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    Default How many ____ does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    This game is simple. The first poster will post "how many ___ does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" The next poster will post how many. It can be serious or funny.
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    How many peanuts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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    100 cause they keep cracking

    how many pikachu does it take?
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    1 as there is only one main Pikachu

    How many cakes does it take?


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    One with 10 layers, so it can reach the ceiling.
    How many bottles of Pepsi does it take?
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    Zero....I don't know, I was gonna make a coke zero joke but that wouldn't work.

    How many internet addicts does it take?
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    One, the biggest troll.

    How many blow does it take?

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    none, if you're chuck norris.

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    None, it likes spices.

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    Amount of real life time doesn't mean much when it comes to shiny hunting though.

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    I don't know. They were done before you finished asking.
    How many laws of physics does it take?
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    Nada, it doesnt need an Einstein to screw in a bulb.

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    Five, because I can't think of a joke.
    How many Robocops does it take?
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    one.

    was this thread even approved?

    how many felons

    EDIT: this seems like it could get real old real fast.
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    Yes, it was approved, GotF. You're not a mod. Check your sources next time, and also, no offense, but I honestly don't care if you think this will get old fast. >:l
    No one knows. They still haven't figured out how to make a lightbulb unscrewer with spoons and bed springs.
    How many Garchomps does it take?
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    1, those potent STABs do more than attack.

    How many squirrels?
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    2, because when the first squirrel was asked to do it he went nuts.

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    2 cause they need a tip and a boost

    how many pichu?
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    3, two will keep zapping each other and the third will get it done.

    How many armadillos would it take?

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    Two, because the first died from leprosy.
    How many lightbulbs does it take?
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    How many whopper does it take to screw in a lightbulb
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    just one, the grease will break the socket pretty fast.

    how many legos does it take?
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    Depends on who's playing it. Many for mr bean.

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    One if they are doing so around the light bulb with a string on it or something.
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    100. They're too short. :P

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    Three, one to hold hold the lightbulb and two to spin the ladder.

    How many SPPf forum members does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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