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    when you catch a carvanna you get bitten a lot

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    When you get bitten a lot, you run and hit a nearby tree.
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    RIP Ash's dreams.
    Who cares about his dream, the only character that should be feeling crushed right now is the Furfrou guy. Dude put all of his faith in Ash.

    He looked like a male prostitute too, so he's probably crying his eyes out while standing around in shady street corners, which is bad for business because customers will be weirded out. Ash ruined his dreams and his job, what a terrible person.

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    when you run and hit a nearby tree, A swarm of Beedrill chase you


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    and when a swarm of beedrill chase you you get stung alot

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    When you get stung a lot, you end up with an ugly face

    (Should've paid attention to Animal Crossing)

    When you ride a pony...


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    when you ride a pony you get sweaty a covered in horse hair
    i use to ride horses

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    When you get sweaty a covered in horse hair, you become ugly


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    when you become ugly you take over the world

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    When you take over the world, you become a Billionaire


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    when i become a billionaire i fund a hospitable environment on mars

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    When you fund a hospitable environment on mars, the local aliens get angry


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    when the locals get hungry you export them to chikorita city

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    When you export them to Chikorita City, they get killed


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    those must be some strong chikoritas


    when they get killed i go to crazy town


    i have bean reading way to many post

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    When you go to crazy town, you take a wrong turn at albuquerque


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    so i take it chikoritas your favorite pokemon
    when you take a wrong turn at Albuquerque you end up in Alaska

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    When you end up in Alaska, you get mauled by a Wolf

    Yes Chikorita is my favourite


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    when you get mauled by a wolf, you make enemies.
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    When you make enemies, you get closer to them.
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    So now it's not enough that we beat the NPCs, now we have to steal their clothes as well? Isn't this basically mugging them?
    Suddenly the aim of the Pokémon games is apparent. It isn't to catch them all, or to be the best trainer, or to learn about the values of friendship with strange monsters that can breathe fire and whatnot.

    It's to beat up other people for their hats and jackets.
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    when you get closer to them, they break your legs.
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    When they break your legs, the Chikorita of Chikorita City kills your enemies who broke your legs.
    Winner of Best Non-Pokémon Fic of 2016 in the Shipping Oscars
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    when that happens, you take over the world.
    Just obtained a New 3DS: New Friend Code: 2423-5573-9673
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    When you take over the world, you have a Mount-Everest-sized pile of paperwork.
    Quote Originally Posted by bobandbill
    Quote Originally Posted by zomegax7249
    So now it's not enough that we beat the NPCs, now we have to steal their clothes as well? Isn't this basically mugging them?
    Suddenly the aim of the Pokémon games is apparent. It isn't to catch them all, or to be the best trainer, or to learn about the values of friendship with strange monsters that can breathe fire and whatnot.

    It's to beat up other people for their hats and jackets.
    3DS FC: 0018-1095-7707
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    When you have a Mount-Everest-sized pile of paperwork, you will hire many secretaries
    Eevo Light
    Vapor Acid /\ Flare Burst /\ Jolt Shock
    ESP Power /\ Umbra Ray /\ Leaf Hurricane /\Glace Beam
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    when you hire many secretaries, they all expect raises.
    Just obtained a New 3DS: New Friend Code: 2423-5573-9673
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