Say how the above poster will die

[Stymie]

Consumes a venomous fertiliser that causes you to have an episode in which you imagine Stewie Griffin is lightly poking you with a long needle and saying "how do you like that?" over and over causing you to cry uncontrollably before dying.

[Steelrush]

Killed by his own Starmie.

[fitzy909]

Killed by a mysterious man in the dark...

[Ghosts of the Forums]

Killed by your own conceited ness (I.e. user title)

[Epic-Inferno]

Struck down by the mods of Serebii for having too many icons in his sig.

[Steelrush]

Death by all the shiny Pokemon in the collection.

[MuseHarmonia]

Their dog planned a secretive sneak attack on them, and knocked them over the head with a spoon, causing them to face with random vomiting for a week straight, then dying from finger funngus. (Love you <3 xD)

[Steelrush]

(WHAT?!!! o_0)

Death by Pike Queen Lucy poisoning them.

[MuseHarmonia]

Death by not understanding my crazy, complcated logic. >:C

[Steelrush]

(You said you loved me, but we hardly know each other. o_o)

Death by Brandon's obsession with pyramids.

[MuseHarmonia]

(I was kidding. Gosh. I...UGH forget it. xD)

Death by Taylor Swift hitting you with her guitar.

[Stymie]

Death by attending a Taylor Swift concert

[Steelrush]

Death by eating Starmie's jewel.

[ElectricPokeLover]

Had their masterpiece destroyed and committed suicide out of sadness.

[Auaria~]

death by math

[Steelrush]

Broke Misty's heart and got hit with her mallet too many times out of revenge.

[Stymie]

got charged by a steelix, steelrush

[SuperDaikenki]

Eaen alive by an Ursaring

[Nyarlathotep]

Suicide. :P

[Minnah_23]

A horrible dancing accident.