Pokémon Universe Season 13: Roulette

[Armando Payne]

*Watches TV*

[Dracoste]

I'd be honored to help you Allister! Now just to get the materials. Starting with brown paint!

[Firebrand]

Wonderful. Van DerMort shant ever see it coming. Not even in our stories of blackest sorcery hath there been accounts of a sleeping spell so potent...

[Azran Flame]

I'm not exaggeration Iris, I know that the panda couldn't possible have grim intentions, but this kind of sleep is very dangerous!

*Sighs* At least water worked this time...

"This panda" has a name, you know. Well, a nickname.

[ansem the wise]

*walks up to the other pokemon, grabs a donut, walks back to where he was standing*

[Azran Flame]

Welcome, ladies and non-gentlemen, to your second Point Meter, and the first which wasn’t a complete flop! Oh, but before we go on to that, you know what I said about publishing one of the interviews? Well, with the help of the trusty RNG – I mean, Roulette – I concluded that Venus should be the one to have her secrets spoilt. Here it is:

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Lucky me... * Shakes hand with fake enthusiasm*

1. What do you think about your teammates this week?

A Quad-Polar serial killer, Ms. No Show, and the Crazy Scientist. Honestly, this is most likely the worse team I could be on... At least they aren't bothering me.


2. What do you think of the new hosts? (please be honest)

Charles is WAAAAY to full of himself and probably only does that due to a psychological event in his past that effected him to do so. Iris, to me honest, sounds more like a nagging mother then an actual host

3. Who do you think is your biggest threat?

I have to say either Omen or Mug, they seem to be the biggest threats, and the highest scorers on the points meter right now.

4. Who do you think is your smallest threat?

Ms. No Show the Leafeon. We haven't heard anything from her, so I don't think we have to worry about her.

5. Who is your favourite person out of all the contestants (excluding yourself)?

Favorite? I'd have to say Alister. He seems to be a kind, logical person to reason with once in a while

6. What do you think of the new features, for example the Roulette Challenge?

I honestly think they're poorly executed. If they're the main focus, make them more frequent, challenging, something we all know, and so forth,

7. What do you think can be done to promote more RPing?

Oh I don't know. Do I look like the type? We have static, boring personalities here, so that's why!
8. Why do you think Iris is being a jerk to everyone? Do you even think she’s a jerk?

She must be on that time of the month right now, or she finally cracked from Stardom and had to become the Alpha b!tch to keep people away from her. I honestly doubt that she would of won Season 11 if she was like this, so no.

 

An interesting read, for sure. Now, here are the results:

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Team Sky
Cassidy Donatello (GalladeofSpades): 3
Venolta (Sir DJ): 2
Mug (Mug): 61
Total Score: 66

Team Sun
Vanek (InfernalBlaze): 10
Leo (Monster Guy): 42
Disgrace (ShadeAce): 17
Gizmo (Dracoste): 62
Total Score: 131

Team Star
Legion (Billy Mays): 34
Ashley Williams (SpyroxPikakchu): 0
Ramona St. Claire (Armando Payne): 11 (-20)
Venus Lis Espérer (Lost Requiem): 31
Total Score: 56

Team Moon
Xero (MegaSerperior): 43
Seth (ansem the wise): 15 (-20)
Omen (SenorLaughsaLot): 54 (-20)
Prince Allister (Feralninja): 46
Total Score: 118
 

But as Charles pointed out last week, total scores mean little, if anything, at all, especially now that the teams are slightly uneven. So don’t worry, Team Sky. You’re not going straight to the chopping blocks. What matter are the average scores. And here they are:

Team Sky: 22
Team Sun: 32.75
Team Star: 19
Team Moon: 29.5

Well, we can confirm that, with an average of 19 points, Team Star is headed for the Elimination Gala, or whatever we’re supposed to call it, with the exception of… oh, no one. Doubly convenient for us! Also, with an average score of a whopping 32.75 points, Team Sun, which includes Vanek, Leo, Disgrace, and Gizmo, has Immunity for next week.

To vote for who you want to have their odds of being eliminated increased, you must PM me, giving a vote to one of the four members of Team Star, with a 15 word minimum reason why they deserve to be eliminated. You have 36 hours, and remember...

Not Voting Results in a Strike.

And last but certainly not least, we have our Featured Contestant of the week, Gizmo, who managed to earn 62 points this week! Special mention also goes to Mug, who was just one point away from tying with Gizmo. As a result, Gizmo will be receiving the Spinda Bracelet.
(Spinda Bracelet - the user swaps their team with another randomized player.)
No, this totally wasn’t intentional… like, totally…

So, we can confirm the morals of this week are:
• Being in a three-man team doesn’t necessarily suck… as long as your teammates aren’t lazy a—I mean, donkeys!
• Having the Featured Contestant on your team is always a good thing, even if you suck on your own!
• Never enter dangerous Uni Challenges! (Team Moon would have gained Immunity if Seth and Omen hadn’t entered the Uni Challenge, which cost the team 40 points. Seth also pretty much dug his grave by choosing the number 5.5, so…)
• Venus has a static, boring personality!

Remember guys, voting truly makes a difference! Or whatever slogan politicians use in their campaigns nowadays. So don’t forget to vote, or the wrath of a Strike shall rear its ugly head and unleash its rage upon you. Toodle-doo for now!








*somewhere else*
Finally… it’s over.

[Monster Guy]

Woo-hoo! Team Sun did great! =D

[Billy Mays]

(OoC: Do we REALLY need the roulette for this? Why don't you just boot out Ashley, since she HASN'T BEEN DOING ANYTHING SINCE THE GAME STARTED.

Also, I forgot. If you are up for elimination, are you supposed to vote?)

AcCuRsEd TeAmMaTeS! HoW dArE yOu FaIl Us!

[Azran Flame]

(OoC: Do we REALLY need the roulette for this? Why don't you just boot out Ashley, since she HASN'T BEEN DOING ANYTHING SINCE THE GAME STARTED.

Also, I forgot. If you are up for elimination, are you supposed to vote?)

AcCuRsEd TeAmMaTeS! HoW dArE yOu FaIl Us!

(OOC: Yes, yes you are. And I'll PM SpyroxPikachu about this. But for now...)

[Lost Requiem]

I knew she was going to drag us down...

And why did I know that I was going to have mine revealed? Oh well, I know who I'm voting off.

[ansem the wise]

*backs up*

[Dracoste]

*Looks at Spinda Bracelet*Hmm, I have to say I'm pleasantly surprised by this! Amazing, that such a thing with no real powers gets powers just by rules. Just amazing when you think about it! We can build lasers and rockets that could teleport people around, but if we say a bracelet is able to switch people, it indeed switches people! ...Too bad I can't use such methods for any of my inventions.

[Mug]

Second place. Ugh. I'll be featured again next week, for sure!

[SenorLaughsaLot]

Woah there. I'm here too, and I plan on being featured as well. You can't always hog the spotlight.

[MegaSerperior]

Omen I concur. I plan on being up there as well.

[SenorLaughsaLot]

May the best of us win!

[Billy Mays]

May the best of us win!

Johnny: I agree, I should definately win!

[Azran Flame]

And why did I know that I was going to have mine revealed?

(OOC: We always use the RNG, thank you very much. If you have problems with that, then bring it up with me by PM.

Anyway, guys, SpyroxPikachu has confirmed that she's quitting. However, the elimination will carry on as normal, as I think you guys - as in, the people who aren't in Team Star - will cause a huge sh*tstorm if I just boot Ashley out like that. However, Ashley's votes will still count. So if the RNG chooses her, then she's, well, "eliminated"; if anyone else is chosen, they're eliminated, and Ashley is booted out anyway. I'm mainly doing this because I'm pretty sure the people who have already voted for Ashley won't be bothered to send in another vote.)

[Lost Requiem]

(OOC: I know that we use the RNG Azran, but I somehow has this gut feeling when I was typing it the RNG was going to pick me... I have these weird little premonitions all the time. Also, that's a good thing to know, it would cause trouble if she left right away)

I'm going to go check my research vials...

[ansem the wise]

(OOC: We always use the RNG, thank you very much. If you have problems with that, then bring it up with me by PM.

Anyway, guys, SpyroxPikachu has confirmed that she's quitting. However, the elimination will carry on as normal, as I think you guys - as in, the people who aren't in Team Star - will cause a huge sh*tstorm if I just boot Ashley out like that. However, Ashley's votes will still count. So if the RNG chooses her, then she's, well, "eliminated"; if anyone else is chosen, they're eliminated, and Ashley is booted out anyway. I'm mainly doing this because I'm pretty sure the people who have already voted for Ashley won't be bothered to send in another vote.)

(OOC: *gulp*)

[Dracoste]

Hey, Allister! Take a look at this! *Shows piramid shaped box* Yes, indeed, it's the Insta-Sleeper! And not just any Insta-Sleeper! An improved Insta-Sleeper! Looky here! An additional off and on switch! So no more accidents! ...Well, at least, less accidents. But it's something!

[Firebrand]

Wonderful, Lady Gizmo. Yes, this shouldst work most auspiciously. I doth wonder what else thy devious mind mayst invent before this contest ends...

[ShadeAce]

11 points!?!? YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM NOT A FAILURE!!! *looks at Gizmo* Wh-wha-WHAT? :0 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM USELESS *Climbs out the window and jumps*

[Billy Mays]

(OOC: *gulp*)

(OoC: Why are you worried? Me, Requiem, and Armando are the ones who need to be worried. :/ )

[Firebrand]

*catches Disgrace* Truly, m'lady, thou shouldst be more careful. Had a charming prince not been strolling by, who knows what horrible fate might have befallen thee?