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    All of those stupid advertisements from spamming bots. They take up like half the comments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinyy View Post
    All of those stupid advertisements from spamming bots. They take up like half the comments.
    My favorite spam bots are the ones that so desperately sound like they aren't spam bots.

    "Hey, yeah, love your video, you hit the point right on the head. If you like this, then you would love >>>singlesmingle.org<<< it's a great place to meet girls. I found my girlfriend in just 3 days! Y'all should check it out! >>>>singlesmingle.org<<<<<"

    ... But you're watching a video of a gopher or something, so nothing in that ad makes sense.
    even if we don't understand each other, that's not a reason to reject each other. There are two sides to any argument. Is there one point of view that has all the answers? Give it some thought.
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    "Some people are just stupid........."
    "Who ever that guy is if I was the boss I would've of fired him"
    "wth he tricked the participator ! thief !"
    "would you stupid moron please not reply at all? how come that idiot ****** English man could not comprehend him properly and easily? a 7 years old guy can simply get that one million dollars prize. got it drunk pilot :P"

    And the video was actually just a parody.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Plus side down side View Post
    My favorite spam bots are the ones that so desperately sound like they aren't spam bots.

    "Hey, yeah, love your video, you hit the point right on the head. If you like this, then you would love >>>singlesmingle.org<<< it's a great place to meet girls. I found my girlfriend in just 3 days! Y'all should check it out! >>>>singlesmingle.org<<<<<"

    ... But you're watching a video of a gopher or something, so nothing in that ad makes sense.
    The funniest spambot comments are when they attempt to 'reply' to the video's content with a certain set response, but the response and the content are polar opposites. Say, it's a hilarious comedy sketch, but there's a spambot that begins "That must suck, I know how you feel, but [insert rest of advertisement here]". Those are the most hilarious spambot fails.


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    Has anyone seen that one guy who claims to be in the navy? he keeps spaming on pewdiepies videos.
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    "It's a universal truth that all guys are dumb."

    Feminist comments like this really piss me off, and no that doesn't make me sexist to women. :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by KyuremFreeze View Post
    Has anyone seen that one guy who claims to be in the navy? he keeps spaming on pewdiepies videos.
    If it's the one that starts with "What the f*** did you just f***ing say about me, you little b****?" then it's a really old copypasta thing that's lost all humor over the years.

    Fun fact: That wall-of-text post also misspells "al-Quaeda" and "gorilla warfare."


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    What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable *** off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ExeDivinus View Post
    What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable *** off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

    lol I have this as my bio

    I just realized "gorilla" is supposed to be "guerrilla", I've seen this copypasta so many times and have never noticed until now.

    What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll **** fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ExeDivinus View Post
    What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable *** off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

    lol I have this as my bio
    There are a lot of variations of that. XD

    And your signature... That's the cutest thing I've ever seen.
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    A while ago, I was watching a video wherein someone was reading various idiotic comments from around the internet (audio only, we couldn't see them). In their comment section, someone wrote: "Eeeew! You sound fat! Go kill yourself!"

    First, rude. Second: How the hell does someone "sound fat"?
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    any and all comments posted by someone then reposted by another
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    X (dislikes)number of people are dogs on a cat video
    X number of people are cats on dog video

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    People who comment "This band/artist/song/movie/tv show/game sucks!" even though they're watching a video of it. Of course they're just trolls and nobody actually cares about their opinion anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WaterTrainer121 View Post
    If it's the one that starts with "What the f*** did you just f***ing say about me, you little b****?" then it's a really old copypasta thing that's lost all humor over the years.

    Fun fact: That wall-of-text post also misspells "al-Quaeda" and "gorilla warfare."
    Actually, it's Guerrilla Warfare. not Gorilla.
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    Stupid and youtube comments are pretty much synonymous with each other. When I watch a youtube video, the comments usually have nothing to do with the video itself. It's usually a flame war about something off-topic. You may find a good youtube comment once in a blue moon, but you have to shift through so much crap to even see it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WaterTrainer121 View Post
    If it's the one that starts with "What the f*** did you just f***ing say about me, you little b****?" then it's a really old copypasta thing that's lost all humor over the years.
    Was it ever funny to begin with?

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    I made the mistake of commenting on an N64 Rainbow Road music video that it didn't have any nostalgic feelings for me and asking for some understanding about it. I didn't go back to that video, but I did once and I found out that a lot of people were bashing me.

    I still like the music, but seriously?
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    Generally every nostalgic person on videos for the soundtracks for old games. ALL OF THEM
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhatANoseBone View Post
    Generally every nostalgic person on videos for the soundtracks for old games. ALL OF THEM
    "thumbs up if you're watching this in 2013"
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    Quote Originally Posted by ebevan91 View Post
    "thumbs up if you're watching this in 2013"
    Or the wealth of people that reply "I'm watching this in 6000 BC on my IStone"
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhatANoseBone View Post
    Or the wealth of people that reply "I'm watching this in 6000 BC on my IStone"

    Also the one in your sig

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    "still a better love story than twilight" ..... its used too often ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by flawlessazn View Post
    "still a better love story than twilight" ..... its used too often ...
    Still better than Justin Bieber is another overused one.

    Pretty much any comment that includes Justin Bieber is downright stupid, whether it's positive or negative. The people that feel the need to say how much he sucks on every video are way more annoying than any of his fans will every be.
    even if we don't understand each other, that's not a reason to reject each other. There are two sides to any argument. Is there one point of view that has all the answers? Give it some thought.
    ^ This is the reason why I like arguing. If I come off as standoffish or overly angry in an argument, don't worry. I'm probably having the time of my life. Whether I agree with them or not, the pokemon fandom has a lot of different opinions, and I love how nobody is afraid to share them.


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