Anyway, there was one guy who honked their horn at me while I was learning to drive with a instructor for no reason. I'd signalled to merge right, checked the blind spot and the next thing I knew some idiot was going off at me! I'm only a Learner driver so there might have been something in that... But my instructor said I wasn't doing anything wrong, so... Road rage?
Wow, I haven't even been driving for three weeks and I've had my first road rage incident!
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During a P.E class (Gym class for none UK peeps.) If you forgot a certain piece of kit then you'd get a detention, but next to the teacher's office was this barrel full of clothes that had been left behind, so if you were sneaky you could grab a spare pair of shorts or something to use for that class. Anyhow, cut ahead to football class (Soccer for none UK again.) This kid in our class had forgotten his football boots so must of gone to this barrel outside the teacher's office to look for a spare pair, cut to the chase.. We're all outside with this kid, kicking the ball back and forth waiting for the teacher when he comes marching out with no shoes on and is like "Who the hell has my trainers?" We all look down at this guys feet and he's rocking like size 14's.
I just argued with a guy who thought dinosaurs and people lived during the same time. He also thought in order to fit dinosaurs on Noah's Ark Noah brought baby dinosaurs on. Brilliant.
Hard to single any specific winner out of the many BRILLIANT people I've come across in my life. Off the top of my head, though, it'd be a tie between a.) the kid in high school who thought it would be a GREAT idea to get his hat off the roof of the bus stop by chucking a rock at the ceiling from inside, and ended up hitting me in the face with said rock, or b.) the two oblivious schlepps skateboarding in the middle of the street today, who didn't move aside until I laid on the horn and even then just turned around to grin stupidly at me.
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Probably half the comments on this post. It's a NatGeo picture gallery of people celebrating Ramadan. And here are some gems:
Note that this one has THE most likes of any comment. What the actual HELL is wrong with these people?Looks like an awesome place to drop a large bomb.
Yeah, and what about the Crusades, the Holocaust, the Jonestown cult, the David Koresh cult, and all the infighting throughout history amongst Christians themselves? Screw confirmation bias. SO MUCH.Religion of peace? Tell that to the victims of 9/11, Benghazi, the Iranian Hostage Crisis, and many, many more events. #NeverForget
Because it's SO BAD to post pictures of cultures other than your own, bigoted piece of gobshiite. Why did you even like the NatGeo page in the first place?Who f*cking cares. Adios Nat-F*cking-Geo. C*nts.
It makes me want to gather a crowd of these people and just go postal on them. And I'm not even Muslim. Yet I care.
On the bright side...
Damn right.Time for the Facebook comments to prove my total lack of faith in humanity...
This person wins the comment section.To all y'all spouting hate on them: because Christianity hasn't ever murdered people in the name of their religion? Last I read in my history books, the Crusades were a war fought to force people to convert, slaves were legally owned because as people who didn't believe in the bible, they were less than human, and could be traded like the "animals" they were seen to be, the Salem Witch Trials murdered young women because they weren't Christian, Native Americans were forced to convert or die when the civilised pilgrims/settlers came over here and were confronted by their evil barbaric ways, we have Christians fighting AGAINST the rights of people(gays) because they think that all of those gay people are gross(tell me it doesn't boil down to that with a straight face. We've got PLENTY of laws saying that things like other religions are fine, which goes against the bible, not to mention OUR CONSTITUTION STATING THAT YOU CAN'T MAKE LAWS BASED OFF OF RELIGIOUS DOCTRINE), and a lot of them fund groups that send money to countries that KILL people simply for born a different way, and a lot of the kids who are beaten to death in an attempt to "beat the gay out of them" or who commit suicide after constant bullying are by Christians who are trying to fix something that isn't broken. There's a big one here that I'm missing, but unfortunately can't think of at the moment.
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http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=14025 I found this hilarious.
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Not sure if it qualifies, but a long time back, there was a fast food chain that sold a 1/3 lb burger for a cheaper price than other chains' 1/4 pound burgers. They were widely reviewed to have a much better taste than their counterparts, but they sold extremely poorly. Only when a consumer focus group was run did they realize why: Customers felt they were being ripped off due to the amount of meat. Obviously, the 3 in 1/3 was less than the 4 in 1/4.
i go to an art school. i mean, it's a pretty fancy and nice school. you have to audition to get in, people who get in are notoriously smart, if you get bad grades you get expelled, etc.
so, i go to this art school for creative writing. in my classes, we write things obviously and get critiques on them from other students. one of the students in our class is notorious for being just really stupid and none of us know how she got into the school in the first place (many speculate she bribed the administration as her family is rather rich). my friend had a poem critiqued by her once, and it talked about rotting corpses or something and mentioned maggots. the girl critiqued the poem (the critique was most likely less than 20 lines long mind you) and wrote on my friend's poem, "what is a maggot?"
this girl is a junior in high school.
People on facebook, not stupid, but silly.
Like, who really cares about every single thing you do. Thats what twitter is for. Facebook was supposed to be for talking to friends, not acting like its twitter or instagram.
I'm in a classroom for two more weeks for a paid internship program that places you in a job location, so there. 98% of these people haven't graduated from school and talk like five year olds. It's very annoying and frustrating to be there for five hours.
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-Young Earth Creationists
-Old Earth Creationists
-Pseudo-intellectuals of any kind (such as so-called "scientific racists")
-Misogynistic "Men's Rights" kooks
-The Ku Klux Klan
-The Westboro Baptist Church
-Any kind of religious fundamentalist
-100% of the Constitution Party
-About 85% of the Republican Party
-About 75% of the Libertarian Party
-About 50% of the Democratic Party
-Anyone involved with the Tea Party movement
-Violent, racist, and paranoid Open Carry supporters
-Insane conspiracy theorists who think the UN and the Illuminati are going to take over the world with black helicopters and FEMA concentration camps
-People who genuinely think taxing the poor more than the rich will help people
I actually know someone in real life who fits a large number of these characteristics. He's this crazy guy who believes in stockpiling weapons and supplies (including combat armor and radiation suits, of course) because he's constantly afraid that the government will take over and try to "take away his guns". While he does dislike religion, his atheism is more rooted in anger than rationality. He's also a pseudo-intellectual "libertarian" who basically worships Anonymous and Ayn Rand, and he is also hugely misogynistic. The unfortunate part is that while he rants like an 80-year old guy, he's only 17.
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The stupidest? Hmm, I've seen a lot, but here's the top:
One day, I was going to the amusement park with Alice. We were waiting in line for shaved ice, and this man in front of us with his little girl was getting ready to place his order."Daddy, I want the biggest Slushie!" "One large Blue Slushie." *Hands it to the girl* "NO DADDY I WANT RED!!" "But red is your faveorite, honey..." "Sir, we can't take it back." "Alright..." *Hands man another 7 bucks* "Daddy, why did you get blue?" "They only have red and blue." "No daddy I want RED!!!" *Drags girl away, screaming.*
So me and Alice just bought two and got out.
The stupidest person i've ever saw.
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Not really about dumb people,but i don't like one of my geography teachers, instead of talking about how economy works he just talks about conspiracy theories. Like, all the time. Like, he said the USA government might drop a bomb during a Soccer World Cup game.
As typical as this may sound in a topic like this, probably me. I actually can support that with numerous actions of mine:
-Walking into a garbage can and apologising... then repeating it with the door.
-Completely missing the point of a joke, and even taking offence at it sometimes.
-Actually thinking that Africa was a country at one point... I'm still ashamed of that.
-Being the biggest, most obnoxious braggart this side of the UK, when I really had nothing to brag about. Yet that never occurred to me... Thankfully I've gotten over that phase now, even if I still have a bit of vanity when it comes to stuff like that.
That's not even half of the idiotic nonsense I've been guilty of. I can't even remember the majority at one point.
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We were in a computing lesson (oh the joys), and we had a new teacher, who was also new to the school. A few weeks after first having her, some students realised she was not very intimidating and practically never told anyone off, and no one ever learnt anything during the lessons. Therefore, in one lesson, a group of boys went all out, watching inappropriate content, playing games, throwing 'snaps', even letting off balloons. And no, I do not go to some loony bin, I actually attend one of the most regarded and renowned schools in the country. Yeah. And this was not a one off event, it happened for 2 lessons a week, for about 12 weeks. She threatened the offenders with detentions and being sent to the headmistress, but never pulled through. Needless to say, she 'quit' (*cough* sacked *cough*) about a year later. How she ever even became a teacher at our school I will never know...
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This kid who says DmC 6 was out 1 year ago and said he even has the game. I told him to show it to me, then he said he lost it, I was like "Go **** yourself."
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Does someone who leaves their baby in the car with a Rattlesnake they randomly caught count as stupid?
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Looks like a girl doesn't like you for some reason, or does she??Mine has to be this girl who said that I called her a ***** on the bus at my new school. I HAVE NEVER EVEN RODE A BUS THERE.
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