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    Default What would they never EVER say (not in a million years)?

    Example:

    Ash: Dammit, Pikachu! You should've beaten that Panpour! I hate you.

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    Ash: Screw all the merchandise Pokemon *tosses them out of the window*, hello FE powerhouses.
    Iris: (to Ash) What an adult!
    Trip: Kanto is an awesome place! *fangirl screams*

    The Trip one is pretty much impossibru since Ash's BW rivals has never appeared since the league. Meh.

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    Pikachu: Pika Pika! (Still got that Thunderstone?)
    Ash: Hello nurse!!!
    Brock: OH NO ITS AN UGLY GIRL GET ME AWAY!!
    Cameron: Counter Shield!
    Trip: That's complex.
    Georgia: It's not a real victory, you beat me with a dragon!/You beat me without a dragon, you're awesome!
    Piplup: I want to evolve NOW!!
    Cilan: It's not ____ time!
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    Iris-"Oh Ash, you're such an exquisite and prosperite young adult."
    Axew-"Ax-Axew!(Hey guys, I won't get lost ever again!)"
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    Quote Originally Posted by marioluigifan05 View Post
    Trip: That's complex.
    Trip: That's deep, man.

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    Team Rocket: Let's capture that Pidgey for the boss! *does so*
    Giovanni: You three are geniuses. You're getting a raise!

    ~~~

    Ash: I don't want to battle today.

    ~~~

    Misty: I forgive you for destroying my bike.
    Ash: I love you too, Misty!
    Brock: O_O

    ~~~

    Brock: Hello, miss, you're looking mighty fine today. Oh, what's this? You have a boyfriend already? Sorry for bothering you two.

    ~~~

    Pikachu: My life sucks.
    Ash: Holy crap, you can talk!

    ~~~

    Mewtwo: I changed my mind about erasing your memories.
    Ash: D8 I DIED?!
    Giovanni: Oh well, I can always just clone another Mew.
    Mewtwo: No, you are going to die a gruesome death.
    *CENSORED*
    Ash: D: Father?
    Mew: I want your children, Mewtwo!
    Everyone: ...
    Mewtwo: ...err... this is awkward...

    ~~~

    That's all I can think of.
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    Hi, I'm ash, and I finally beat the pokemon league!
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    Pikachu: Raichu!

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    "I'm not a noob!" --Ash

    Oh, wait, he actually said that in DP. lol.

    JK.
    Opinions Regarding the Pokémon:
    1. Anime: OS > AG > BW > DP > XY
    2. Movies: OS = AG > DP = BW = XY
    3. English Dub: 4Kids Entertainment/TAJ Productions (EP001-EP276; AG001-AG020) = 4Kids Entertainment (AG021-AG145) = TPCi/SDI Media (The Origin)/Very Good > TPCi/DuArt Film & Video (BW)/Poor > PUSA/TPCi/TAJ Productions (AG146-AG192)/Very Poor > TPCi/DuArt Film & Video (XY) = PUSA/TPCi/TAJ Productions/DuArt Film & Video (DP)/Atrocious
    4. Games: XY > BW1 > BW2 > RSE > GSC > Y > HGSS > DP > RBG
    5. Pokémon: The Origin: Excellent: 93/100.
    6. Manga: RS > RB > Y > FRLG > XY > BW > E > DP > GSC
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    Ash: I'll never win a pokemon league
    Paul: I need to make some friends

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    May: It's time to do a gym battle against Wattson, Beautifly!
    Beautifly: Are you flapping serious!?!? I'm gonna be Electrocuted you have no brain, May >~>
    May: Did she just talk?

    LOL. but I could think of better ones xD
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    Ash: ''You know what. All this Pokemon training is a waste of time. I'm never gonna become a Pokemon master so i'm gonna become a lawyer''

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    Misty: Daww it's a Spinarak, I just want to hug it soo bad.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DedicatedFan View Post
    Ash: I'll never win a pokemon league
    Paul: I need to make some friends
    rofl. Hilariously true.
    Opinions Regarding the Pokémon:
    1. Anime: OS > AG > BW > DP > XY
    2. Movies: OS = AG > DP = BW = XY
    3. English Dub: 4Kids Entertainment/TAJ Productions (EP001-EP276; AG001-AG020) = 4Kids Entertainment (AG021-AG145) = TPCi/SDI Media (The Origin)/Very Good > TPCi/DuArt Film & Video (BW)/Poor > PUSA/TPCi/TAJ Productions (AG146-AG192)/Very Poor > TPCi/DuArt Film & Video (XY) = PUSA/TPCi/TAJ Productions/DuArt Film & Video (DP)/Atrocious
    4. Games: XY > BW1 > BW2 > RSE > GSC > Y > HGSS > DP > RBG
    5. Pokémon: The Origin: Excellent: 93/100.
    6. Manga: RS > RB > Y > FRLG > XY > BW > E > DP > GSC
    "It's like with each new Generation, Dogasu becomes an even bigger idiot than he was the last Generation." - Kalos Adventurer

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    Nurse Joy: OMG Brock take me now!

    Ash: Iris you're annoying, and stop calling a child.....I miss Dawn.

    Cilan: Hey look its a ______ I am not a _______ connoisseur.

    Cynthia: Yes, Champion Adeku we can have tea together.

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    Ash:Just evolve you stupid pokemon
    Brock:Nurse joy and Officer Jenny are ugly
    Misty:Ash is a genius.
    “We do have a lot in common.
    The same air, the same Earth, the same
    sky.
    Maybe if we started looking at
    what's the same instead of
    always looking at what's different,
    ...well, who knows?”
    ― Meowth

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    Ash: Pikachu, it's evolution time. I'm going to evolve you into a Raichu.

    (Pins Pikachu down while pressing a thunderstone down onto Pikachu)

    Brock: I love you Jessie. You are the only girl for me.
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    COTD: Hey, my _____ is struggling to learn _____
    Ash: Oh no, is it close to learning the move?
    COTD: Yeah! It's so close, but I think it just needs a pokemon battle? Can you help me?
    Ash: No, I've got some training to do of my own, and I've got some gym battles to prepare for!
    COTD: But...My _____....Won't you please help it?
    Ash: Sorry, I've got a real pokemon career to pursue! Let's go guys, off to the next pokemon gym!
    Pikachu: PiPi Pikachu! (Yeah, I'm sick of helping out random strangers for no reward!)
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    Cilan: "I'm going to feed Ash with his least favorite food today."

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    Anime Writers: Let's write a quality story, give Ash and his pokemon permanant development, not shove a marketable plushie in the viewer's faces, have Ash win a pokemon league, and have Ash hook up with Misty or Dawn.


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    Ash: It's Team Rocket!
    Jessie: Here, take this rare Pokémon we found. James and I are running away together!
    Ash: ._.

    ~~~

    Giovanni: I am your father.
    Ash: .___.
    Giovanni: Give your father a hug.
    Ash: .______.

    ~~~

    Cilan: So what are you, exactly?
    Mewtwo: I travel the world and the seven seas.
    Ash: Everybody's looking for something.
    Iris: Wow, Ash, that's really deep. I have more respect for you.
    Cilan: That makes so much sense.
    Mewtwo: ...
    Ash: I've always wanted to say that.
    Mewtwo: ...
    Mew: I still want your children!
    Mewtwo: Have fun battling those Genesect on your own. *flies off*
    Mew: *weeps*
    Ash: ._. We need better script-writers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kutie Pie View Post
    Ash: It's Team Rocket!
    Jessie: Here, take this rare Pokémon we found. James and I are running away together!
    Ash: ._.

    ~~~

    Giovanni: I am your father.
    Ash: .___.
    Giovanni: Give your father a hug.
    Ash: .______.

    ~~~

    Cilan: So what are you, exactly?
    Mewtwo: I travel the world and the seven seas.
    Ash: Everybody's looking for something.
    Iris: Wow, Ash, that's really deep. I have more respect for you.
    Cilan: That makes so much sense.
    Mewtwo: ...
    Ash: I've always wanted to say that.
    Mewtwo: ...
    Mew: I still want your children!
    Mewtwo: Have fun battling those Genesect on your own. *flies off*
    Mew: *weeps*
    Ash: ._. We need better script-writers.
    i Rofled at giovanni good show.

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    Misty: I love you, Ash!
    Ash: I did it, I'm a Pokemon master!

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    Misty & Brock: Hey, Ash! We're coming back!
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    Team Rocket trio: There's no point in trying to catch Pikachu anymore so we'll leave the show!
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