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    Pikachu: lol i can talk yay

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    Misty's Sisters: We'll take care of the gym! You (Misty) just go on and enjoy yourself!
    Team Rocket: We're never blasting off again!
    Tobias: I don't have legendaries, and I couldn't possibly sweep any of the Sinnoh Gyms with just one Pokemon!
    Cameron: Counter Shield!
    Virgil: Ugh, Eevee.
    Team Rocket (TPCi): *something that doesn't involve outdated slang or stupid rhymes*
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    Ash:

    " I won the Pokemon League! "

    " Wow. This Trainer's really strong. I better switch Pikachu for -- "

    " Let me think about this. "

    " Hungry? Here. I cooked it myself! "

    " I'm too busy to waste a day helping you. "

    " A legendary Pokemon that really likes me? I'm gonna catch it! "

    " Hey, I know you! *snatches off Team Rocket's disguise* "

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    Quote Originally Posted by An00bis View Post
    Ash:
    " Hey, I know you! *snatches off Team Rocket's disguise* "
    I'd love it if he finally caught on.

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    Ash: I finally caught them all!
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    Ash: For this new region, I'm going to leave you @ Oaks Pikachu.
    Ash: I caught a legendary!!
    Ash: Pikachu used a Thunder stone to evolve into Raichu. He was so hesitant to do it.

    Misty: I LOVE Bug Types! <3 I don't really like Water Pokemon anymore tbh. It's all bugs from here on out.
    Misty: I love the Gym Leader life!

    Brock: I finally have a GF OMG U GAIZ.
    Brock: It seems that my cooking has gone downhill...

    Tracey: I don't admire Oak anymore.

    May: I finally beat Solidad!
    May: I'm gonna stop wearing a bandanna!

    Dawn: Idc how my hair looks anymore to be honest.
    Dawn: Real talk ya'll I'm not wearing no more skirts.
    Piplup: PIP PIP PIP LUP! (I'm gonna stop hogging all the spotlight, sorry!)
    Dawn: I FINALLY MET MISTY!

    Iris: Just by looking at Ash, I can tell how mature & level headed he is. Wow, I have so much respect for him & I could learn a lot from him. I'm a rookie compared to him.
    Axew: AX AX UUUU (Grossed out @ being in Iris hair all the time, I'm OUT.!)

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    Pikachu: My life sucks.
    Ash: Holy crap, you can talk!
    I read Pikachu's line in the deepest voice I could possibly think of. Odd.

    Also,
    Ash: I'm going to catch every Pokemon I see!

    Pikachu: I hate ketchup.

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    Ash: Okay Palpitoad its time to eat

    Palpitoad: Finally
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    Ash: This is the song that doesn't end, yes it goes on and on, my friend. Some people started--
    Iris: Shut up, kid!
    Ash: Yes, ma'am :<.
    Cilan: I'm thinking on dying my hair blonde. What do you think?
    Iris: We have too many blondes. Make it... um... brown.
    Cilan: How about purple, the color of eggplant?
    Ash: I miss Mom's cooking...

    ~~~

    Giovanni: I don't feel like taking over the world today. Persian, watch over the Gym while I go to the gym.
    Persian: ._. Mew...
    Giovanni: It's such a relief to be able to show my face out in public again.
    MEANWHILE, ABOVE VIRIDIAN CITY
    Mewtwo: *flying somewhere*
    Mew: *pops in* I STILL want your children, Mewtwo!
    Mewtwo: That does it, I cannot hold it in any longer. *shoots Shadow Ball down at the city*
    Giovanni: Hello, random child citizen! Would you like some can--*Shadow Ball makes contact, kills him*
    Child: ._.
    Mewtwo: That so went against my character, but I feel much better already.
    Mew: ._. Um... childr--
    Mewtwo: KNOCK IT OFF.
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    Ash: All right! I got...the *insert major region here* League Trophy!
    Burgundy: I finally beat Cilan! (sadly)
    Trip (kid): Alder sucks!! I can beat him with my starter! After all, in a few years, I'll take down the starter Pokemon of a kid who has years of experience, but doesn't act the part...
    Misty: Misty calls...Scizor!
    Brock: Go take care of your own Pokemon!
    Max: Durrr, what's a Pokemon?
    May (after her debut): Eww, I don't like Pokemon, I just wanna travel with Ash and co.!
    Dawn (after her hair got electrocuted): Don't bother, Piplup. My hair's still presentable.
    Giovanni's secretary: I quit.
    Georgia: I'm out to become the greatest Dragon Master!
    Giovanni: I'll initiate the plan later...after I finish petting Persian, and feeding it, and bathing it...
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    Ash-"Palpitoad, I choose you!"
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    Ash: Pikachu use thunderbolt since normal moves don't work on ghost types.

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    Now to fill the rest of this space.

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    Professor Oak: *barges into the Ketchum household* WOMAN, GET THE MEDIA.
    Delia: Oak, what's wrong?
    Professor Oak: TRACY DID SOMETHING PHENOMENAL. HE WATCHED A POKÉMON BREED WHEN I FAILED TO TIME AND TIME AGAIN.
    Delia: Um... why are you yell--
    Professor Oak: GIVE ME FOOD, WOMAN.

    ~~~

    Jessie: James, I'll be right back. I'm getting a hair-cut.
    James: Okay, Jess. I'll be taking my bottle caps to the dump.
    Meowth: And I'll do something useless myself, like... um... hmm... I don't remember. *sleeps on chair*

    ~~~

    Ash: *walking someplace random*
    Celebi: *flies in*
    Ash: Oh, hi, Celebi! How're you doing today?
    Celebi: ^_^
    Ash: Anything exciting happened?
    Celebi: I convinced Mew she'll have kittens in the future.
    Ash: Oh hey, you can talk! I wish I knew that, that would've made things so much easier! And kittens, really? I have no idea how kittens come to being, but that's cool! Tell Mew I said "hi".
    Pikachu: Don't I get a say in this?
    Ash: Quiet, Pikachu, I'm in a meeting with an old buddy.
    Mew: *pops in*
    Celebi: Is something wrong, Mew?
    Mew: YOU LIED TO ME, YOU BASTARD.
    Ash: :O
    Pikachu: :O
    Celebi: :O I would never do that.
    Mew: MEWTWO WON'T GIVE ME CHILDREN. YOU LIED.
    Mewtwo: *pokes head in* You keep bothering me even though I tell you time and time again I am not interested. Besides, she is not even a virgin.
    Ash: :O
    Celebi: You told me you were!
    Mew: I got desperate, and Pikachu was the only one willing to do it! *turns to Pikachu* It wasn't even good!
    Ash: :O
    *freeze-frame on Ash's face*
    TO BE CONTINUED
    *credits roll*
    Misty: *sitting on the chair, watching the television* :O
    *phone rings, Misty picks it up*
    May: *on other line* Misty, did you just watch the recent episode?!
    Misty: I did! What a twist!
    May: *sobs* My fanfics are ruined!
    Misty: :|
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    Ash: Hey Pigeot, Primeape, welcome back!
    Iris: Ash, do you think I'm cute?
    Cilan: I hate cooking.
    Brock: I'd better see my eye doctor.
    Mewtwo: Excuse me sir, do you have a minute to hear about Arceus?
    Tracey: I suck at drawing!
    Max: I hate Ralts.
    Dawn: We need to worry!

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    League Announcer: Since Ash has no Pokemon left, the winner is Paul/Trip/Gary!
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    Ash: Oshawott's evolving!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DawnBoy View Post
    Ash: Oshawott's evolving!
    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Ash: Misty your so pretty <3!!
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    Brock (to a girl): I'm Brock, and I have no money! You'll be paying for this wonderful date...
    Misty: Misty calls...Scizor!
    Cilan: It's Re-Evaluating time!
    Burgundy: It's Evaluating time!
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    Announcer: Let's give it up for our league champion, Ash from Pallet Town!
    Brock: Hey Ash! I just married your mother, so I guess that means I'm your dad now. Cool huh?
    Misty: Hey Ash, guess who I'm dating? Gary Oak.
    Cilan: Just call me Gordan Ramses from now on, because I'm going to be grilling you every chance I get!
    Iris: You really are one mature guy Ash!
    Ash: Mewtwo/Latias/any legendary at all, I choose you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zorupix View Post
    Brock: Hey Ash! I just married your mother, so I guess that means I'm your dad now. Cool huh?
    You win the thread.

    Brock: I sold my apron for a better frying pan.
    Ash: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

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    Mew: I'll stop bothering you if you give me children.
    Mewtwo: How about no?
    Ash: Oh my gosh, guys, make up your minds and just do it already!
    Everyone: ._.
    Brock: Uh... Ash? Can we talk?
    Ash: Why? They just have to go to the stork and ask for kids.
    Brock: Oh, what a relief. I was afraid you knew about se--
    Ash: HOLY CRAP IT'S A POKÉMON MUST CATCH
    Mewtwo: ...
    Mew: ._. Um... I have to go do something. Stay right here, Mewtwo, I'll be back. *flies off*
    Mewtwo: *walks away*
    Brock: ...I hate everything.
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    Delia- your father isn't giovanni, prof oak or spencer hale. It's actually Koga.

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    Ash: Charizard you lost to a Magikarp

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    Ash: I'm eleven!
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    Officer jenny: Jessie,James you are under arrest.
    James: we haven't stolen anything.
    Officer Jenny: no you are under arrest for stalking children.

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