Aesop once wrote as one of his fables the tale of The Rabbit And The Tortoise, a tale in which a cocky runner challenges a older slower being, the older slower being wins, why am I telling you this? For you see I'm a believer in that tale and that tale has functioned me well throughout the years, I have beaten and uh... How should I put this into a more delicate way... Punished the young and cocky who have challenged me or upset me, my name well I'll inform you of that when it comes time to, but for now you may address me as God. You're welcome.
'God' has 2 fears, one somebody learning about what he really is and the second catching an illness.
As to what once, it now is. For this my retirement tour, let us commence, forevermore, forevermore.