighbour owned a talking cat that was very perverted and the NP wanted the cat dead
2nd July 2013, 3:20 AM
Just like Garfield.
Lets pretend that Brock will marry Cynthia.
2nd July 2013, 3:23 AM
I announce, Brock and Cynthia, Gym leader of Pewter city... and CHAMPION!!!!!!, Husband and wife, you may kiss the bride, now can we just go home because I only did this because I was being paid , seriously I don't care
Let's pretend the NP dug up the world's biggest piece of gold in their backyard
2nd July 2013, 4:06 AM
*goes nuts and buys everything mindlessly*
Let's pretend the NP had to marry Erika.
2nd July 2013, 4:09 AM
Yay, Grass types rule, I love Erika (not really I'm doing it because she's lonely and I'm lonely)
Let's pretend everyone suddenly had a Digimon Partner
2nd July 2013, 4:12 AM
What's this Pokemon wannabe next to me?
Let's pretend that Digimon was actually played by the masses.
2nd July 2013, 4:12 AM
I call Greymon!
Let's pretend NP had to marry Sabrina.