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    Quote Originally Posted by Keldminrachi91 View Post
    Awesome. Pure Awesome. It's hilarious, clever, hilarious... Did I mention hilarious? Your jokes are very witty, and I especially love Arceus

    I do wonder how the italics and the little boy with his Mama are going to play into the story, though.

    Flying Rhydon, cupcakes, coffee, Pringles, farts, female legendary portrayals that aren't of cutesy Pokémon/ones that GameFreak made female... All of my favorite things! XD

    Anyways, I really do like Arceus's personality (and now that I think about it, it does slightly remind me of Grovyle). I am *slightly* embarrassed by this, but including some of the jokes, I think Arceus is my *pause for dramatic effect* evil twin of the Pokémon world! XD Not kidding, though...

    I would do a more detailed review, but as I'm typing my dinner is getting cold

    Great job, Dormant!
    Thanks! You deserved an ice cream!!!

    You'll find out soon, I can tell you this.. The boy and his Mama will get more and more clearer in future chapters.

    Uhh.. It's Flying 'RhyHORNS'. But yeah, CUPCAKES!!! PRINGLES!!!

    Woah :O Arceus is your evil twin?! Wow! Wait.. Do you mean Arceus is eviler or that she's more meaner than you?

    OMG. You better eat your dinner stat! Ain't nobody like a cold dinner! Except Polar Bears....

    So Thanks again! Chapter 12 will be coming up soon. With Schoolgirls and a Gym Leader Battle!

    So Dormant signing off..


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    Chapter 12: School Drools!!

    "Well, now that we've conquered the Sprout Tower, Let's go to the Gym!"

    Me, Gold, Red and Arceus are walking through the city. Gold is discussing on challenging the Gym.

    "So, I've heard of these 'Gyms' before. What are they?" said Arceus

    "A Pokemon Gym is where you get a badge. If you defeat a Gym Leader, he or she will give you a badge. Each Gym Leader specialized a Type. If you can get all 8 badges, you can challenged the Elite Four and the Champion" I explain

    "Okay. So where is this Gym anyways?"

    "Oh, it's over there. See?"

    I pointed at a circular building with a door made of glass, straight ahead from us.

    "So that's a Gym"

    "Yeah! Pokemon League! Here I come!!" said Gold

    "GOLD!!!!!!" a girl shouted.

    All of us turn around to see a young lady running towards us. The lady had a big white hat thing that has a red ribbon tied around it, and some complicated clothing which I'm too lazy to describe it. The lady stopped in front of us and stared angrily at Gold.

    "YOOOUUUU!!!!!!" she shouted as she pointed at Gold angrily.

    "L-Lyra? I-It's that you?" said Gold

    "YES YOU BUTT MONKEY!! IT'S A ME!! LYRA!!!!!" shouted Lyra

    "Uhh, Gold? Who's this lady?" said Red

    "U-Uhh... T-This is Lyr-"

    "I can introduce myself! Thank you very much!! I am Lyra! What's your- OMG your eyes are red." said Lyra

    Red kneeled on the floor, hit the ground with his fist and looked at the sky.

    "Why?! Why Arceus!! WHY?!?!" Red shouted at the sky

    "First of all, I'm over here. And second, WHY ARE YOU BLAMING ME?!!? I CAN'T GIVE PEOPLE EYE COLORS!!! WTF?!"

    "Huh? What are you- Gold!! Explain to me what is going on!!!"

    "WHO IS THIS CHICK?!?!" shouted Arceus

    "I just wanted to go to the Gym!!" sulked Gold

    "This is getting out of hand...." I said to myself



    Agent Snorlax and Knight reached the Violet City School. The place is a giant massive school that has many classrooms and students.

    "Wow, so many students around here...." said Agent Snorlax as he saw a lot of students going out of the school.

    "Of course, It is the only school in Johto." said Agent Knight

    "So, why are the kids going out of school?"

    "It seems as though that School has ended. Snorlax, lets go talk to the School Staff. They could provide us some info."

    "Okay."

    The Agents then began to walk towards the school entrance. However...

    "OH SWEET HONEY IN TALIBAN!!!!! IS THAT A TALKING WALKING SNORLAX?!?!?!"

    The students then stopped walking and saw the Agents.

    "AAAHH!!! THAT GUY IS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!" shouted A schoolgirl upon spotting Agent Knight

    "OMG! HOTTEST. GUY. EVAR!!!!"

    "OMIGOD!! Hey man do you wnt to hang ot wth me? I m so prtty!!"

    "Oh sh*t"

    Then, a swarm of schoolgirls began running towards Agent Knight.

    "Run."

    "Okay."

    The Agents ran inside the school to, not only find the school staff. But to run away from the Swarm of School Girls.



    The Grammar Police arrived at Violet City through teleportation. Janodaya's Gallade fainted due to a large amount of power he needed to use, in order to teleport a huge number of people.

    "Don't worry Janodaya. We'll find a Pokemon Center later. Right now, we need to find Dormant and put him behind bars." said Chief Thanatos

    "Okay, sir. I understand" said Officer Janodaya

    "My Friends! We've arrived at Violet City! We must find Dormant at any cost!" said Chief Thanatos to his squad.

    "The city is PINK!!"

    "Dormant is Dormant!!"

    "I LIKE PIE!!!"

    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!*Kaboom*"

    "Did that guy exploded?!"

    "No, he said asterisk Kaboom asterisk."

    "I like Asterix! Hey, Where's Obelix?"

    "Oh right. I forgot that their brains are still malfunctioning....." muttered Chief Thanatos

    "Don't worry sir, Gallade managed to make their brains heal faster. I don't know how long it will take until their brain is fix, but it won't be as long as a day." said Officer Janodaya

    "Good good."

    Chief Thanatos was pleased. Until an Officer has his head stucked on a plunger.

    "How?!" shouted Chief Thanatos

    He then saw a shop that sells plungers. Chief Thanatos went into the shop.

    "Hi! I see your friend over there has tried on our plunger! Fortunately, That guy paid me before using it." said the Shop owner

    "Why on Earth do you sell plungers?! THERE'S NO TOILETS IN POKEMON!!!" shouted Chief Thanatos

    "I do it for the se*x baby."

    Chief Thanatos then backed away from the shop owner.



    "Gold... Tell me what's going on!" shouted Lyra once again.

    Gold rubbed the back of his head.

    "W-well, y-you see we've been-"

    "Hey wait a minute! Who are you anyways!?" interrupted Arceus

    "Oh, I'm Lyra. I once lived in New Bark Town until my family moved into Ecruteak City. Meaning I'm Gold's former neighbor now who are you guys?" said Lyra

    We all look at each other for a moment. Then we looked back at Lyra

    "Well, first. I'm Red. I'm Gold's neighbor and best friend."

    "I'm Arc- I mean Ariel. This is Dormant."

    "Yeah, All four of us are travelling around Johto to find our missing items"

    "Missing items?" said Lyra

    "Y-yeah! Missing items! Dormant and Ariel lost them when they were travelling!" said Gold

    "Oh, so does that mean that you're a trainer?"

    "Yep! Say hello to Cyndaquil!" said Gold

    He grabbed his Pokeball and unleashed his Cyndaquil. She jumped happily when she saw Gold

    "Aww.. She's adorable!" said Lyra

    "How do you know she's a she?!" exclaimed Gold

    "Women's intuition. By the way, How come you two don't go to Pokemon School? Shouldn't it be mandatory for all kids to go?"

    "Oh, That's because The school won't let Red in because he might freak out some students and might get bullied. I decided to not go to school as well, so that Red can have company and also I don't like school" explained Gold

    "Well, that makes sense. So, I see you have a Pikachu. I heard their very rare. And cliché." said Lyra

    "Yeah, I know." said Red

    "And by the looks of things, you've seemed to have issues with your eye color."

    "Yeah, Every time I met a person, they would say 'OMG your eyes are red' it's getting annoying...."

    "Well why not try contact lenses?"

    "Nah, my eyesight is okay."

    "Say, why were you so angry at Gold just now?" I said

    "Oh, THAT'S BECAUSE HE FORGOT TO GIVE ME BACK ME TEDDY BEAR!!!! I COULD'NT SLEEP FOR 5 YEARS!!!" shouted Lyra

    "Oh..... I forgot about that...." said Gold as he rubs the back of his head again, with a awkward smiling face that says 'Oh boy, I'm toast'

    "NASTY BOY!! I HAVE TO GET USE TO NOT SLEEPING FOR FIVE STICKIN YEARS BECAUSE OF YOOOOOUUUUUU!!! AFTER I'VE GRADUATED FROM SCHOOL, I WILL MURDER YOU WITH A PICKAXE!!! THEN FEED YOUR REMAINS TO MURKROWS AND SH*TTY THINGS!!! ROOOWWWWRRR!!!" she shouted at Gold

    She then glared at Gold with murderous eyes, then pranced away from us. By the way, Gold has a shocked expression on his face. He then sat on the ground in a kneeling position.

    "Why must every girl I meet have to be crazy and weird...." Gold moaned

    "But the only girls you met is Me and Lyra! How can you- Wait a minute..." said Arceus

    Gold suddenly realized what he just said.

    "Oh crap."



    Chapter 12!! Too bad I couldn't make a Gym Leader battle in this chapter... But oh well, I hope the next chapter will have one.

    So Dormant signing off..
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    *clap, clap*
    No, I wasn't clapping. I said 'asterisk clap clap asterisk'!
    Great chapter; one of the more random, not quite as progressive ones, but in fics like this, it's good to have filler chapters here and there.

    And you know why? Because it's a great opportunity to just be creative and funny rather than do what the story would demand you to do. Dormant, YOU HAVE DEFIED THE LAWS OF WRITING LOGIC!! THE ALL POWERFUL GROVYLE WILL HAUNT YOU IN YOUR SLEEP! XD

    I am going to create a scale of how funny this is.

    So-Funny-My-
    Mother-Had-
    To-Come-In-
    My-Room-To-
    Check-On-Me-
    Because-She-
    Heard-Me-
    Laughing-So-
    Hard!!!


    LOLOLOLOL!

    Lol...

    Hilarious!

    Very Funny

    Laugh

    Giggle giggle

    Scarastic ha-ha


    It's the top one, as you could probably guess.

    I do like Lyra, though Gold... I'll host his funeral. "Gold, the boy who died because he thinks all the girls he's met are weird. RIP." XD


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    I agree with keldminrachi. Except I won't make a Grovyle haunt you in your sleep, I'm gonna go full throttle and send a sceptile after you.
    Lyra came across to me as a psychb***h, I like her!

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    Thanks everyone. Sorry, I don't know what you mean by me defying the Writing Logic. Haha! Grovyle can't haunt me in my sleep, For I've set up a beartrap in my head(Don't ask me how)

    Anyways, New Chapter!

    Chapter 13: First Gym Battle(Finally!!!)

    Previously on ROOOWWWWRRR...

    "So, I've heard of these 'Gyms' before. What are they?"

    "A Pokemon Gym is where you get a badge. If you defeat a Gym Leader, he or she will give you a badge. Each Gym Leader specialized a Type. If you can get all 8 badges, you can challenged the Elite Four and the Champion"

    "Yeah! Pokemon League! Here I come!!"

    "YOOOUUUU!!!!!!"

    "First of all, I'm over here. And second, WHY ARE YOU BLAMING ME?!!? I CAN'T GIVE PEOPLE EYE COLORS!!! WTF?!"

    "OH SWEET HONEY IN TALIBAN!!!!! IS THAT A TALKING WALKING SNORLAX?!?!?!"

    "AAAHH!!! THAT GUY IS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!"

    "The city is PINK!!"

    "Why must every girl I meet have to be crazy and weird...."

    "But the only girls you met is Me and Lyra! How can you- Wait a minute..."

    "Oh crap."

    Now, back to Author's Run and probably Gold's Funeral



    "DID YOU JUST CALL ME CRAZY AND WEIRD?!!?"

    As you may know, Gold made a mistake... A BIG mistake.

    "Sorry! I didn't mean you actually!! I meant- What I mean is- Please don't kill me!!" said Gold hysterically.

    "PREPARE TO DIE!!!"

    "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

    "What's going on out here?!?!"

    Suddenly a new voiced boomed. We looked at the source of the voice and saw a young man standing in front of the Gym. He looked sternly at Gold and Arceus.

    "You two are making a raucous! Just what are you two love birds arguing about?!" the young man shouted

    "Love birds?" said Arceus. She looked at the man with a shocked and menacing expression that makes her look like a psycho.

    "What did you just say?" she said again

    "Lovebirds, Since you seemed to be attacking the boy...."

    Then she snapped.

    "LOVEBIRDS?!!? YOU A*SS F**-



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    *Kaboom*

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    -DO I LOOK LIKE A SL*T?! DO I LOOK LIKE A PEDOPHILE!!? ARE YOU CALLING ME UGLY?! IF YOU DO THEN YOU SUCK!!!! I WILL SET YOUR FATHER'S HOUSE ON FIRE WITH AN EXPLODING SHEEP!!! WHICH I DID JUST NOW WHEN THAT STUPID MESSAGE HAD POPPED OUT FROM NOWHERE!!! YOU TWIT!!!" shouted Arceus furiously at the young man.

    The young man looked at Arceus in the eye with a stern glare. The young man then stopped looking at Arceus and went inside the Gym without another word.

    "THE NERVE OF THAT GUY!!! GOLD!! Your death will have to be postponed! I want to crush whoever that guy is!!"

    "Um, Arceus. That's the Gym Leader..." said Gold

    "OH!! Well guess what? SO WHAT?! I CREATED THE UNIVERSE B***H!! Just because he owns the Gym, doesn't mean he's better than me!"

    "Umm, he might be better than you in a Gym battle" I said

    "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"

    "I meant to say that, you might not be able to beat that guy in a Pokemon Battle as you never fought against him before..."

    "Oh we'll just see about that!! Come on fellas! LET'S BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF THAT GUY AND HIS POKEMON!!!!"

    Arceus then charged through the Gym door. Red, Gold and I sweatdropped.

    "Man. I wonder how the Gym Leader is able to survive Arceus's wrath" said Red

    "Oh well, At least I'm not dead yet...." said Gold

    We then entered the Gym.



    Agent Knight and Snorlax reached the Principle Office. They ran into the office and quickly shut the door behind them, in order to escape the Swarm.

    The Principle's Office looks like an average Principle Office so I don't have to describe the office itself. The Principle looks like a fatty with a blue coat and a bowtie.

    "Oh my! Snorlax wearing a tuxedo! School girls running all over the school, there is! You two here what brings, hmm? Yes, hmmm." said the Principle

    "Umm... Why is he speaking like Yoda?" questioned Agent Snorlax

    "No idea..." shrugged Agent Knight

    "Speak." ordered the Principle

    "I am Agent Knight. This Snorlax right here is-"

    "Lax. Snor Lax" interrupted Agent Snorlax

    "I see."

    "We're here to investigate on two boys named, Red and Gold. I presume they're students here?"

    The Principle shook his head "No, they go not to school here I am afraid. Hmmmmmm."

    "Really? Don't all kids go to school here?"

    "Not these kids. One of them is special and might be suitable for school not."

    "I see. Do any of your students know one of them?" said Agent Knight

    The Principle pondered to this and ask a question.

    "Why investigating these kids are you, hmm? Do something did they, hmm? "

    "Uhh.. What?" said Agent Snorlax

    "Sorry, that's top secret like why you speak in Yodalish"

    "True. Of these kids anyways I think I know someone who knows about one."

    "Really!? So where is he or she?" said Agent Knight

    "She be living in Ecruteak City. Yeesssssss. Address is here. Yeesssssss." said the Principle

    He showed Agent Knight a profile of a familiar mad women.

    "Lyra huh? Alright, Thank you for your cooperation. Come on Agent Snorlax let's move out."

    Knight turn his face to see Agent Snorlax eating a packet of Doritos. Again.

    "Muhh? Mufhumuhfeh!?" said Agent Snorlax while munching the Tortilla chips.

    Agent Knight sweatdropped.



    "Heev! Ho! Heev! Ho!"

    The Grammar Police is trying to get the plunger out of an Officer's face. They are trying to pull the plunger out but it's sucked tight.

    "It's no use sir. If we keep doing this, the Officer's eyeballs might popped and not to mention developed a duck face." said Officer Janodaya.

    "Ugghh... We need to learn how to remove a plunger out of a person's face...." moaned Chief Thanatos

    "Yes sir"

    The Officer's now stand clueless on what to do.



    The Gym has a platform with a standard Pokeball symbol on it. On each side of the platform are bleachers which has a bunch of people sitting on them. At the end of the platform is the Gym Leader which We met just now.

    "Greetings challengers! I am Falkner! And I'm-"

    "Yeah yeah yeah! Move aside everyone! Because I've got an a*ss to whoop!!" said Arceus as she stormed to the platform.

    None of us dared to questioned her. The Audience looked at Arceus as she stands on the Platform.

    "So, what's your name?" said Falkner

    "MY NAME IS I'MGOINGTOKILLYOUINTHEMOSTHORRIBLEFASHIONTHATWOULD MAKELADYGAGALOOKLIKEABEAUTYMODEL!!! NOW LET ME DESTROY YOUR POKEMONS SO THAT I COULD LAUGH AT YOUR FACE!!!" shouted Arceus

    "I do not approve of your tone lady. But nonetheless I accept your challenge. Gym Guide!"

    Then a fat man with a striped shirt and a Harry Potter spectacle came to the middle of the Platform

    "Yes?" said the weird one.

    "Be the referee"

    "Sure! Young lady! What's your name?" said the Fatness

    "You're lucky that I've got used to people not knowing my name in a short amount of time! I'm Ariel!! And I shall kick this guy's FACE!!!" shouted Arceus

    "Very well. Hem Hem. Ladies and Gentlemen! We are proud to present a battle between the Gym Leader Falkner and the Challenger Ariel!" shouted Fat brother of Harry Potter

    "Come on, let's find a sit." I said

    All three of us find a spot on the bleachers and spectate on the battle.

    "I wonder who would win?" said Gold

    "I don't know. Gotta say, that Gym Leader must be very tough to withstand Arceus. I mean a normal person would cry or wet his pants completely if he or she angered Arceus that much." said Red

    "Yeah, Arceus is a force to be reckon with." I said

    "Contestants! In your positions!" shouted the Flat bump

    Arceus and Falkner got on their positions.

    "BEGIN!!"

    "KOFFING!! CRUSH HIS POKEMON AND MAKE HIM CRY LIKE A BABY!!!" shouted Arceus as she unleashes her Koffing.

    "Go, Pidgey!" said Falkner as he unleashes his bird

    "Muhahaha!! A Pidgey is nothing compare to Koffing!"

    "Pidgey, use Tackle" said Falkner

    The Pidgey tackled the Koffing.

    "Oh crap! Koffing use Tackle!" ordered Arceus

    The Koffing tackled the Pidgey which thrown backed the bird at the wall. The bird then returned back to position.

    "Pidgey! Use Sand-At-"

    "RARARARARA!! WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!! Koffing use Tackle again!!" shouted Arceus

    The Koffing tackled the Pidgey again and the bird was thrown across the platform. It fainted

    "Pidgey is down! Ariel wins the first round!" shouted the Womanizer

    "YES!! IN YOUR FACE! YOU MOTHERF*CKER!!!"

    Now you might been wondering what the Audience was doing during the battle. We were all speechless.

    "Pidgey return" said Falkner calmly as he returned his Pidgey.

    Arceus is shuffling on the floor with joy. Falkner then unleashes his next Pokemon.

    "Go, Pidgeotto"

    The Pidgeotto materialized on the platform. Arceus noticed the big bird and ceased shuffling.

    "Oh boy, a BIGGER bird. Woopideedoo!" said Arceus

    "Begin!" shouted the LOSER!!!

    "Pidgeotto, use Gust"

    The Pidgeotto made a gust by flapping it's wings. The Gust hit the Koffing.

    "Wah!! Koffing! Use Smog!"

    "Pidgeotto use Gust to remove the Smog"

    The Koffing used a Smog at the Pidgeotto. But the bird made a gust which blows away the smog.

    "Grr... Koffing! Use Tackle!"

    "Pidgeotto! Use Gust!"

    "Oh no you don't! Pidgeotto look at this!"

    Fortunately, Pidgeotto looked at Arceus with curiousity. Arceus made a silly face which made the Pidgeotto confuse. Then the Koffing tackled the bird by surprised and the bird went flying towards the wall. The bird hit head first and fell onto the ground. The bird tried to stand up but it ended up fainting.

    "WE HAVE A WINNER!!! THE WINNER IS ARIEL!!!" shouted the Weirdo

    "Umm, are we suppose to applaud or something?" said an Audience member.

    "I don't know, I'm a Gym Guide not an Audience Guide!"

    Nonetheless, we and the audience clapped for Arceus. Arceus was jumping with joy(Prepare for profanity).

    "YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!! IN YOUR FACE MOTHERF*CKER!!! YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU SUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK!! Y-O-U-S-U-C-K! YOU SUCK!! YOU SMELL AND YOU SUCK!! YOU SUCK D***S EVERYDAY BECAUSE YOU SUCK!!! I AM THE BEST!!! OH YEAH THATS RIGHT!! I'M THE WINNER!! YOU'RE A LOSER BECAUSE YOU SUCK!! YOU. ARE. THE. MOTHER. F*CKER!!!"

    Then the Audience stopped clapping and looked at Arceus with shock. Including us.

    "Yes well, here's your Gym Badge. Now move along, I have other challengers to attend to." said Falkner as he gave Arceus a badge.

    "YOOOOUUUUU...." said Arceus

    "Move along"

    Arceus then stomped her way to the bleachers, muttering curses at the Gym Leader.

    "Well, that is one heck of a battle." I said

    "Man, I hope that I will never EVER have to battle against Arceus... I wouldn't survive" said Gold

    "Me neither" said Red

    "Pika pika pi..." said Pikachu

    I saw Arceus approaching us with the Audience trying to avoid her as possible. She then stared at Gold and said:

    "Your turn"



    Chapter 13!! DONE!! Man, I hope that I don't have to make a chapter per week because that would be annoying! Yeah, Arceus is really angry in this chapter. I hope this chapter makes you laugh.

    So Dormant signing off..
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    RIP
    Gold
    He was a big idiot.
    They say if you press cntrl and W you get to see the programming of a website after making a signature with 3 ws and 8qs
    Fanfics I like that are still in production: Author's Run, Pokémon emerald the better version

    This the aquabats song awesome forces:
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    yay you bright back fffffiiiiiiirrrrrrreeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
    I love arceus she's awesomely amazing.
    I feel sorry for the agents when they meet Lyra...she may eat one of them
    Falkner was boring.
    I hope arceus forgets about killing gold, he doesn't deserve to die...yet.

    Great chapter, I love this very much.

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    Look no further than the
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    Liked tis chapter very much. The grammar po-po didn't get very much action, did they? Ah, well, Arceus is... *Arceus glares at me, acting as if she is ready to kill me* The best character in the entire fic! No really, I do like her personality, although she reminds me of some of the eight graders at my school with her language...

    MY NAME IS I'MGOINGTOKILLYOUINTHEMOSTHORRIBLEFASHIONTHATWOULD MAKELADYGAGALOOKLIKEABEAUTYMODEL!!!
    Wow, Arceus really has a lot of names...

    "Pidgey! Use Sand-At-"

    "RARARARARA!! WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!! Koffing use Tackle again!!" shouted Arceus
    What I want to know is why you can't do this in the games! I really loved this part, and wished they would do it in the anime (probably OOC, maybe not for Cilan's rival, but it would be funny!)

    One piece of advice, though. Maybe when some of the Pokémon attacked, describe it differently each time. For example, Koffing used Tackle multiple times, so I would have recommended you have written maybe Koffing charged, Koffing floated at a fast rate towards, the purple gas attacked ___ with its body, etc., as opposed to 'Koffing tackled' every time.

    Now, I would quote more lines that I like, but why don't I just say I would be quoting the entire gym battle scene and anything after, pretty much. Great chapter, though


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    yay you bright back fffffiiiiiiirrrrrrreeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
    I bright back the FFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEE EEEEEEEEE?

    Wut?

    I hope arceus forgets about killing gold, he doesn't deserve to die...yet.
    Yeah, He may be a fool. But he doesn't deserve to die.

    Liked tis chapter very much. The grammar po-po didn't get very much action, did they? Ah, well, Arceus is... *Arceus glares at me, acting as if she is ready to kill me* The best character in the entire fic! No really, I do like her personality, although she reminds me of some of the eight graders at my school with her language...
    Don't worry, the Grammar Police will get more screen time in the future. A lot of people seems to love Arceus, I thought people love her because she threats them with Cupcakes.. XD

    Wow, Arceus really has a lot of names...
    Yeah, she does. I think I should add an 'Aliases' section on the Character Bio later.

    What I want to know is why you can't do this in the games! I really loved this part, and wished they would do it in the anime (probably OOC, maybe not for Cilan's rival, but it would be funny!)
    I am a genius!! JK. Yeah, I've wonder why no one in the Anime and Manga has ever done that. Maybe it's against the rules or something. :P

    One piece of advice, though. Maybe when some of the Pokémon attacked, describe it differently each time. For example, Koffing used Tackle multiple times, so I would have recommended you have written maybe Koffing charged, Koffing floated at a fast rate towards, the purple gas attacked ___ with its body, etc., as opposed to 'Koffing tackled' every time
    Another enemy of mine. Descriptions. I hope there's no 'Description Police' because My hands are full with the Grammar Police already...

    Now, I would quote more lines that I like, but why don't I just say I would be quoting the entire gym battle scene and anything after, pretty much. Great chapter, though
    Thanks! I'm glad the latest chapter turns out to be a success!

    Thanks everyone, for the reviews! Rotomknight. Do you want to be in the PM List? I can add you now.

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    Yeah, He may be a fool. But he doesn't deserve to die.
    FOOLS GOLD! Get it, FOOLS GOLD? It's not very punny, but it works, right?

    ...I'm sorry, I just had to. XD

    Yeah, she does. I think I should add an 'Aliases' section on the Character Bio later.
    And having a name that makes Lady Gaga look good...Very impossible, Arceus

    I am a genius!! JK. Yeah, I've wonder why no one in the Anime and Manga has ever done that. Maybe it's against the rules or something. :P
    What rules? So there's rules that even if a trainer (Team Rocket comes to mind) jumps you and steals your Pokémon, you can't yell and stop them? But they yell commands to their Pokémon, don't they...? Ah well, Nintendo logic isn't really logic, is it? XD


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    Chapter 14: Battle Heavy Chapter

    Previously on Author's Run

    "DID YOU JUST CALL ME CRAZY AND WEIRD?!!?"

    "PREPARE TO DIE!!!"

    "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"


    "You two are making a raucous! Just what are you two love birds arguing about?!"

    "LOVEBIRDS?!!? YOU A*SS F**-

    "Oh my! Snorlax wearing a tuxedo! School girls running all over the school, there is! You two here what brings, hmm? Yes, hmmm."

    "Muhh? Mufhumuhfeh!?"

    "MY NAME IS I'MGOINGTOKILLYOUINTHEMOSTHORRIBLEFASHIONTHATWOULD MAKELADYGAGALOOKLIKEABEAUTYMODEL!!! NOW LET ME DESTROY YOUR POKEMONS SO THAT I COULD LAUGH AT YOUR FACE!!!"

    Now, back to Author's Run



    "Now! Will our next contestant come up please?" said the PIG

    Gold stood up from the bleachers and walked down to the platform. Arceus sat on Gold's place and the Audience looked at Gold as he reached the battlefield.

    "Man, I hope Gold wins. Falkner seemed to be tough." said Red before he took a sip of his coffee that he had for the past 5 chapters or so.

    "If he doesn't win, I'll kill him! GO GOLD!! BEAT THE SH*T OUT OF THAT SH*T!!!" shouted Arceus.

    The Audience, Gold and the Giant Stooge looked at Arceus with shock. Falkner just stared at Gold.

    "Umm.. Okay... Anyways! What's your name Challenger?!" said the Do*che

    "Gold!"

    "Alri- Wait, Your name is Gold?! Wow, nice name kid!"

    "Thanks"

    "Alright! It's Gold vs Falkner! BEGIN!!"

    "Go! Cyndaquil!" shouted Gold as he unleashes his Fire-Type

    "Pidgey, Go!" said Falkner

    Then the battle started. Gold ordered Cyndaquil to use Ember on the Pidgey, but Falkner told the Pidgey to avoid the attack. Falkner then tell Pidgey to Tackle the Cyndaquil, Gold quickly told Cyndaquil to use Ember. The Pidgey got hit by the Ember, but it was not enough to take down the bird. I watched as the two Pokemon attacked each other. I looked to my right to see Arceus munching down on Cupcakes while looking at the fight, I also saw Red looking at the battle while drinking his coffee. I heard the referee shout and saw that Falkner's Pidgey was down. I saw that Falkner had unleashed his Pidgeotto and heard him ordering a Gust. Gold had ordered his Cyndaquil to dodged the Gust and ask her to Tackle the Big Bird. The Cyndaquil charged at the biid and rammed it to the ground. Falkner tried to order the Pidgeotto to attack but Gold told Cyndaquil to use Ember before Falkner could move his mouth. The Cyndaquil breathed Flames from her mouth and the Pidgeotto fainted from the burn.

    "And the winner iiiiiiissssssssssss........ GOLD!!!" shouted the Big Eater of Pies

    The Audience cheered.

    "YEEEEAAAHHH!!!! YOU SUCK FALKNER!!! WAY TO GO GOLD!!! YYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!" shouted Arceus while pumping her fist in the air

    Gold ran up to us and high fived Red. He then approached me.

    "Your turn" he said

    I felt like I'm ready.

    "You better win. If you don't, I WILL KEEL YOU!!" said Arceus

    And now, I feel scared.

    Nevertheless, I stood up and walked down the bleachers and approached the Platform.

    "And now, our new challenger has arrived! What's your name?" said the Pigman

    "Dormant"

    "Huh? Weird name"

    I hate this guy.

    "Anyways. It's Dormant vs Falkner! Who shall win? BEGIN!!"

    "Go! Ekans!" I shouted as I unleashed my snake

    "Go Pidgey" shouted Falkner.

    I've just realized something. Is Falkner using the same Pokemon as he was using before? Or is he using different Pidgeys and Pidgeottos this entire time. Oh well, I might never know.

    "Pidgey! Tackle" said Falkner

    "Hu-huh?! Ekans! Bite!" I said

    The Pidgey charged at the Ekans. Fortunately, Ekans bite the Pidgey's wing before it could rammed my snake. The Pidgey tried to get it's wing out of my Ekans' bite.

    "Pidgey! Use Sand-Attack to distract the Ekans!" said Falkner

    The Pidgey kicked the floor and a bunch of sand hit the Ekans, causing him to release the Pidgey.

    "Now Pidgey! Use Tackle!"

    "Ekans! Use Glare!!"

    The Pidgey tried to Tackled the Ekans. But the snake glared at the Pidgey in the eye, causing the Pidgey to drop on the ground, paralyzed.

    "Haha! Now Ekans! Use Poison Sting!!" I said

    The Ekans shot needles of poison from his mouth, and the needles went straight to the Pidgey's back. The Pidgey's face had gone purple, meaning that it's poisoned.

    "Pidgey! Try to get up!" said Falkner

    But it was too late. The Pidgey's eyes had gotten swirly.

    "Pidgey returned"

    "HAHA!!! TAKE THAT FALKNER!!! KICK HIS BUTT DORMANT OR ELSE!!!!" Guess who said that.

    "Erm...." I said awkwardly

    "Go! Pidgeotto!"

    I then looked at the big bird that Arceus and Gold have fought before.

    "Alright Ekans! Let's do this! Use Glare!" I ordered

    "Pidgeotto, Use Tackle"

    Unfortunately, The Pidgeotto is faster than Ekans. The Bird rammed at my snake without looking at his glare. The Ekans went tumbling through the floor, luckily he put his head up and hissed at the Pidgeotto.

    "Pidgeotto, Tackle again"

    "Now Ekans! Use Poison Sting!!"

    As I expected, The bird flew at a fast rate towards my Ekans. As the bird gets nearer, Ekans shot poisonous needles at the Pidgeotto's face. The Pidgeotto then dropped on the ground in mid flight and tumble through the floor and landed in front of my Ekans. The Pidgeotto then however, regain it's stature, shook of the needles and flied back in position.

    "Pidgeotto, Gust"

    "Ekans! Dodge it!"

    The Pidgeotto shot A gust at my Ekans. Fortunately, my Ekans dodged the Gust and hissed at the Pidgeotto. The Pidgeotto roared back.

    "Ekans! Now! Use Poison Sting!!"

    "Pidgeotto Use-"

    But before Falkner could issue out an order, someone threw a cupcake at Falkner's head. Falkner looked at the Audience to see who did it.

    "Hey! Who threw that cupcake!?" shouted the DUUURRRPP

    Arceus stopped munching on her cupcakes and looked around to see everyone looking at her.

    "WHAT?!?!" she shouted

    Everyone then stopped looking.

    "Well, I would consider that a- OH MY!! FALKNER'S PIDGEOTTO IS DOWN!!" said the HUUURRRPP

    Everyone(Except Falkner) said 'WHHHAAAAATTT!!!' including me. I then looked at the fainted Pidgeotto to see that it was covered in poisonous needles.

    "WOW! IT LOOKS LIKE THE EKANS STUNG THE BIRD WITH NEEDLES WHEN THEY WERE BOTH DISTRACTED!! DORMANT WINS!!!"

    "Umm... Isn't it against the rules to-" said an Audience member until Arceus silenced him with an intense stare that says 'SHUT UP!!!!'.

    "Well, It seems as though you have won." said Falkner as he approached me.

    "Yeah. Sorry about Ariel, she's you know crazy" I whispered at Falkner.

    "Yeah, Anyways Here's your badge." Falkner said as he gave me my first Gym Badge.

    I thanked Falkner and went back to my seat.

    "Alright Red, It's your turn." I said

    "Ha! With Pikachu on his side, he will destroy that pr*ck in a matter of seconds!!" said Arceus

    "Actually Arceus, I will be using my Three stolen starters. I figure they needed more training than Pikachu here" said Red

    "Pikachu!" said Pikachu

    "Oh well, I wish you well Red." said Gold

    "You better win! Or else....."

    Red then walked towards the platform, as I sat on Red's place and spectate on him.

    "And here we have our next contestant!! What's your name ki-OMG your eyes are red" said the Super Moron

    I heard the audience murmuring to each other for a while until one guy said.

    "Hey! His eyes are red! OMG your eyes are red"

    "OMG your eyes are red" said the entire audience (Except Gold, Arceus and me) simultaneously.

    "YEAH I KNOW!!!" shouted Red glaring at the audience with his fear inducing eyes.

    The Audience then silenced themselves like dogs following orders.

    "Err..... Okay, then. So... What's your name.... kid?" said the Foul man

    "My name is Red"

    "Fitting.... Anyways! It's Red vs Falkner! BEGIN!!"

    "Go! Pidgey!"

    "Go! Bulbasaur!" shouted Red

    "Bulbasaur!!?" said Gold in disbelief

    "Why did he start with a Grass-type?! Even I know that Grass is weak to Flying!" said Arceus

    "Well, Pidgey doesn't know any Flying-Type moves and Bulbasaur is quite a formidable Pokemon" I said

    With that being said, Bulbasaur managed to knock the Pidgey on the ground. The Pidgey stood up again, only to be tackled by the Grass- Type again. The Pidgey fell on the floor and didn't move.

    "Yeah!! Wait to go Red!" cheered Gold

    "BEAT THAT F*CKER'S BUTT!!!" shouted Arceus

    Down below, Falkner sent out his second Pokemon.

    "Pidgeotto! Go, and use Gust!"

    The Pidgeotto materialized from the Pokeball and immediately used Gust on Bulbasaur. The Bulbasaur didn't stand a chance and fainted by impact.

    "Go! Squirtle!!" I heard Red shouted

    "Woah! That Red kid owns a Bulbasaur AND a Squirtle!" said an Audience member

    "I thought trainer's should have ONE starter?!"

    "Maybe a friend gave him his or her starter"

    "Maybe he threatened them to give him their Pokemon. I think that kid is up to no good"

    "Hey! That's my friend your talking about!!" shouted Gold as he turns around to face the people who are talking about Red.

    "Che, That kid probably make you his friend. Either that, or that kid messed with your mind and made you believe his your friend" said the jerk

    "You're wrong!! Red is my best friend! He's not evil!"

    "Che, Keep telling yourself that kid. You're naive."

    Then, Arceus turns around and faced the jerks.

    "YOU LISTEN TO ME BUBS! IF YOU TALK ANY MORE ABOUT RED, I WILL CRUSH YOUR STUPID FACES WITH A BOULDER AND RIP OFF YOUR BRAIN AND FEED IT TO MAN EATING PSYDUCKS!! SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE ANNOYING THE CRAP OUT OF ME!!!"

    The jerks whimpered and nodded. Arceus then turn her face around and spectate the battle once more.

    "Thanks Arceus" said Gold

    "No problem, seriously those guys are annoying as f*ck!"

    "Sure, Annoying" said Gold

    "Do you want me to kill you now?!"

    "No sorry!"

    "That's what I thought."

    Meanwhile, Red's Squirtle fainted and the Pidgeotto looks worn-out. Red unleashes his final starter. His Charmander. He then ordered his lizard to use Ember. Falkner told Pidgeotto to blow away the flames by using Gust. Red then told Charmander to scratch the bird. Falkner told Pidgeotto to use Gust, but the attack missed. The Charmander successfully Scratched the Bird with his claws. Red then told Charmander to use Ember and the lizard breathed flames at the Pidgeotto's face. The bird got it's face on fire and the Pidgeotto then dropped on the floor with swirly eyes.

    "AND THE WINNER IS RED!!!" shouted the useless man

    I saw Falkner giving Red his first badge. I couldn't hear what he was saying because Arceus was shouting like crazy.

    As Red get off the platform, All three of us went down from the bleachers.

    "Well there you have it folks! Now it's time for a bathroom break, we'll see you back here in 20 minutes!" I heard the stupid one said

    "Yay! All of us won a badge!" said Gold

    "Yeah! All four of us beat the crap out of that F*cker's Pokemon!" said Arceus

    "Well, I could say is that we did pretty well" said Red

    "Come on, let's go we should get moving and find the rest of the Emeralds." I said

    "And badges!" added Gold

    "And badges, I think we should get more Pokemon. Red, your good. Arceus and Gold, we need more Pokemon."

    "Well, okay. You're the expert" said Arceus

    "We need to go to Route 32. It's at the south of the city."

    "Alright let's go"

    We all then walked out of the Gym with the rest of the Audience.



    "Hey Falkner, their gone" said the referee of stupidity

    "Okay, good" said Falkner.

    Then, Falkner wet his pants and fell on the floor crying his eyes out and wetting his pants like no tomorrow.

    "Oh boy, Fortuntely you and your father have the ability to hide your emotions. And I don't blame on what your doing. That lady is scary! That red boy too!!"

    "That.. Lady!! S-She's h-h-horrible!! WAH!! Why did I act sternly over her!!?! I'm an idiot!! I N-Now sh-she might kill me!!!"

    "Calm down, She hasn't kill you yet-"

    "She will! Next time I meet her!! I need to go somewhere where I'll never have to meet her again!!

    Falkner then stood up and walked to the door.

    "But first, I have to do something" he said



    "Well, I hope that blasted Gym Leader gets mauled by Ursarings the next time I meet him" said Arceus

    "I don't know, he's cool. And besides-" Red then stopped walking.

    "He never commented on my eyes!!" said Red happily.

    He seems so happy that he put his hand together and smiled happily.

    Then something happened.

    "Hey!!"

    We turn around and saw Falkner peering through the Gym door.

    "Yes?" said Red

    "OMG your eyes are red!"

    I heard glass shattering as Falkner went back in the Gym. Red looked at the Gym door with shock and disbelief as if he was saying 'Are you serious!?'.

    Red then fall in a comedic anime fashion.



    And that's Chapter 14!! Sorry there's no Agents or Grammar Police in this chapter. The Chapter is too long for me to make them. I hope you enjoy this chapter.

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    Hahaha Ijust love that last part with Falkner belated eye comment.
    Poor Falkner, everyones mean to him. He deserves it though for passing off crazy psycho arceus...
    *explosions*
    Ow. What I meant to say was that he totally deserved it footer pudding of the faircreator arceus, who is also Betty nice and beautiful (please don't kill me, please don't kill me, please don't kill me)
    Ok I survived, now I also noticed how you rushed through 3 gym battles, I also noticed how red apparently sucks since it took him 4 Pokemon to win where it only took everyone else one.

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    Hahaha Ijust love that last part with Falkner belated eye comment.
    Poor Falkner, everyones mean to him. He deserves it though for passing off crazy psycho arceus...
    Yeah, Falkner has the ability to compress his emotions. He only released his emotions when everyone is gone.

    Ow. What I meant to say was that he totally deserved it footer pudding of the faircreator arceus, who is also Betty nice and beautiful (please don't kill me, please don't kill me, please don't kill me)
    You need to look out for the Grammar Police because the grammar in this quote is not good.

    Ok I survived, now I also noticed how you rushed through 3 gym battles, I also noticed how red apparently sucks since it took him 4 Pokemon to win where it only took everyone else one.
    Red does not suck. He said that he'll be using his three starters that Prof. Oak gave to him. He hasn't use the starters yet so it makes sense for them to faint easily in Gym battle. Plus, he used three weak Pokemon to defeat the Gym Leader, he didn't even need to use Pikachu. I'd say he's a pretty good trainer.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dormant View Post
    Yeah, Falkner has the ability to compress his emotions. He only released his emotions when everyone is gone.



    You need to look out for the Grammar Police because the grammar in this quote is not good.



    Red does not suck. He said that he'll be using his three starters that Prof. Oak gave to him. He hasn't use the starters yet so it makes sense for them to faint easily in Gym battle. Plus, he used three weak Pokemon to defeat the Gym Leader, he didn't even need to use Pikachu. I'd say he's a pretty good trainer.
    The grammar police are almost completely useless, I don't think I have much to worry about.
    I didn't think of that, thank you.

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    Don't underestimate the Grammar Police. It's not their fault the universe is throwing crazy random stuff at them.


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    Of they were to come after me I'd into my own Pokemon world that i I would write...and throw weirder stuff at them.
    I think we should stop this now as we're gettingreally of topic.

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    I like this chapter. Although squishing three gym battles into a single chapter with nothing but that in the chapter is a little... odd, you made it work! Especially with (quoting deh74) 'Falkner's belated eye comment' at the end and just the downright humor of this chapter.

    Now, going by Dormant's thoughts, how does he have 8 Pokémon? Whoops, sorry, forgot that this fic defies anime logic. Wow, you've really outdone yourself, Dormant. Yelling so Pokémon can't hear commands, trainers keeping EIGHT Pokémon at a time... You're on a roll! Keep defying GameFreak like they've never been defied before! XD

    Oh Arceus...Still got to love her. She is definitely the most, er, outgoing character in this. Her personality is very unique, and I love (unable to decide one of many funny lines to quote) everything about her! Making Lady Gaga look good, murdering main characters, eating cupcakes, cursing all the time... She must have such a tough time! XD But, in all things sort-of serious and VERY random, she is awesome.

    I love Red's comical fall at the end as well.


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    I like this chapter. Although squishing three gym battles into a single chapter with nothing but that in the chapter is a little... odd, you made it work! Especially with (quoting deh74) 'Falkner's belated eye comment' at the end and just the downright humor of this chapter.
    Yeah, well I squished all three battles is because making three chapters of battling seems to be time consuming, so I decided to squish them all together. :P

    Now, going by Dormant's thoughts, how does he have 8 Pokémon? Whoops, sorry, forgot that this fic defies anime logic. Wow, you've really outdone yourself, Dormant. Yelling so Pokémon can't hear commands, trainers keeping EIGHT Pokémon at a time... You're on a roll! Keep defying GameFreak like they've never been defied before! XD
    If you're talking about Falkner, then yeah... Again, It would be time consuming if I kept making the Gym Leader go back and forth to the Pokemon Center and back to the Gym repeatedly. So I was like, Pfft, and make Falkner have either 8 Pokemon or have an ability to heal his two Pokemon instantly.

    Oh Arceus...Still got to love her. She is definitely the most, er, outgoing character in this. Her personality is very unique, and I love (unable to decide one of many funny lines to quote) everything about her! Making Lady Gaga look good, murdering main characters, eating cupcakes, cursing all the time... She must have such a tough time! XD But, in all things sort-of serious and VERY random, she is awesome.
    Yeah. Arceus is force to be reckoned with. It seems that everyone's favorite character of this fic is Arceus. I'm surprised that no-one has comment about the Agents. Agent Snorlax is awesome. But so are other characters. Like Arceus

    I love Red's comical fall at the end as well.
    Glad you like it! On to the new chapter!!

    Chapter 15: Story Telling and Explaining

    Agent Knight and Agent Snorlax ran from the Swarm and entered Route 32.

    "So Knight, What should we do now?" said Agent Snorlax

    "Hmm... I don't know, We could go to Lyra, but I've heard of new trainers challenging the Gym while we were running. Maybe we should go to the Gym and investigate."

    "But what of the girls?"

    "The girls....."

    Agent Knight sat on the ground and rubbed his chin.

    "Hmm....." pondered Agent Knight

    Agent Snorlax began to ponder as well. Then he realized something.

    "Say, Knight. What's going with Agent Tec and Agent Fate?"

    "Hmm?! Oh, I don't know actually. But, I know is when does two are together. Hoo boy, Things get crazy."

    "Really? How so?"

    "Well, let me tell you a story..."



    "Come on Agent Tec! M wants to see us!"

    In the Government Headquarters of the International Police. Agent Bruta Fate is knocking on Agent Tec Tonical's bedroom door.

    "Alright! Just wait!! I'm still shaving my beard, Bru! Be patient! Sheesh!"

    "Patient?! I've been knocking on your door for 30 minutes and you're telling me that YOU HAVEN'T FINISH SHAVING YOUR BEARD?!"

    "Uhh.... Yes?"

    "Agent Tec, What are you doing? Because the last time I saw you, your beard is a long and thick as a chihuahua's fur! And don't call me Bru!!"

    "Chihuahua's have no fur"

    "EXACTLY!! Agent Tec, if you don't come out I swear I will-"

    "Hey Hey what's going on here?!" said a new voice

    Agent Fate stopped talking and saw Agent Knight walking towards him.

    "Agent Fate, M called you and Agent Tec for about 30 minutes ago. M sent me here to see why your not there." said Agent Knight

    "Tell this stupid jackass to get his butt out of here!! I've been knocking on this door for a very long time and I swear Agent Tec, if you don't come out of here I will-"

    "Agent Fate, I think I should handle this."

    Agent Fate stared at Agent Knight and nodded, he moved away from door and Agent Knight starts knocking.

    "Agent Tec, come on out. You and Agent Fate here are late." said Agent Knight

    "A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to" replied Agent Tec

    "You're not a wizard you BUTT!!! Even if you are, you're the wizard of TRASH!!!" shouted Agent Fate

    "Fate! That's enough!! Try to calm down"

    "I AM CALM!!!"

    "What's his problem?" said Agent Tec

    Agent Fate had enough. He roared in anger with flames out of his mouth. He then pushed Agent Knight out of the way and began to punch the door with great rage. He punch and he punch and then BAM! The door dropped down, revealing Agent Tec who is lying on his bed with his blue polka dot pajamas on. Playing New Super Mario Bros 2 on his Nintendo 3ds.

    "Oh... ummm..Hey Bru... Heheh... It's n-not wh-what it looks like....." said Agent Tec with an expression that says 'Oh dear,I'm so screwed'

    Agent Knight sweatdropped while Agent Fate murderously stared at Agent Tec with flames going out of his nostrils.

    "DON'T. CALL. ME. BRU!!!" he shouted

    "AAAAHHH!! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"

    "YOU BASTARD!!! YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING GAMES THIS WHOLE TIME!?!? AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T GOT DRESSED YET!?!?!" shouted the angry Agent

    "I'm sorry!"

    "YOU'RE SORRY?!?! OHHHH, YOU'RE GONNA BE SORRY ALRIGHT!!! AFTER I'M DONE POUNDING YOUR STUPID FACE TO OBLIVION!!!"

    "Umm, did I say I'm sorry?"

    Before Agent Fate could massacre Agent Tec, Agent Knight stepped in and karate chopped Agent Fate's neck. Agent Fate then fall on the floor, unconscious.

    "Phew!! Thanks Knight, for the second there. I thought he would kill me!!"

    "He will, eventually. You should get dress, M is pretty upset that you two haven't arrived at his office yet."

    "Oww.. I was almost at the Final Boss..."

    "Is either that or you'll get murdered by a Very Angry Fate."

    "Well... I don't want that... Alright, I'll get dress."

    "Good"



    "Well, it turns out. M was so upset that he told us that he had already sent out other Agents to do the assignment. Heh, you should have seen Agent Fate face as well as him strangling Agent Tec. Boy, was that a mess."

    Back to Route 32, Agent Knight has finish recounting his tale.

    "Wow, those two are crazy...." said Agent Snorlax

    "Yeah, I know. He's also abnormally calm. Except when he is around Agent Tec, He can't even pretend to be calm more or less try to. Agent Tec is good at making even the calmest people go bonkers." said Agent Knight

    "So, Agent Knight. How are we going to get to the Gym?"

    "Well, I suppose we could just run for it."

    "Sounds like a plan!"

    And so, Agent Knight and Agent Snorlax ran back to the city.



    Back in Violet City, The Grammar Police went to the Plunger-removing shop to remove a plunger from an Officer's face.

    "Well sirs, I can assure you. Your friend here will have his face out of the plunger in no time!!" said the shopowner.

    "Thank you, Janodaya. I think you should scout outside for the moment. The other Officers seemed to be to stupid to even look out for the enemy." said Chief Thanatos

    "Yes sir!" said Officer Janodaya as he salute the Chief

    10 minutes later....

    Chief Thanatos went out of the shop and stand besides Janodaya.

    "The shop owner said that the Officer will be free in just some minutes. I figured I would talk to you while I wait my friend." said the Chief

    Officer Janodaya thought about this and think it's a good time to ask questions.

    "Sir, I have a question to make"

    "Hmm?!"

    "Well firstly, how come we have a hard time catching Dormant than the rest of the Authors?"

    "Ha! That's because Dormant is crafty. Do you know how we ended up catching these Authors?" said Chief Thanatos

    "Well, The Moderators of the Fan fiction's forum would locked up the Author's story making him/her unable to escape to their story. Making it easy for the Grammar Police to capture them instantly." said Officer Janodaya

    "That. But what IF the Author has already fled to their fan fiction?"

    "Hmm.... I don't know sir."

    "It's simple actually, Our badges have the ability to bring the Author to us instantly."

    "Huh?!"

    "That's right, All we have to do is, to tap our badges and the Author would instantly teleport right in front of the Officer who tap the badge."

    "But sir, if that's so easy. Why didn't we do that in the first place?!" said Officer Janodaya.

    "That's because. Dormant is a crafty bastard. He put a spell on the wormhole that teleported us here, that spell disabled our badges. I figured this out when we were outside Mt. Silver. I tapped my badge repeatedly and Dormant didn't appear. So I figured that he put a spell or something." said Chief Thanatos

    "He can use spells?"

    "Yeah, I saw in his apartment that there are some books on his desk labeled 'Defence Magic for Dummy's' and it turns out he didn't read a lot of it since I saw the bookmark marking the first 20 pages. I think."

    "Oh, I see. Say, why is there a shop for removing plungers from people's faces?"

    "I don't know my friend, this place is crazy. Plus, I've heard from the shop owner that someone in Kanto used a toilet, causing toilets to appear everywhere.... I know crazy right?"

    "Wait, Someone from the Pokemon World used a Toilet??!"

    "Yeah... Plus, I've heard from the shop owner, that his cousin was out selling Town Maps to trainers in Kanto and told me he encountered a Talking Grovyle that happens to be rambling about a Dunsparce. And that shop owner said he wasn't kidding. I figured that either the shop owner and the Town Map seller is crazy or this whole world is crazy."

    "Wow, Talking Grovyles."

    "I know right?"

    Chief Thanatos then heard his name being called and the two went back into the Shop.

    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    Everyone began running out of the shop with a scream. Only one man was left behind. He went outside and said.

    "Hey guys? Why are you all running?"

    Turns out that man has TWO BIG BULGING EYES. That man happens to be the poor Officer that has his face stuck on the plunger.



    Meanwhile in New Bark Town....

    "Boy, what happened here?"

    In order to answer Agent Snorlax's question on What's Agent Tec and Fate are doing. I'm going to show you what their doing.

    "I don't know. All I know is that over there, a big car that seemed to crash landed on the house. It seems to be one of ours." said Agent Fate

    "Dang, M is going to be upset when he hears about this" said Agent Tec

    "I hope whoever demolished this lab isn't part of the Agency. If it is, M would be force to do Brrr... Budget Cuts"

    "NOO!!! Dang! M already deduct 10 Pokedollars from my salary!! I can't survive if M has to do Budget Cuts!!"

    "Calm down Agent Tec!"

    "Easy for you to say. Bru."

    "Whatever! And Don't call me Bru! Anyways, it seems this town is a wreck and it seems as though no one is around here. I think we should go to Cherrygrove City. I bet they have answers."

    "Man, Bru! You're a genius!"

    "DON'T CALL ME BRU!!"

    "Whatever. Bru. Heheheh"

    Agent Fate have steam going out of his ears.

    "If you call me Bru again, I swear I will rip your head off, put it in an oven and feed your baked head to Rattatas!!"

    Agent Tec closed his mouth and nodded. He then followed Agent Fate as he stomps toward Cherrygrove City.


    "That fool..."

    "He left my wife."

    "He took away our son."

    "He left my wife.... Too die."

    "He didn't do anything"

    "He just took my son and leaves"

    "I still remember"

    "I remembered my wife."

    "I remembered my son"

    "I remembered....you"

    "And I remembered.... It"

    "I wish... I wish that you haven't came...."

    "It's YOUR Fault!!!"

    "You are a coward!!"

    "You only care for yourself!!"

    "You and that...thing are the banes of my life"

    "You could have called someone for help!!

    "But in the end... You're a coward

    "That's all you are"

    "A Coward"

    "...... I swear."

    "I will avenge my dear wife"

    "I will murder those who ruined my-no our lives!"

    "I'll start.... with you"



    And that's Chapter 15! This is what the Agents and the Grammar Police are doing during Chapter 14, since I didn't put their segment on. Man, I hope you guys like it. Too bad this chapter has no Arceus. But, I figured this chapter is a good way to expand some of the characters and explain some stuff.

    P.S. You might but don't have to, reread Chapter 8, I renamed Agent Tec and Agent Fate's name so that it won't be offensive to the Authors I based them on.

    So Dormant signing off..
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    Great chapter, as always.

    "I don't know my friend, this place is crazy. Plus, I've heard from the shop owner that someone in Kanto used a toilet, causing toilets to appear everywhere.... I know crazy right?"

    "Wait, Someone from the Pokemon World used a Toilet??!"

    "Yeah... Plus, I've heard from the shop owner, that his cousin was out selling Town Maps to trainers in Kanto and told me he encountered a Talking Grovyle that happens to be rambling about a Dunsparce. And that shop owner said he wasn't kidding. I figured that either the shop owner and the Town Map seller is crazy or this whole world is crazy."

    "Wow, Talking Grovyles."

    "I know right?"
    Hmm, this sounds familiar... But when I read this part, I cracked up laughing really loudly. And I would say the whole world is crazy.

    So, Chapter 15 is just what couldn't be included in Chapter 14 due to length? I personally think you should do chapters like this more often; ie, one with only a certain part and characters, and then have the others in the next chapter. Sometimes going back and forth between 3-4 settings and characters can get... A little fast paced, but not usually with this (I've seen it happen with other fics, though), so I think it's good you did it this way.

    Overall, great chapter as always!


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    Chapter 16: The Golden Sheep

    Previously on Author's Run

    "If he doesn't win, I'll kill him! GO GOLD!! BEAT THE SH*T OUT OF THAT SH*T!!!"

    "And the winner iiiiiiissssssssssss........ GOLD!!!"

    "YEEEEAAAHHH!!!! YOU SUCK FALKNER!!! WAY TO GO GOLD!!! YYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!"

    "Well, I would consider that a- OH MY!! FALKNER'S PIDGEOTTO IS DOWN!!"

    "Alright! Just wait!! I'm still shaving my beard, Bru! Be patient! Sheesh!"

    "Patient?! I've been knocking on your door for 30 minutes and you're telling me that YOU HAVEN'T FINISH SHAVING YOUR BEARD?!"


    "A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to"

    "DON'T. CALL. ME. BRU!!!"

    "Wow, Talking Grovyles."

    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH HHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    Now, back to Author's Run



    Me, Arceus, Gold and Red went to the Pokemon Center to heal up our Pokemon. After we healed our partners, we saw a juggler right in front of the building. Turns out, he is a berry merchant that sells berries in exchange for a shard. Since none of us has a shard, we left him and went to the Pokemart to buy some stuff.

    Fortunately, I have a lot of money and I bought tents for everyone incase we needed to camp. Gold and Red bought some potions and stuff, Red looked quite annoyed when the cashier guy said 'OMG your eyes are red'. Arceus however, is clueless on what to buy. I gave her some potions and tell her what they do. I told Arceus that I'll teach her camping later as well. Once we have done shopping for supplies, we headed towards the South exit and entered Route 32.

    The Route seems to be longer than the First Route we went through. There is a hill path in front of us and masses of trees besides a hill. I see there is a Route Gate on my right and a sign that points that the Route Gate leads to Ruins of Alps. I see a bridge up ahead, that seems to be stationed above the entire route and deduced that the bridge is the Magnet Train track.

    "Man, this route seems long" I said

    "Yeah... Hey I think we should capture more Pokemon around here. We can't rely on one Pokemon forever!" said Gold

    "Well, I'm good. I think the rest of you should get more Pokemon, I've already have 4" said Red

    I nodded and saw Arceus looking at a sign.

    "Ruins of Alph? Could it be..."

    "Hey Arceus? What's the matter?" I said

    "Oh, it's nothing..."

    "Really? Because-"

    "IT'S NOTHING!! IT IS NOTHING AND YOU BETTER LIKE IT!!!"

    "Okay!!"

    Then I heard a girly shriek.

    "EEEEEEEKKKKKK!!!"

    I turned around and saw Gold running around with a Sheep thing on top of his head.

    "What happened?!" I said

    "Well, Gold was looking around for Pokemon, until suddenly a Mareep just fell on top of Gold's Head" said Red and his Pikachu sweatdropping

    "Get it off of me!!!! GET IT OFF!!" shrieked Gold as he is running around with a Mareep on his head, waving his arms.

    Arceus and I sweatdropped.

    "Arceus...."

    Arceus didn't say a word. She use her telekinetic powers, and the Mareep is removed from Gold's Head. I watch as the Mareep levitates above Gold due to Arceus's power. The Mareep looked frightened and began waving it's four feet. Gold is still running back and forth, unaware that the Mareep is no longer on his head. Arceus then released the Mareep and the sheep fall towards the ground. Gold stopped running and saw the sheep falling, the sheep then landed on Gold's hands. Gold watched the Mareep he had caught.

    "There!! Now it's no longer on your head!! ARE YOU HAPPY??!!!" shouted Arceus

    "Y-Yes, I think." said Gold

    "So what are you going to do to that Mareep?" said Red

    "Well, I could just let go off him or her."

    "It's a boy" said Arceus

    "How do you know?" I said

    "WOMEN'S INTUITION!!!"

    "Rigggghhhhtttt...."

    "Well first things first. Why did you dropped on my head?!" said Gold to the Mareep

    "Maa...."

    "What did he said?" I ask

    "Ugghh.. Why must I be the translator... DON'T ANSWER THAT!!! Anyways, he said that he wants to know what it feels like to land on a human head, he also wants to to know how it feels to fall, and he also wants to join a trainer and thinks Gold looks good to join with."

    "Wait, you get all that from a single Maa?" I said

    "OF COURSE!!!"

    "Pokemon language is weird...."

    "Pika Pikachu!" said Red's Pikachu that is sitting on Red's shoulder.

    "He said that Pokemon Language is complicated"

    "I see...."

    "Wait a second. Mareep, you want to join me?" said Gold

    "Maa!!" said the Mareep gleefully

    "That's a yes" said Arceus

    "Sweet! I've got myself a new Pokemon! Alright Mareep, I'm going to capture you now!"

    Gold put the Mareep back on the ground and took out a Pokeball. He throwed the Pokeball at the Mareep and the Mareep turned into white energy and was sucked into the ball. The ball then clicked indicating the capture.

    "Yes!!"

    "Oh so that's how you capture a Pokemon" said Arceus

    "Well, it depends. Some Pokemon are able to resist capture. You either need a better Pokeball or weaken the Pokemon if you want to capture it. I know the fact that legendary Pokemon are harder to catch than regular Pokemon. It's near impossible to capture one Legendary with a standard Pokeball." I said

    "Oh, Glad I don't have worry about Trainers throwing Pokeballs at me." said Arceus

    "So, should we go on ahead or do we want to go to this Ruins of the Alph." said Red

    "Hmm.. I guess it wouldn't hurt to go to some ruins. I might find some fossils over there." I said

    "Yeah! I want to see some ruins too! What about you Arceus?" said Gold

    "Well, umm... I-err..."

    "Great! Let's go!"

    Before Arceus could open her mouth, Me, Red, and Gold began walking to the Ruins.



    Agent Knight and Agent Snorlax managed to lost the Swarm and reached the Gym. They have been running when they entered the city again, and the Swarm immediately chase after them. Luckily, The Swarm lost track of them as the Agents kept on turning left and right through the city.

    "Phew! I'm glad we lost the girls" said Agent Snorlax

    "Yeah, come on. Let's talk to the Gym Leader" said Agent Knight

    But as he goes near the door, the door won't opened.

    "Huh? That's weird, Aren't doors automatic?" said Agent Knight

    "Maybe their closed?"

    "Hmm..."

    Agent Knight then knocked the door.

    "Go away!! We're closed for the moment!" said a person in the Gym.

    "Are you the one they called Falkner?" said Agent Knight

    "Y-Yes!! P-Please go away..."

    "Sir, have you seen a Purple suited man, a White Lady and a couple of boys?"

    "Y-YES!! THAT LADY IS HORRIBLE!! Sh-She insulted m-me, she th-threatened me, she's even sc-scary! That Red boy as well!!" said Falkner

    "Oh my" said Agent Snorlax

    "What's their name?" said Agent Knight

    "W-Who are you people?!"

    "We are Agents from the International Police, please sir, can you please name the Purple Suited Man and the White Lady?"

    "O-Okay, The purple man's name is-"

    "OMG!! LOOK IS THE HOT GUY!!!"

    Agent Knight and Snorlax looked too their left to see a school girl pointing at them.

    "Oh no, it's-"

    Then a flood of school girls come rushing towards the Agents.

    "It's the Swarm!! RUN!!"

    Agent Knight shouted and the two Agents run for their lives from the Swarm.



    The Grammar Police are walking towards the Gym. Chief Thanatos speculate that I would be at the Gym. He told Officer Janodaya that I would probably be at the Gym to make my Pokemon stronger. Then it happened.

    "Umm, Chief?" said an Officer

    "What?"

    "I have a bad feeling that something is about to happen."

    "Oh boy, I wonder what it's going to be. A giant foot from the sky? An Ursaring Attack? Or perhaps a Giant Man Eating Torchic that breaths poisonous Snowcones from it's butt?!"

    Then a Psyduck appeared and is staring at Chief Thanatos. The Chief stared at the Psyduck waiting to see what it will do.

    'I bet this Psyduck here would do something that would injure us and make my Officers dumber!' thought Chief Thanatos

    The Officers are looking at the Psyduck as well, Of what horrors would this Psyduck do to them? Would it grow into a Giant and squash them? Would it shoot laser beams? Or would it transformed into a truck and ran them over? Then the Psyduck began to move. The Officers cower in fear as the Psyduck......





















    ....farted

    The Psyduck farted and left

    All the Officers fall in anime fashion.



    The four of us entered the Ruins of Alph. The road seems to be made of sandstone. There is a house next to us that has a sign that says 'Pokemon Research Office'. There are house like structures throughout the area, I'm guessing those are the ruins.

    Gold spoke up "Wow, look at those buildings!! They look old!"

    "Yeah. Very old..." said Red

    "Huh, They look as old as Spear Pillar..." said Arceus

    Then, I saw the Office door opened and a man stepped through it. The man then walked towards us.

    "Why hello, welcome to the Ruins of Alphs. I'm guessing all four of you are trainers?" said the man

    "Yeah! My name's Gold, This is Red, This is Ariel and This is Dormant!"

    "Hoho! How swell! I am a researcher of this ruins! I don't need to tell you my name. Anyways, as you can see, these ruins have been here for a quite a while now. And deep down there are a bunch of weird writings on the wall. We researches think that these writings are actually Pokemon"

    "Wait, did you say that the writings in the ruins are Pokemon?!" said Gold

    "Why yes! They are in fact Unowns! Now-"

    "WAIT! What did you say?!" said Arceus

    "Umm, Unowns?"

    "Unowns..."

    "Umm... Ariel? Are you okay?" I said

    "Yeah... This Unowns... Are they active?"

    The man looked suspiciously on Arceus.

    "Well, um not right now. Say I think we should go into the ruins...." said the man

    "Why?" said Red

    "Because, I have a feeling. And those.... bracelets....."

    "Huh? What about my bracelets?!" said Arceus

    "They look.. odd.... and... somehow......" the man pondered for a moment and turn back to us.

    "Alright! Everyone! Into the ruins!"

    Gold, Red and I don't know what's going on. Well actually, I have a feeling that somehow... Arceus and this ruins are.. connected. I remembered reading something on Serebii but I can't remember. Nevertheless, All four of us followed the man into the ruins.


    One moment later...


    The inside of the ruins looks like a labyrinth. I look at the walls and sure enough. The writings on the wall are Unowns, and I've heard they are one of the useless Pokemon in the world

    "This place...." said Arceus

    "Wow! These letters have eyes!! So these are Unowns?!" said Gold

    "Why yes and- WHAT THE?!"

    The man shouted and I think I know why. The Unowns have peeled themselves off the wall and many of them began circling around the four of us.

    And then, we vanished.



    Oohh.. The Ruins of the Alph event.... Ooohhh.... Sorry if this chapter seems rushed. I'm quite busy. I've recently ordered a banner. And I'm quite nervous.

    So Dormant signing off..
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    Chapter 17: The Creator

    You know how I feel right now?

    Cold.

    So Cold.

    So Very Freaking Cold that my body feels like it's about to freeze.

    I was lying on some snow, face flat. I pulled myself up and saw that we're in some sort of Mountain Snow path. The path seems to go forward and backwards only, no intersection, no turns, just a straight path. But then again, I couldn't see clearly since there's a freaking blizzard in front of my face. I looked to my both sides to see Gold, Red and Arceus pulling themselves up.

    "Ugghh... Where are we?" said Gold

    "Man, I feel so.... cold...." said Red

    "Pika..."

    "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! MY FACE IS ON FFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE EEEE!!!! NO WAIT. MY FACE IS F*CKING FREEZING!!!" shouted You know who.

    "Hey, What's over there?" I said

    I looked ahead and saw some sort of temple.

    "Wait a minute, what's going on here?"

    "That's exactly what I want to know" said a new voice

    We jumped and turn around to see a hiker.

    "Hello there! How about we come inside? It's freezing out here!" said The Hiker

    All of us nodded and followed the Hiker back to his house.


    Few moments later


    We've arrived at the Hiker's cabin. And it's very warm in here. The Cabin is in a reasonable size, it has a table, a fireplace, some machines with an Abra besides it. There's a lady sitting by the table.

    "Welcome to my Cabin!"

    "Wow, it's warm in here!" said Gold

    "Thanks mister. My names Red, This is Gold, This is Dormant and this is Ariel" said Red introducing us.

    "Say, who's that?" said Arceus pointing at the lady.

    The lady turned around to reveal a very familiar face. Before I could say anything. Gold exclaims:

    "OMG! YOU'RE CYNTHIA!!"

    "Cynthi- Who?" said Arceus

    "CYNTHIA!! SHE'S THE CHAMPION OF THE SINNOH REGION!!"

    "Sinnoh?" said Arceus. Gold ignored her and focus on Cynthia

    "IT'S A GREAT HONOR TO MEET YOU CYNTHIA!! I'VE REMEMBERED WATCHING YOU DEFEAT LANCE IN THE ANNUAL CHAMPION TOURNAMENT!!"

    "Haha, Yes. I remembered that. Anyway yes, I am Cynthia. I heard about your names and- OMG your eyes are red" said Cynthia

    Red walked up to the wall and banged his head on it. His Pikachu just sweatdropped and patted Red's back.

    "Yeah, you're not the only one to say that..." I explained

    "Oh well then I'm sorry. So, what brings you four out here without proper equipment? In fact, how did you four get here in the first place?" said Cynthia

    "Well, We were visiting the Ruins of the Alphs but then a bunch of Unowns surrounded and teleported us here" explained Gold

    "Now why would the Unowns do that?" said the Hiker

    "Wait a minute" said Arceus

    We all looked at her. I wonder why she's acting strange. I feel like something would happen if you bring Arceus to the Ruins of Alphs.....

    "Where are we?" she said

    Cynthia looked skeptically at Arceus. She then responded.

    "Well, we are at a very important Temple."

    "What temple?" said Gold

    Cynthia looked at us and said these words.

    "The temple of Arceus, Sinjoh Ruins"

    Red, Gold and I was surprised to hear that.

    "A temple... for Arceus?" said Gold

    "Pika pii?" said the Pikachu

    Cynthia nodded. "Yes, it is created by the two cultures. The Johtonians and the Sinnoh people. Some Sinnoh people came to migrate here. They met up with the inhabitants of this region and build a temple for the Great Creator Arceus."

    "Wow..." said Gold

    "So.. the temple is here?" said Red

    "Yes, And I think we should go there right now."

    "Huh?"

    "I have a feeling around you four, especially the women. Call it trainer's intuition. Or rather Women's intuition. I have a feeling that something will happen if we five go over there. Plus, It would be easier to explain about the temple when we're over there." said Cynthia

    Then, I remembered.

    "OH!!" I shouted

    I saw everyone looking at me.

    "It's a.... nothing."

    Cynthia nodded. "Alright, let's go"

    Then all five of us went out of the cabin, leaving behind the Hiker who just stayed behind looking at his fireplace.



    The blizzard is as blizzardy as ever. Fortunately, Cynthia called out her Roserade and told the Pokemon to use Sunny Day. The blizzard then ceased and everything looks clearer now. I looked up ahead and saw an enormous temple. Cynthia recalled her Pokemon and walked ahead of us, while all four of us walked behind her. We then discuss some stuff without Cynthia hearing us.

    "Wow Arceus, You have a temple!" said Gold

    "Pfft! Of course I have! I did create everything! But this temple here.... It feels... different...." said Arceus

    "Man, I keep forgetting that one of friends is the Almighty Deity that created this very Universe." said Red

    "Pika pikachu!" said the Pikachu agreeing with Red

    "Yeah.... So why do you feel different here Arceus?" I said knowing what's this place purpose.

    "Hmm... Maybe it just reminded me of home...."

    "Home?" said Gold

    "Here we are" said Cynthia ahead us.

    We've arrived at the big temple. Cynthia entered the place and we followed. Once we've been inside we saw the inside the temple with awe. The floor is made of cobblestone(Not Minecraft mind you) there's a row of statues at the side of the walkway, that leads to a triangular stage. I saw the other's faces to see their reaction. Gold and Red and his Pikachu looked amazed at the look inside of the temple. Arceus looks quite edgy.

    "This is the Mystri Stage. The mythical stage built to show respect for Arceus. It is said that people used to celebrate its magnificent might with music and dance. Some people in Johto still pass down this tradition." said Cynthia pointing at the triangular stage

    "Wow! People dance on that stage for Arceus?!" said Gold in wonder.

    Cynthia nodded "Indeed, Let's go on the platform. I would like to show all of you something."

    The five of them climbed on top of the platform. The stage has three circular pattern on the corners of the triangle. There is also a big circular pattern in the middle as well.

    "According to an ancient document, time, space, and antimatter, or what combined we call the world, shall be born when Arceus stands on the Mystri Stage. This is where one might say, "The lead enters the Mystri Stage at last." All my study of ruins and Pokémon mythology in Sinnoh may have been to bring you up on this stage here today... Depicted on the Mystri Stage are the Pokémon that shaped this world. The circle in the middle is Arceus, the origin of it all..."

    "Wow...." said Gold

    "So, if Arceus is in the middle..." said Red

    "The circles you see at the corner of this stage, represents the three Dragons that Arceus has created. The pattern at the left corner represents Dialga, the Guardian of Time. The right corner represents Palkia, the Master of Space and Dimensions. The top corner represents Giratina, the ruler of the world that is on the opposite side of ours, the world of antimatter..."

    "Wow... Wait, A world opposite of ours?" said Gold

    "Yes, the Distortion World. It's a world opposite of ours. That world only has one inhabitant. Giratina." said Cynthia

    "Do other worlds have a Distortion World?" I ask

    "Err... Um.... It's complicated... Say, Ariel is it? You seemed to be edgy around here. Is something wrong?"

    We all looked at Arceus. She seems to be looking at the middle circle with a weird interest, Red and Gold probably speculate that she's looking at that circle is because, it represents her....

    "Huh? Oh I'm okay..." said Arceus

    "Are you sure? Because-" said Gold

    "I'M OKAY AND YOU BETTER LIKE IT!!!!"

    "Okay...."

    "Say, I've got a question for you Ariel" said Cynthia looking skeptically at Arceus

    "Yeah? What is it?"

    "Well, Where did you get does bracelets?"

    "Huh? What did you mean?" said Arceus

    "Well, does bracelets.... They look... familiar... Where did you get them?"

    "Umm.... Uhh..Well.... In the.... Bookstore?"

    "Bookstore?"

    "Arceus... Bookstores don't sell bracelets..." said Gold sweatdropping

    "Wait! Did he called you 'Arceus'?!" said Cynthia

    We all looked at Gold who covered his mouth.

    "Hold on a minute. Not only do I feel something strange about Ariel. But her clothing... Those bracelets look exactly like the ring that surrounds Arceus itself!!" said Cynthia

    "DON'T CALL ME IT!!! JUST BECAUSE I HAVE NO F*CKING GENDER DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU CALL ME IT!!!" shouted Arceus

    "You?"

    "Oh for a love of. YES! SHE IS ARCEUS!!!" I shouted as I'm sick of us trying to hide Arceus' identity since it seems very futile now.

    Then everyone started looking at me.

    "Did you say that this lady here is Arceus it-herself?"

    "Dormant!!" shouted Gold

    "What?! Oh come on Gold! Even a fool could figure it out by now!"

    "But the fool would want to see it for herself" Cynthia said. "If you're really Arceus, could you show your True Form on the Stage right now?"

    "Huh? Why?! Oh alright fine! I'll show you all my AWESOMENESS!!" she shouted.

    Arceus stepped in the middle of the platform. Then she began to ingulf herself in light. The light shined brighter and then the shinning stopped. The crazy cupcake loving lady is replace with a majestic centaur like creature with a giant golden ring around it's body.

    "My God....." said Gold in awe

    "Pika..." said The Pikachu in awe as well.

    "So it's true! The power that I felt was the power of Arceus it-I mean herself!!" said Cynthia

    "Wow, this entire time.... We've been hunging out.... with... a God..." said Red

    I could tell Arceus is enjoying the awes from the people in the room. Since I've already known Arceus, I did not stared at her with awe. I just looked at her as if she's the same as ever. I look back at Cynthia and my friends to see they are bowing to Arceus.

    "Man, It feels good to be bowed to!!" said Arceus telepathically since she's got no mouth.

    "It is an honor to meet you in person, Arceus" said Cynthia

    "Yes yes. Well. Do you have any cupcakes?"

    Well, Arceus is as same as ever. A Cupcake loving, profanity throwing, badass lady.

    "Umm... No"

    "Damnnit!"

    "Wow Arceus, You look amazing!" said Gold

    "WHAT?! YOU THINK I WOULD LOOK SH*T OR SOMETHING?!?!"

    "Yes... I MEAN NO! No no no!"

    "I thought so."

    'Wow, From all the text I read about her. I've never suspect that the Almighty Arceus would be like this. Sigh... Oh well, the text didn't say what she would be a generous loving being. Heck, they didn't even say a thing about her except from the fact that she created everything. Hey wait a minute, Oh yeah!'

    "Arceus." said Cynthia

    "Yes?"

    "It is said that you would show a glimpse of your true power. The power of possibly making life appear out of nothing... to the ones you deemed worthy...." said Cynthia

    "Really!? You mean Arceus would create a Pokemon for us?!" said Gold

    "Not just any Pokemon. She will create one of the dragons of Sinnoh Myth. Dialga, Palkia and Giratina."

    "Wow!! Arceus! Can you make one for us!?" said Gold jumping wildly

    "Umm... no"

    "What! Why?!"

    "Because... I deemed NONE of you worthy! Well... Except Red, he seems good. Dormant, well... He did give me that awesome cupcake last year. Cynthia looks worthy too. But you...."

    "Oh come on Arceus! PLEAAAAAASSSSSSSSEEE?!" said Gold putting the puppy eye trick on Arceus

    "OH NO! NOT THE PUPPY EYES!! ARGGHHH FINE! I'LL MAKE ONE OF YOU, ONE OF THE CREATION TRIO!! ARE YOU HAPPY SL*T?!" shouted Arceus

    "Yay! So wait, which one of us should get a legendary?" said Gold

    "I DON'T KNOW!! YOU SAID YOU WANT IT SELFISH BOY!!"

    "Yeah, but. You guys can have a legendary if you want to..."

    "Nah, I don't feel like I need an Uber Legendary Pokemon." I said

    "I'm good with my current team actually. I've already got four Pokemon so I'm good." said Red

    "I'm a Champion of the Sinnoh region. I've reached that title with my own Pokemon. I don't need a legendary Pokemon on my side." said Cynthia

    "Well it seems that none of you, except Gold, wants a Legendary Pokemon. FINE!!"

    "Awesome!! I'M GETTING MYSELF A LEGENDARY POKEMON!!"

    Gold was pumping his fist up and then do the shuffle. Me, Red and his Pikachu, Cynthia sweatdropped at looking at his silly dance.

    "STOP DANCING!!! YOU'RE MURDERING MY EYES!!! JUST PICK ONE OF THE CREATION TRIO AND GO TOUCH YOURSELF SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!" shouted Arceus.

    Gold stopped dancing and began pondering.

    "Sorry! Sorry! Hmm, what Pokemon should I pick.... A Pokemon that rules space, a Pokemon that rules time, or a Pokemon that rules... something."

    "ANTIMATTER!!!!"

    "Oh! Right. Sorry!! Hmm.... Well, I do have a problem at knowing what time is it so..... Hey, What do the three look like?" said Gold

    "They look like this" Cynthia said. She tooked out a stone tablet from her coat(How can that coat hold a big stone tablet I'm not sure). The stone tablet holds three pictures of the Creation Trio. One looks like a Horse with a diamond on his chest and a big forehead. The other one looks like a...... sorry I don't know how to describe Palkia. The last one looks like a serpent with with tendrils on it's back and have stripes on it's body.

    "The first one is Dialga, right beside it is Palkia. The last one is Giratina. Gold, becareful on who you pick. For you see you're about to own not just a Pokemon. But a god that rules one of the key elements to the universe." said Cynthia

    "Oh boy, this is gonna be tough. Urm.... Well.... Um..................Uhh........................... ..........Hmm.................................How-..................................I-no...............................................U hh..... Wh-................................................We ll I could- no................................................ .............................Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-"

    "JUST PICK ONE ALREADY!!!"

    "I'M TRYING TO PICK AS FAST AS POSSIBLE!!!"

    "WELL PICK FASTER!!!"

    "N-"

    "EVERYONE!! Please!! Do you remembered that happened last time!!?" I shouted

    "Oh right." said Arceus

    "Yeah...." said Gold

    "What happened last time?" said Cynthia

    "It's... a long story" said Red

    "Pika...."

    "Hmm.... Well, Dialga looks nice-"

    "CLOSE ENOUGH!! I WILL NOW CREATE DIALGA!!!!"

    "Huh!? Waitwaitwaitwait!!"

    "TOO LATE!!"

    Then all of the sudden, many Unowns appeared out of nowhere and began surrounding Arceus.

    "It's-! It's starting!!" said Cynthia

    "Oh my! Wha-What's happening?!" said Gold frantically

    "Sh-She's beginning to create Dialga!!"

    Then the Unowns circled closer and closer to Arceus. Arceus then emits a field of light that ingulfs her and the Unowns close by her. The light glows brighter and brighter and then in a flash, the whole room had gone dark.

    Then, an ominous sound began to play. Then alot of weird things started happening. First, the room started to flash circular lights, then Arceus' eyes glows red. And then she started using..... Google images. First there's skies then there's cells and then there's space and etc in the whole room as if the entire place is one big TV screen. Basically we're looking at what happens when a man uses Acid. We see a ton of weird and ironically, meaningful stuff. Then after 3-4 minutes, the room went back to normal.

    I started to blink my eyes along with my fellow friends. Gold, Red, his Pikachu and Cynthia began to think what just happened.

    "Wow..." said Gold.

    And then suddenly, a shiny blue egg appeared! On top of Arceus' Head. The egg fly in circles around Arceus and Gold, then the egg stopped and landed on Gold's hand. Gold has received a Dialga.... Egg.

    "Oh my God... That was AMAZING!! Let's do it again!!!" shouted Gold

    "Ugghh... Wow, that was... trippy...." said Red

    "Pika..."

    "Yeah, I know." I said

    I saw Cynthia looking at the egg that Gold is holding.

    "That shining sphere... Could it be...an Egg? Did we just witness the very moment an Egg was brought to this world? A moment no one has ever seen? An Egg is the cradle of every being. The planet itself is an Egg in a sense... Life that comes from an Egg will come to an end in due course... to begin anew... That may be what Arceus wanted to show us."

    "Yeah. That, and also interesting pictures I found on the internet" said Arceus

    "Wait, the planet is an egg?" said Gold

    "No, it's a metaphor" said Cynthia

    "Ohh..."

    "Huh, How come there were no cupcake pictures?" I ask

    "I said INTERESTING. Not uber interesting. Those cupcake pictures are mine!"

    "I see..."

    "Wow!! I've got myself a legendary Pokemon!"

    "Correction! You've got yourself a Legendary Pokemon..... Egg." said Arceus

    "Awesome! Thanks Arceus! So when will the egg hatch?!"

    "Umm.... 700 years"

    "WHAT?!"

    "Nah! I'm joking. I think it would take months for it to hatch. Oh, and Gold"

    "Yeah?"

    "YOU BETTER TAKE CARE OF MY FREAKING EGG OR ELSE I WILL F*CKING KILL YOUR FACE!!!!!!"

    "Okay! Don't worry! I won't let this egg go to harms way! I promise! Now please don't kill me nor my face...." said Gold frantically.

    "Well Gold, looks like you've got yourselve another egg to hatch! Now-"

    Then something began moving in Gold's bag.

    "Huh?! What the-"

    Gold took out something from his bag. It was the egg that Mr. Pokemon gave to Gold. The egg is moving wildly as it was about to burst!

    Everyone looked at the egg with anticipation.

    Then the egg hatched.



    Chapter 17 is done! Man, Of course I would add the Arceus Event in this story! Looks like Gold will own a Dialga in the future. But in meantime, he would still be using his regular Pokemon.

    So Dormant signing off..
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    Why do I fell that it's not going to be a togepi that comes out of that egg? Or a Mareep, or a slugma, or a wiper?
    This Dialga thing isn't going to end well...
    I still feel bad for Falkner, he's really pathetic...
    Yay gold caught a Mareep! I like Mareep, they're cute and fluffy.

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    Chapter 18: Info Gathering

    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    The Agents are running all over Violet City from the Swarm.

    "Agent Knight!! What should we do?!?! I'm getting tired!!! My species don't run!!" said Agent Snorlax while running with Agent Knight

    "I don't know!!! I wish Agent Tec was here!! He'll be a perfect target for the Swarm!!!"

    They kept running and turn to the corner of a building. The two ran through the corner to see it ended in a dead end. The Agents looked at the brick wall in front of them and slowly turn around. Now, in front of them, is the Swarm.

    "Hello Pretty boy. Want to go out with me?" said a fat ugly Schoolgirl

    "No way! He's mine!!" said another schoolgirl

    "NO!! HE IS MIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!" shrieked a schoolgirl

    Then the Swarm began fighting amongs themselves over who gets Agent Knight. The Agents looked shock.

    "W-What ar-are we gonna do?! Knight?!" said Agent Snorlax

    "Uhh..... OH! I know! HEY LADIES!!" shouted Agent Knight

    The Swarm stopped fighting and looked at Agent Knight

    "Yes?" said a schoolgirl. Agent Knight coughed.

    "I HAVE AIDS!!"

    The Swarm looked at him wide eyed and scream. The Swarm then ran away from the two Agents. Agent Snorlax looked at Agent Knight with shock.

    "Wow Agent Knight! You scared them away!" said Agent Snorlax

    "Yeah, I knew girls won't want to hang with a guy with AIDS. So I lied about having them!"

    "What do we do now?"

    "Hmm... Well we could go back to the Gym....."

    "But that Gym guy seemed to be traumatized."

    "Yeah.... Maybe we should go to Azalea Town. I bet my nickers that our targets will be there"

    "Yeah. That's true."

    "Come on. Let's go"

    And so the Agents move out.



    The Grammar Police is marching through the city. Officer Janodaya recommended that they should ask people around.

    "Well my friend. I don't see why not. Let's start with the Gym. We'll might get more info over there" said Chief Thanatos.


    5 minutes later.


    The Grammar Police has reach the Gym. The Gym has a sign that says 'Closed till further notice' on the glass wall.

    "Drat! The Gym is closed! How are we gonna talk to the leader now?!" said the Chief

    Then, a stupid fat man walked out of the Gym and faced the Grammar Police.

    "Hello. I saw all of you out of the Gym. Are you the Police?" said the DURPO

    "No, we ar- uhh... A.... Bunch of people dressed up as the Police!" said the Chief

    "But chief! Aren't we-" said an Officer

    "SHUT UP! Anyways, have you seen a purple man with a cowboy hat around?"

    "Who? Dormant?"

    "Yes! That guy!" said Chief Thanatos

    "Well.... he and his other friends came here for a Gym battle-"

    "Wait. Did you say friends?"

    "Why yes. They're Gold, Red Brr.... And Ariel........Brr...." said The Drunk Lord.

    "Gold and Red!?"

    "Yes."

    Chief Thanatos looked at the man and nodded. He and the rest of his squadron then left.

    "Chief! What's going on? Who's Ariel, Red and Gold?" said Officer Janodaya

    "I don't know who Ariel is, but. Red and Gold...... I wonder if their the same one as in the games...." said Chief Thanatos

    "But, Red shouldn't be in Johto! He should be at the Kanto region! Or maybe Mt. Silver!"

    "Yes, maybe there're just different people.... Janodaya."

    "Yes?"

    "Can your Gallade teleport us to Azalea town?"

    "Umm... No sir. He's still tired from teleporting all of us here."

    "Then it looks like we have to walk. MEN! Let's move out!" shouted Chief Thanatos

    "Yes mam!"

    "Yeeeeeeeessssssshhhhhhhhh!"

    "Moo."

    "My names Larry! Mah ah ah ah!"

    "Ugghh.... I hope they'll stop being stupid. I am so sick and tired of them being dumb and- OH COME ON!!!!"

    An Officer has a plunger on his face.



    Back in Sinjoh Ruins.

    Gold's egg has hatched.

    And inside the egg.

    Is................................................ .................................................. .................................................. ........................................




















    "Happi!"

    A Happiny!

    "Wow! The egg hatch!" said Gold

    "It's a Happiny!" I said

    "Oww, It's cute!" said Red

    "Pika!!" agreed Pikachu

    "Yeah, Congratulations Gold. You got yourself a Happiny" said Cynthia

    "She has a f*cking egg on her pouch" said Arceus

    "Arceus! Don't cuss in front off a baby! And it's not an egg! It's an Oval Stone for Pete sake!" I said

    "Oh yeah right....."

    The Happiny looked around her surroundings. She saw Gold looking at her and giggled.

    "Well, she seems to like you Gold" said Cynthia

    "How do you both know-"

    "WOMEN'S INTUITION!!" shouted both Arceus and Cynthia

    "And also the Chansey line is all female" I added

    "Hey there little fella." said Red

    I looked at saw Red kneeling down, looking happily at the Happiny. Then, the Happiny started crying.

    "Happi-i-i....!!" cried the Pokemon

    "RED!!! WHAT THE F*CK DID YOU DO?!?!" shouted Arceus

    "I-I d-din't do anything!!" said Red hysterically

    "Arceus! Stop throwing bad words in front of a freaking baby!!!" I cried

    "Arceus! Do you know why the Happiny's crying?" said Cynthia the same time as I did.

    Arceus looked at the Happiny to analyze why she's crying.

    "Hmm..... OH! SHE JUST SAID 'OMG Your eyes are red' JUST NOW!!!"

    I heard glass shattering and looked at Red. Red's face is white and his expression is 'You've gotta be kidding me'. And Red fell backwards and fainted.

    "Red!" Gold grabbed his Happiny and ran to Red's side.

    "Pika pii!" said Pikachu that is beside Red.

    "He's unconscious everyone!" said Gold

    "What? You think he died or something?" said Arceus

    "No, I'm just...you know...."

    "We understand Gold. Now I've got a question. Why is Arceus here? Why is she with you three? Why assume a mortal form?" said Cynthia

    I look at Arceus to see if it's okay to answer.

    "Well, I was...... bored." said Arceus

    "Bored?"

    "Yes, bored. I decided to join with these people to see how it feels to be a human."

    "Why these three?"

    "Well err..... you see err................ NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!"

    "Okay..... So you join these three to see how it feels to be human?"

    "Yep!"

    "Hmm.. Okay. I understand."

    "Excellent. Cynthia, can you not tell anyone about this? It's a secret you know." I said

    Cynthia nodded. "Sure. In truth I want to ask Arceus a bunch of questions. But due to your friend's status, I guess I could wait."

    "Thanks Cynthia, Arceus! Can you teleport us back to the Ruins?"

    "Sure. Hey! Unowns! Get us back now!" shouted Arceus

    Arceus then transformed back to her mortal form.

    "Well, thanks again Cynthia! It time for us to go back to Johto." I said

    "Yeah. Hey Dormant? Can you help me with Red? I can't pick him up" said Gold as he is holding up Red's unconscious body.

    I walked towards them and lift up Red's legs. Pikachu and Happiny decided to climb on top of Red's body, which make things more heavier.

    "Say, What are you going to do Cynthia?" said Gold

    "I'll be investigating the ruins. There are somethings that I wanted to know." she said

    "Alright everyone! The Unowns are teleporting us back!" said Arceus as she walk over us.

    Then, a bunch of Unowns circled around us.

    And all I see is light.



    The light has stop shinning and I saw, to my surprise, that we're not at the ruins. Instead, We found ourselves in front of a town.

    "Uhh... Arceus. This isn't the ruins...." said Gold

    "Ugghh... Those Unowns marked the wrong coordinates! But oh well, We've reached our destination! Look at the sign!" said Arceus

    She pointed the sign next to me.

    It says. 'Azalea Town'.



    Chapter done! Hey guys, I hope you like this chapter. Because the next two chapters will be....... unexpected.

    So Dormant signing off..
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    Haha, great chapter as always! And just because I feel like it, I'm going to play the Give-A-Character-A-Long-ish-Name-That-Describes-Their-Personality Game!

    Dormant: An awesome writer.

    Arceus: The girl with women's intuition who doesn't care if the whole Pokemon world now grows up cursing at age two because of her

    Red: The comical fainter

    Gold: The future Pokemon Daycare Man XD Well, he has a lot of eggs...

    The Grammar Police: A group of idiots who fail at using plungers because of a certain someone...

    Agent Kinght: The first person I've ever heard say have AIDS when they actually don't o_O

    Snorlax: A lazy oaf who can't run because his metabolism is too low. XD

    And now I will die, but only because Arceus is going to murder me.

    Arceus, HOW DARE YOU CURSE IN FRONT OF A LITTLE BABY?!? YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!!! ASHAMED!!! XD


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