I will find my opponent and when we battle I will literally spank the sensei.
*I will show him the barbaric wrath that besieged the temples of Rome.
*I will show him That no mountain or rumbling volcano can slow my path.
*I will show him why Ron Jeremy Looks to me for advice.
*I will savagely Go into battle and Dragon Dance every chance I can to raise my attack and speed.
*I will Show him my latest mix tape featuring Busta Rhymes and lil john yelling constantly, "OOOKAAAY".
*I will show him whats it like to be on the receiving end of my endless hax.
*I will show him no mercy
*I will show the grand decor of my attacks as I yell out their names while im attacking.
*I will stop talking now and contact my unlucky opponent for an *** whooping he shall never forget.