Maybe I was watching one too many zombie movies or marathons but an odd thought came to me. If you were in an enclosed space, with a bunch of other people and one of them said, "Describe how you turned into a zombie" and started passing around a piece of paper, what would you do/ what would you write down?

(also note that the person asking the question is a well known celebrity and they sound completely serious as if someone in the group is suspected of being a zombie)