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    Default Pokémon for President

    In this game, you are in charge of your Pokemon's campaign for Presidency. State who you are representing and a say why they should win.

    But there will be more than one Pokemon running, so how do you determine a winner? You state why the above poster's Pokemon shouldn't be President.

    Quote Originally Posted by Poster 1
    Dragonite for President! It's the best Pokemon and the original Dragon!
    Quote Originally Posted by Poster 2
    Dragonite should not be president. Why? Because Dragonite is not even the best Dragon type Pokemon. We want the best.

    Salamence for President, because he is the best Dragon Type Pokemon.

    ...And so on.



    The rules:
    - All SPPf Rules apply
    - Please avoid 'cause it's awesome' and 'because it sucks' posts
    - Please avoid making a case for the same Pokemon all the time
    - If you get ninja'd, please edit in a response to the above person so they aren't ignored.
    - No bashing. Pokemon or reasoning, none of it.




    I shall start:

    Mew for President! When North Korea attempts to nuke America, Mew can use Me First!
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    No way! Accelgor is a much better user of Me first!

    Squirtle for president! Just look at his wave in my avie, it looks so... presidential!
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    Mew should not be president Why? Because it is too playful and will nuke itself.

    Kyogre for President because it will use Sheer Cold to freeze North Korea's nuke before it launches.

    Damn you ninja!
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    Don't just say damn you ninja, actually give a response!

    Kyogre shouldn't be president, because he couldn't even fit in the oval office!

    Squirtle for prez, same as my above reason!
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    Squirtle should not be President because he is actually waving at his drug dealer across the street!

    Celebi for president because Serebii will probably approve.
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    too bad you forgot Sheer Cold has a 30% hit rate.
    Celebi is extremely hard to find. how can we have a president that's extremely hard to find?

    Lampent for president! it's so cute and cuddly and it loves to steal the spirits of people!~


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    Do even need to talk about how we don't really need a president who steals people's souls? That's not very... presidential.

    Elekid for prez! He will static hax our enemies!
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    I fixed the rules a bit, so pay attention to that.

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    Elekid is too young to be President. He would not be a good leader.

    Dragonite for President! He is the most peaceful Dragon type Pokemon and the best pseudo-legendary.

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    his wings aren't big enough to be either right wing or left wing, making him too bipolar.

    Salamence for prez! He will consume our enemies!

    Edit: NO! Espeon is a cat. Cats get distracted by yarn too easily to be presidents.

    Edit again: why teh hell did you delete your post MASK?
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    Salamence has too much of an anger problem for people to be happy with him!

    Mewthree for president because he can read the minds of people so he knows what they want!
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    We don't even know if it's just another Mewtwo form yet. No way an unconfirmed pokemon can be prez.

    Dialga for prez. He has an excellent management of time, being the lord of time and all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colt45 View Post
    his wings aren't big enough to be either right wing or left wing, making him too bipolar.

    Salamence for prez! He will consume our enemies!

    Edit: NO! Espeon is a cat. Cats get distracted by yarn too easily to be presidents.

    Edit again: why teh hell did you delete your post MASK?
    Because DK ninja'd me so I had to make another one
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    You don't have to make another one, just edit.

    uh... there's no presidential argument, so I have nothing to say...

    Dialga for prez again, he's the lord of time, so he'll manage his time as our country's leader excellently
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    Dialga shouldn't be Prez because come 4 years, he'll go Primal after getting kicked out of office!

    Litwick for President!! Knowing where to guide the country since 2010


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    Dialga is too frightening to be elected as President. People will be scared of just seeing him.

    Litwick is a soul eater and has a fire on it's head. It will eat everyone's soul so they can't vote for him.

    Absol for president! It knows when disasters are about to happen, so it can stop them before they happen.

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    Absol would be too good of a President and he'd never get elected just cause it's 'Murica.

    Mightyena for Prez! As a pack animal, he'll be good at working together with our allies to bring our enemies down!
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    Absol creates the disasters!!! That's why they always know when it will happen.

    Mightyena does not know the needs of the people are greater than his/her's. There's "plenty of food" meaning it doesn't see the problem in world hunger.

    Torterra for Prez He already knows how it feels to carry responsibility.


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    As a reptile, Torterra would hibernate every winter, making him useless for three months!

    Cyndaquil for prez. He is too shy to get into unnecessary fights, yet strong enough to fight back if need be.
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    Cyndaquil would be to panicky and meek a president, leading to the US's downfall

    Slowking for Prez With the sheer wisdom to get the US through.


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    As a king, he would turn this country into a monarchy!

    Electivire for prez! no more spending useless money on electricity, because his cronies will light up the world with their own electrical powers for free!
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    Electivire would be a poor president, because after one Earthquake, he'd freak out!

    Alakazam for President! No country will want to start a war against him, in fear of his spoons!

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    Crossbows are an easy counter for spoons, which plenty of countries have. No precidency for you, my friend!

    Blastoise for prez, he will demolish our enemies with his awesome water cannons!
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    Blastoise's water cannon would easily cause flooding problems everywhere. Besides, I thought after the Civil Rights movement we were done attacking people with hoses.

    Girafarig for president It could see an attack coming from any direction.


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    We can't trust that extra tail of it's! It could be a North Korean spy!

    Noctowl for president because of his infinite owl wisdom, and because he stays up all night, so he would work extra hard and be prepared for a sneak attack during the dark hours!
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    That's ridiculous, owls hide out during day hours, and it's just impossible to live in a nocturnal society, politically speaking.

    Kazam for president because he can be seen as an inspiration to both a human AND Pokemon. In addition, he can use his telepathic powers to do great things like prevent wars, fix the job market, AND catch criminals/terrorists without even having to physically catch them.
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