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  1. #251
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    Granted, bats move in with you.

    I wish I had a pair of Beats™ Headphones.

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    A shipping error causes you to get the vegie/grain/fruit/whatever

    I wish the granting of this wish won't cause me to die.
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    Granted, you will eternally suffer instead.

    I wish for a magic wand to grant myself all the wishes I want, with no catches.
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    Granted, but you aren't allowed to use it.

    I wish people would quit obsessing over the boring pokemon protagonists.
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    Okay, there are strings attached though.

    Okay, they fantasize about them instead.

    I wish I could do the splits



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    Granted, you lose control of your bowels every time you do it.

    I wish that that I didn't have to wait until July to get my learner's permit
    99% of teens like 1 directon... put this in ur sig if you dont (started by blazeing man)
    i have claimed metagross. some kids will still put in their sig that they officially claimed metagross, so does it really matter

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    Granted, you have to wait until June of 2014.

    I wish for a wish.

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    Granted, you can only use your wish for obtaining 8 metric tons of Lima Beans.

    I wish that Gender Race would still be active.
    99% of teens like 1 directon... put this in ur sig if you dont (started by blazeing man)
    i have claimed metagross. some kids will still put in their sig that they officially claimed metagross, so does it really matter

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    Granted but feminists take over the world, enslaving all men. The human race dies out.

    I wish I didn't have to wish a wish.
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    Granted, you have to wish for a wish for a wish.

    I wish for a wish.

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    Granted, it doesn't come true.

    I wish I had a long cat tail



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    Granted, people step on it.

    I wish that my room had air conditioning.


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    Granted. Its get so cold that you freeze to death.

    I wish Celebrity Splash gets axed.
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    It does and something worse takes its place.

    I wish I were an abusive alcoholic father so my child would become a superhero.
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    Granted, he will one day be defeated by a flailing Magikarp.

    I wish for a triceratops bone.
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    granted, he (the triceratops) violates you with his "bone". you know, inappropriately.

    I wish I suddenly had like $1,000



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    Granted. But tabloid TV shows will call you lazy and that you should work to earn it.

    I wish for intelligent journalism in the media.
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    Granted. Reporters think intelligent journalism means stalking you and using what they find out about you as news.

    I wish I hadn't slept for 7 hours this whole day.
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    Granted, you sleep for 23 hours instead.

    I wish for something.

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    You get a poisonous mushroom.

    I wish world hunger would end.
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    Wish granted, world wide hunger ends, and becomes galaxy wide hunger.

    I wish aliens would take over the world.

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    Granted, they're wiped out by a Pluto Sized meteor after doing so.

    I wish there were no speed limits on highways.
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    Granted. You get killed by a speeding car.

    I wish for a fish.
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    Granted, the fish eats you alive.

    I wish I didn't have any allergies

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    granted, but i had your nose surgically shut to do so....

    i with i had x-ray vision
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