The Stupidest Person You've Ever Seen.

[ansem the wise]

ok, i have officially declared that its my cousin XD

[goldensteambun]

The girl in classes who sit next to me and constantly asking me that if I am gay would I be attract to girls who look like boys.

[xEryChan]

This customer from back when I worked in retail.

She tried to return some merchandise and the story had a policy where you could only return merchandise for, I don't even remember how long, I wanna say three months. But anyways, it was well after the return deadline and we were not supposed to take back the merchandise but we were going to anyway. She did have a receipt but paid with a credit card and she wanted the cash back, which we couldn't do. She didn't like that and called the cops and when they told her the same thing, she called News 12.

Like WTF? Are there really people that dumb in this world? I mean, really?

[Nesquik3D]

Definitely Vermin Supreme. He ran for president with campaign promises such as giving every American a free pony and using the "infinite power of zombies" to spin turbines for power. Check out more here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d_FvgQ1csE

[DizzyCobraMew]

One of my friend's, he says I'm a god and I am the idol of the A.D.P.A the American Dumb People Of America

[Celestial Moth]

Definitely Vermin Supreme. He ran for president with campaign promises such as giving every American a free pony and using the "infinite power of zombies" to spin turbines for power. Check out more here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d_FvgQ1csE

HAHAHHAHAHAH i watched this man,. THis dude is amazaing ahhahaha hell yeah!

[DizzyCobraMew]

Definitely Vermin Supreme. He ran for president with campaign promises such as giving every American a free pony and using the "infinite power of zombies" to spin turbines for power. Check out more here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d_FvgQ1csE

Sorry for posting again so quickly anyway ha ha that sounds hilarious I'd like them for president instead :3

[Lion Demon]

I was going to say a guy I know in real life that clinches onto Popularity but Mitt Romney is number 1 in my book...

The dude strapped his dog to his car (And the dog was suffering from Diarrhoea) & used the excuse "He needed fresh air!"
C'mon, Tell me somebody more stupider than he is?

[LordLucario21]

This customer from back when I worked in retail.

She tried to return some merchandise and the story had a policy where you could only return merchandise for, I don't even remember how long, I wanna say three months. But anyways, it was well after the return deadline and we were not supposed to take back the merchandise but we were going to anyway. She did have a receipt but paid with a credit card and she wanted the cash back, which we couldn't do. She didn't like that and called the cops and when they told her the same thing, she called News 12.

Like WTF? Are there really people that dumb in this world? I mean, really?

We live on Long Island, what do you expect? This part of New York is filled with bargain hunters, soccer moms, and all-around idiots. No offense, but I really dislike the Island and I only really stay here due to my friends and that its where I was born. Anyways, there's this kid in my classes who has done so many stupid things I can't start. Examples include, trying to convince us to put the pet fish we have in science class in a barrel and shoot them, suggesting we go outside when it was raining heavily,trying to hit on my best friend's girlfriend at least once every two months as well as hit on other girls, and just be all-around stupid.

[Doux]

My current English professor. She's middle-aged, but acts like a teenage girl.
She uses image macros on her chalkboard, actively uses nowadays colloquialisms in class (If I hear "SWAGGIN' IT OUT GUYSSS!" one more time, the vein in my forehead is going to burst), and wears clothing that, I promise you, came right off the rack at forever21. It's shameful.

I'm not implying that teacher's can't be fashionable, but you know...how about not 'dolling' yourself up with eyeliner, hair-teasing, and graphic tees with ridiculous print/words when you're past the age of, I don't know, 13?
Get yourself some comfortable tracksuits and just...allow yourself to age with some grace. Don't fight it. You can be young-spirited whilst wearing Easy Spirits. There's no shame in that.

[Iris Mist]

My current English professor. She's middle-aged, but acts like a teenage girl.
She uses image macros on her chalkboard, actively uses nowadays colloquialisms in class (If I hear "SWAGGIN' IT OUT GUYSSS!" one more time, the vein in my forehead is going to burst), and wears clothing that, I promise you, came right off the rack at forever21. It's shameful.

I'm not implying that teacher's can't be fashionable, but you know...how about not 'dolling' yourself up with eyeliner, hair-teasing, and graphic tees with ridiculous print/words when you're past the age of, I don't know, 13?
Get yourself some comfortable tracksuits and just...allow yourself to age with some grace. Don't fight it. You can be young-spirited whilst wearing Easy Spirits. There's no shame in that.

I don't think tracksuits would qualify as fashionable.

how about not 'dolling' yourself up with eyeliner, hair-teasing, and graphic tees with ridiculous print/words when you're past the age of, I don't know, 13?

If I ever caught my daughter "dolling" herself up like this before she's 16, she would be punished until she graduated high school.

I will admit that as a teacher, she should be acting more professional, wearing work appropriate clothing (nothing to do with age, and every thing to do with professionalism) so no graphic tees (and tracksuits do not qualify as professional attire at any age) and since she's an English teacher, she should be speaking in proper English, not like a Rap artist.

[Doux]

I don't think tracksuits would qualify as fashionable.

I should have separated the tracksuit line from the fashionable line. :P What I meant was that she's not just dressing inappropriately, she's dressing uncomfortably. Tight tee-shirts and ultra-skinny pants? Be realistic.
Once I'm long over fifty (as she is)? Hello there, Coldwater Creek!
Comfort and fashion aren't mutually exclusive, but when you get older, whatever is the most comfortable trumps whatever is the most fashionable.
You don't need to dress like a teenager to seem young.

If I ever caught my daughter "dolling" herself up like this before she's 16, she would be punished until she graduated high school.

It's starting younger and younger now! I shudder to think of how bad it's going to be by the time I have children.

I will admit that as a teacher, she should be acting more professional, wearing work appropriate clothing (nothing to do with age, and every thing to do with professionalism) so no graphic tees (and tracksuits do not qualify as professional attire at any age) and since she's an English teacher, she should be speaking in proper English, not like a Rap artist.

I wonder if she just started this, or if she's just been...following the trends of the ages since she started teaching. She's been around for more than fifteen years.

[Akriloth]

Oh man. I have been waiting for this. I will highlight my favorite moments.

-This one kid in my old spanish class (two spanish moments) actually said this after the teacher said something in spanish: "I-o don't-o under-o stand-o you-o."
-Another kid in that same class is mexican and speaks spanish, yet fails the class.
-I was in art class, and i went to get some paint, and got scolded for it. So i went to sit down, and this mexican girl asks me why I did that, yet she was the exact person who told me to do it. This is why i am racist and despise mexicans and blacks. Most of them are goddamn idiots.
-This one kid constantly calls this one girl fat and stupid, yet gets on my case when i say he's a jerk because of it. He also calls me immature, yet he is a complete lunatic and throws stuff around the classroom, runs everywhere, messes with the computer, and makes fart noises to annoy people.
- About the Connecticut shootings, when the teacher told us about it, this guy next to me randomly shouts out, "Sucks to be them!"
-In science class, this one girl was asked how many protons are in a hydrogen element if the atomic number was one after being told a good seven times that the atomic number is the same as the protons and electrons, yet answers - no joke - two million.
-Kelly Pickler on Are you smarter than a 5th grader. Oh god. she got asked what the capital of hungary was (and i wasn't asked any of these questions in fifth grade), but she was much worse than i would have been by saying, "Hungary? That's a country? I know i've heard of turkey."

I'm seriously considering moving my family to japan. I have lost all faith in America.

The new stupidest person.

[TwitchyAssTaillow]

Walked into the bathroom at work and saw that someone didn't flush after taking a number 2...

How does one forget to flush after taking a deuce?

[Hydreigon6507]

It's starting younger and younger now! I shudder to think of how bad it's going to be by the time I have children.

^This. I hate it when children (especially those under, say, 10) dress this way. What has gotten into them?
I am a teenage girl myself and I do NOT do that.

[GreatGonzales]

Definitely Vermin Supreme. He ran for president with campaign promises such as giving every American a free pony and using the "infinite power of zombies" to spin turbines for power. Check out more here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d_FvgQ1csE

I don't know if I would say he's stupid, moreso just totally insane and off his nut. Oh, wait, did I forget to say insane?

There's a lot of brainless kids at the high school I go to, mostly girls (not trying to be sexist but that's how it is at my high school). One of which complains about us never learning something, right after we'd just spent 20 minutes on a lesson on it. Another is just totally ignorant, she asks the most irrelevant and illogical questions, my favorite being "how do we know fire was really invented? I mean, we don't, like, have proof or anything."

[gamerbuns]

Just yesterday, I was having lunch in my school cafeteria. The table next to ours was all the JV cheerleaders. One of the girls gave one of her friends a cookie. The friend started eating it, then the girl screams "Omg do you have an allergy to nuts?" The friend puts down the cookie down. She sits there thinking for a whole minute, then finally say "No, I don't think so."

She had to actually think if she was allergic to nuts. It was quite sad.

[Epic-Inferno]

The majority of teenagers are pretty stupid people. The guys wear their pants down to their ankles and think they can get away with only coming to school to flip up girls' skirts, and the girls have a new boyfriend each week, only know how to say six words, and I swear, their minds must be filled with nothing but dust. Some teenagers are actually pretty awesome, but most of them...ugh. -__-

[lidaboy]

my mirror...

[Meowtastic]

My friend. I once had her convinced she was a vampire once.
She was babysitting my cousin one day and brought him over. She said he's hungry, and I said 'so?'. she asked what she's supposed to do. >_> you put food on a spoon, you put the spoon in his mouth...