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    Ash: Misty, I- I... I love you!
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    Ash: Whoa, what? Pikachu - you're evolving!?
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    TR: Haha, yes! We've finally caught the Pikachu! ...That's the only reason we exist, yes? To catch Pikachu? -sigh- The things Team Rocket does for money these days...

    :I
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zorupix View Post
    Announcer: Let's give it up for our league champion, Ash from Pallet Town!
    Brock: Hey Ash! I just married your mother, so I guess that means I'm your dad now. Cool huh?
    Misty: Hey Ash, guess who I'm dating? Gary Oak.
    that sounds like hell
    “We do have a lot in common.
    The same air, the same Earth, the same
    sky.
    Maybe if we started looking at
    what's the same instead of
    always looking at what's different,
    ...well, who knows?”
    ― Meowth

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    Cheerleaders: Gary Gary He's the worst, I wonder who will beat him first!
    I, stickerstaryoshi, am now authorized to use the usertitle "We got 3D: XY!", created by user Cresselia92 and to modify it according to my desires.

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    Quote Originally Posted by An00bis View Post
    Ash:
    " I'm too busy to waste a day helping you. "
    Quote Originally Posted by Angel~ View Post
    May: I'm gonna stop wearing a bandanna!
    Quote Originally Posted by Zorupix View Post
    Announcer: Let's give it up for our league champion, Ash from Pallet Town!
    Best ones.

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    Team Rocket: Prepare for stupidity, it's a brand new day. We're making ourselves annoying, anyway!

    The gay one, James.
    The mean one, Jessie.
    And the annoying one, Meowth, that's me.

    Team Rocket, pissing people off at the speed of light! Beat us now or prepare to hear us fight, fight, fight!

    Ash: I'm a Pokémon Master.
    Brock: I got laid!
    Misty: Ash is a genius!
    Tracey: I hate sketches.
    Professor Oak: I'm off to bang your mother!
    May: I have huge breasts.
    Max: I'm a nerd.
    Dawn: There's a NEED to worry!
    Iris: You're such an adult!
    Cilan: I hate his flavor!
    Opinions Regarding the Pokémon:
    1. Anime: OS > AG > BW > DP > XY
    2. Movies: OS = AG > DP = BW = XY
    3. English Dub: 4Kids Entertainment/TAJ Productions (EP001-EP276; AG001-AG020) = 4Kids Entertainment (AG021-AG145) = TPCi/SDI Media (The Origin)/Very Good > TPCi/DuArt Film & Video (BW)/Poor > PUSA/TPCi/TAJ Productions (AG146-AG192)/Very Poor > TPCi/DuArt Film & Video (XY) = PUSA/TPCi/TAJ Productions/DuArt Film & Video (DP)/Atrocious
    4. Games: XY > BW1 > BW2 > RSE > GSC > Y > HGSS > DP > RBG
    5. Pokémon: The Origin: Excellent: 93/100.
    6. Manga: RS > RB > Y > FRLG > XY > BW > E > DP > GSC
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    Ash's mother: Ash, Ash he's the man if he can do it anyone can.

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    Iris: I think your a cute kid Ash

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    *Legendary Pokémon appears*

    Ash: "Hey, that's a [insert Legendary name here]!" or "What's that?"

    *points Pokédex at the Legendary*

    Ash: "I'm gonna catch it! Go, [insert Pokémon's name here]!"
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    Gary: You know Mr. Ash I'm the real loser you're the strongest and coolest trainer I've ever met. Wanna be best pals?
    Paul: Ash you were right. I'm a jerk and a terrible person. You wanna be best friends?
    Trip: Ash you're a brilliant and unique trainer and I am weak and need to know the basics. Wanna become best friends?
    Last edited by J Ken; 21st July 2013 at 8:56 PM.

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    Ash: I just beat a trainer with a team of 5 Pokemon in the Vertress Conference!

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    Ash: I will never, ever again try to jump into a force field where a legendary pokémon is held captured!
    Teams:

    Heartgold:

    Platinum:

    Black:

    White 2:

    White 2 ID: 1378 8696 5381

    Y ID: 3153 4262 2206

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    Tobias: "I think I'll just throw this match."
    My Pokémon brings all the nerds to the yard
    They're like,"Hey, wanna trade cards?"
    Darn right, I wanna trade cards
    I'll trade you my Pikachu but not my Charizard

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    Ash: A new Pokemon. I think I'll pass on scanning this one.

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    How the hell did I miss an amazing thread. You guys are awesome for making me laugh :3

    Quote Originally Posted by Kutie Pie View Post
    Giovanni: I am your father.
    Ash: .___.
    Giovanni: Give your father a hug.
    Ash: .______.

    ~~~

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    OMG Kutie Pie. You are amazing for posting this :3
    Quote Originally Posted by Kutie Pie View Post
    \\
    Cilan: I'm thinking on dying my hair blonde. What do you think?
    Cilan: How about purple, the color of eggplant?
    Ash: I miss Mom's cooking...

    ~~~

    Giovanni: I don't feel like taking over the world today. Persian, watch over the Gym while I go to the gym.
    Persian: ._. Mew...
    Giovanni: It's such a relief to be able to show my face out in public again.
    MEANWHILE, ABOVE VIRIDIAN CITY
    Mewtwo: *flying somewhere*
    Mew: *pops in* I STILL want your children, Mewtwo!
    Mewtwo: That does it, I cannot hold it in any longer. *shoots Shadow Ball down at the city*
    Giovanni: Hello, random child citizen! Would you like some can--*Shadow Ball makes contact, kills him*
    Child: ._.
    Mewtwo: That so went against my character, but I feel much better already.
    Mew: ._. Um... childr--
    Mewtwo: KNOCK IT OFF.
    Just, cute.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kutie Pie View Post
    ~~~

    Ash: *walking someplace random*
    Celebi: *flies in*
    Ash: Oh, hi, Celebi! How're you doing today?
    Celebi: ^_^
    Ash: Anything exciting happened?
    Celebi: I convinced Mew she'll have kittens in the future.
    Ash: Oh hey, you can talk! I wish I knew that, that would've made things so much easier! And kittens, really? I have no idea how kittens come to being, but that's cool! Tell Mew I said "hi".
    Pikachu: Don't I get a say in this?
    Ash: Quiet, Pikachu, I'm in a meeting with an old buddy.
    Mew: *pops in*
    Celebi: Is something wrong, Mew?
    Mew: YOU LIED TO ME, YOU BASTARD.
    Ash: :O
    Pikachu: :O
    Celebi: :O I would never do that.
    Mew: MEWTWO WON'T GIVE ME CHILDREN. YOU LIED.
    Mewtwo: *pokes head in* You keep bothering me even though I tell you time and time again I am not interested. Besides, she is not even a virgin.
    Ash: :O
    Celebi: You told me you were!
    Mew: I got desperate, and Pikachu was the only one willing to do it! *turns to Pikachu* It wasn't even good!
    Ash: :O
    *freeze-frame on Ash's face*
    TO BE CONTINUED
    *credits roll*
    Misty: *sitting on the chair, watching the television* :O
    *phone rings, Misty picks it up*
    May: *on other line* Misty, did you just watch the recent episode?!
    Misty: I did! What a twist!
    May: *sobs* My fanfics are ruined!
    Misty: :|
    i like how you referenced your fanfic. Mewtwo, Mew's sex issues :3

    Quote Originally Posted by Zorupix View Post
    Announcer: Let's give it up for our league champion, Ash from Pallet Town!
    Brock: Hey Ash! I just married your mother, so I guess that means I'm your dad now. Cool huh?
    YOU SIR ARE OFFICIALLY MY BEST FRIEND.

    Quote Originally Posted by Luthor View Post
    Delia- your father isn't giovanni, prof oak or spencer hale. It's actually Koga.
    Professor Oak-Yes, I saw that.
    Ash-Saw what?
    Professor Oak-*Coughs and rubs his chest* I am too old for this.
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    Ash: I have been thinking lately....
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    Paul: Ash, can we hold hands?
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    Iris*checks hid debut episode*: Ash you are too old.
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    Jessie: I won't wear my lipstick today.

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    Nurse Joy/Officer Jenny/Random Girl: I LOVE YOU BROCK! LETS RUN AWAY TOGETHER!
    Brock: O.o

    Eto eto ano eto ano e Toeto

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    Ash and his retarded group friends are in a forest in the ______ Region, to get his _st/nd/rd/th Badge from ______ Town/City! First, he must traverse this wide forest!

    Ash: Lalalalala! What a beautiful day in the next region I'm in after I failed in the last one miserably and instead of training one constant team, like my powerhouses Charizard and Krookodile, I'll just keep on getting new ones and then not evolving them most of the time! Especially Gible, because Garchomp is a mofo but I don't have the two brain cells required to do all this! Oh, and this will go on forever because I'm immortal like Voldemort! Right Pikachu. buddy!

    Pikachu, Yellow Electric Sex Slave Mouse: *Repetitive speakings of it's name!*

    Stalker Female Companion: Ash! Is that a meteor up there! Aah! We're gonna die!

    She points out a meteorite, which is realz lulz! And is gonna squish Ash so he goes bye bye!

    Pedophile Older Guy: Don't worry! Ash's Gary-Stu powers will save us!

    *The meteorite splits over Ash, but it hits Older Guy instead!*

    Ash: Oh noz! Older Guy is dead! Let's cry to bring him back!

    Female Companion: Let's leave him. He gave me the creeps. Who in their right mind goes around a whole country with two kids?

    Pikachu: Pika Pi!

    Ash: Okay! Lets go with each other into the sunset, and start a shipping that'll be impossible because I'm replacing you like the ***** you are next series!

    Female Companion: What?!

    Ash: Nothing.

    Pikachu: Pi! Pi-Pi! Ka-chu! Pika-Pika-Pika-Pika!

    Ash: You know what Pikachu? **** it. Your voice is annoying, and your getting so bad at battling a ****ing Level 5 Snivy owned your sorry little ***. I'm just gonna evolve you, and put you in your Pokeball.

    Pikachu: Piknsibdsahkjdfbsafnmsas! Piksdjdfkbsfhjsdbfdhjsb fn! Pika-Pika!

    Ash grabs Pikachu and shoves a Thunderstone down it's throat. Pikachu evolves into Raichu.

    Raichu: Raichu!

    Raichu hops off of Ash's shoulder and walks it self, it's voice is deeper and it's much sexier.

    Ash: Damn Raichu! Puberty, though in the form of a Stone with electrical properties, hit you good!

    Female Companion: Yah!

    Suddenly, Jirachi arises out of the meteor!

    Ash: I wish I win the next Pokemon League!

    Six Months Later

    Announcer: Ash Ketchum of Pallet Town Wins against generic league rival!

    Tons of celebrations

    Ash's Mom: Hey honey! I'm not a ****!

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    Ash: Gary you're a nerd, Paul you're the coolest, Trip you're such a noob.
    Last edited by J Ken; 21st July 2013 at 8:56 PM.

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    Me, playing Pokémon: HEAL MY POKÉMON *****.
    Nurse Joy: I'll take your Pokémon for just a second blahblahblahcufxfucgugjc.
    Me: 'Kay! ^^
    Joy: All done! I DON'T hope to see you again.
    Me: ._.
    Chansey: ._.
    Me: *Presses A button*
    Joy: Hi, welcome to the Pokémon-

    Ash: When was the last time I changed my underwear?
    Cilan: Meh... I don't feel like cooking today.
    Iris: Ooh! Yay! Wild Fraxure!
    Axew: That's cool Iris. Pity you'll have to wait for me to evolve!
    Iris: *Throws Axew* YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHIIIIING!!!

    Cynthia: *Turns to the elite four * I haven't got a clue what any of your names are.
    Cheren: Imma quit being an annoying teacher dude!
    Hilda: No, N, I do NOT wanna ride the Ferris wheel.
    Hilbert: Hay, Hilda... Pssst....
    Hilda: What?
    Hilbert: I'm yo bro.
    Hilda: ._.

    Anthea: Where did we come from?
    Concordia: Does this dress make me look fat?
    Anthea: Do we have family?
    Concordia: I have bunny ears.
    Anthea: What is even the point of us?
    Concordia: Haha. I look like a bunny.

    N: HUG ME GHETSIS!!!
    Ghetsis: OK.
    N: WHY DO YOU NEVER- Oh..
    Last edited by Janice Quatlane; 16th July 2013 at 10:05 PM.

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    Dawn: I don't care if my hair got messed up.
    Ash: I think I'll brush my hair.
    Pokémon XY


    Kalos, Where Dreams and Adventures Begin!

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    Are we not just silly people writing silly complaints on this message board?

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    Ash: Gee another minor character in trouble. How exciting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J Ken View Post
    Ash: Gee another minor character in trouble. How exciting.
    To be honest, I'd love to Ash being more sarcastic at the chicles that come his way. I'd never hurt for a kids show to be more genre savvy.

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    Ash: Trip, you called me a boonie ? Well, you're a noob.
    Pokémon XY


    Kalos, Where Dreams and Adventures Begin!

    Quote Originally Posted by DaDonYordel View Post
    Are we not just silly people writing silly complaints on this message board?

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    A gym leader: He's holding a Poke Ball...
    Ghirajinxaphobia (or Ghirajinxphobia) - Fear of Ghirahim being cosplayed by a Jynx

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    Quote Originally Posted by J Ken View Post
    Ash: Gary your a nerd, Paul your the coolest, Trip your such a noob.
    *You're, *you're, and *you're.
    My first shiny ever caught!

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    Ash: I CAUGHT THEM ALL!!

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