I canst think of only one way to ensure the Eliquidilizer shalt render this harmless. *juices three Tomato berries, mixes them with two shots of absinthe and holds out the cup* Lady Gizmo, thou mayst administer the Eliquidlizer. If it canst eliminate the flavor of the Tomato berries and the potency of the absinthe, then it shouldst be able to render this foul brew harmless. If this doth fail, well, I imagine I shalt feel the effects of the absinthe quite soon and will be most uncomfortable for a time.