Republicans are psychic dogs that can evolve beyond infinity unless Obama becomes Arceus. However, trash planets evolve into memes, but cannot become Mega Altaria. So Beelzeboss decided love is dead. Because someone farted, mass chinchillas attacked Grunty McGrunt because he never washed tortillas. Clean underwear assassinated some cubes of strawberry Swirlixes around 5:00am, but it didn't like vacations in Hoenn because it was watery like everywhere. Jack Zigzagoon said, "Hoenn tastes like Swirlix pies with Vanillite ice-cream sandwich." Disgusting... What did I do to deserve this? Everything. But Slurpuff said, "Fear Steel wool flavoured Trubbish honoring Dialga shaped metal baguettes."