YO, WHAT UP, IT’S MY HOMEGIRL, ELLIE’S, 21st BIRTHDAY!
(well, technically it's not your birthday yet bc you live in the west coast [aka LAME COAST], but it's your birthday here already in the east coast, so whatevs).
Ellie is one of the hottest and smartest members here. My homegirl is a cell and molecular bio major, so you know she’s smarter than most of you. What’s your major, history? Lmao.
When she’s not trying to figure out ways to cure cancer, she likes to party, so before she heads off and forgets everything that happened today, go ahead and wish her a happy birthday (and a thanks for the name changes, you ingrates).