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    Default SPPF CONFESSIONS SUBMISSION THREAD: reveal your inner secrets to us

    Some of you may have encountered confessions thread somewhere in the Internet, whether it be on reddit or Facebook. Basically, you send your confessions in, and I'll post them here, ANONYMOUSLY. It can be about anything*


    *just as long as it's not about you breaking some forum rules [they all still apply] or admitting you caused harmed, wether it be psychological or physical, to someone or something. Basically anything that involves you degrading someone or something disgusting, we do not want you to PM it to us.



    PM me your SPPF confession, and I will post it here without your name, so no one will know it was you.



    These are the following moderators that you can PM to post your SPPF confession:

    -Kreis
    -Ellie



    Remember, don't include any names and don't send us anything illegal! This thread will be closed and we will update with your posts. You can discuss the posts found here in the GENERAL CHAT THREAD.



    edit: DON'T SUBMIT FAKE/TROLL STORIES. We were doing some at first to humor you, but we're getting a lot of serious ones now and having to post the obviously fake ones is getting kind of annoying. C'mon, confess something real, we promise that it'll remain between you and the the mod you submitted to!


    edit 2: we reserve the right to not post confessions if they might be problematic. So far, this has not been a big problem, so keep sending your confessions!
    Last edited by Kirby; 15th January 2014 at 11:47 PM.

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    Alright folks, we have our first entry already!


    SPPF Confession #1:

    I ****ed in my neighbors yard when I was a kid
    [23:47] <kesha> PENNSATUCKY PLEASE CURE ME OF THESE UNCLEAN THOUGHTS

    pm me any reports/questions that you may have
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    SPPF Confession #2:

    i had my first sexual experience with someone in a church supply closet when i was 13
    I was not expecting a message that quick.
    If you want to fight me on Smash Bros or race me on Mario Kart 8 send me a PM or VM.

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    SPPF Confession #3:

    One time I went in my backyard with a hoe and started screaming super man dat hoe!
    If you want to fight me on Smash Bros or race me on Mario Kart 8 send me a PM or VM.

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    SPPF Confession #4:

    sometimes I think I'm cursed. D:

    [23:47] <kesha> PENNSATUCKY PLEASE CURE ME OF THESE UNCLEAN THOUGHTS

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    SPPF Confession #5:

    I knocked my parents fence down when I went joyriding in their car. they never found out it Was me because I blamed it on an imaginary group of men in a sportscar
    [23:47] <kesha> PENNSATUCKY PLEASE CURE ME OF THESE UNCLEAN THOUGHTS

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    SPPF Confession #6:

    my mom walked in on me twerking yesterday and began to sob because she thought it somehow alluded to atheism

    [23:47] <kesha> PENNSATUCKY PLEASE CURE ME OF THESE UNCLEAN THOUGHTS

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    SPPF Confession #7:

    I made out with a lesbian on a train in China D:
    If you want to fight me on Smash Bros or race me on Mario Kart 8 send me a PM or VM.

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    SPPF Confession #8:

    I miss a certain member from five years ago who used to say 'pupu' all the time.
    SPPF Confession #9:

    I have a white girl fetish :=
    If you want to fight me on Smash Bros or race me on Mario Kart 8 send me a PM or VM.

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    SPPF Confession #10:

    People who call themselves bronies are ****ing gross, most of them are old and dress in pony costuems.
    Last edited by Kreis; 20th August 2013 at 1:55 AM.
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    SPPF Confession #11:

    One time I gave a blowjob to a guy I only knew for a few weeks in bus. while other people were there.
    [23:47] <kesha> PENNSATUCKY PLEASE CURE ME OF THESE UNCLEAN THOUGHTS

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    SPPF Confession #12:

    A member here in the forums showed me a picture of his penis before. we were both of legal age, and i told him it was nice to be polite, but it was really small and i showed other people and we laughed about it. this was a long time ago, that person is no longer here
    Last edited by Kreis; 20th August 2013 at 2:07 AM.
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    SPPF Confession #13:

    When I was younger, I used to pick off old gum from sidewalks and eat it
    [23:47] <kesha> PENNSATUCKY PLEASE CURE ME OF THESE UNCLEAN THOUGHTS

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    SPPF Confession #14:

    Fell in love with my oldest friend's fiance, ****ed around with this person well over 50 times, then realized they had no intention of being with me.

    Now I can't bear to see my friend, and the fiance's mere existence shreds me inside like nothing else ever has.

    "We can still be friends?"
    ********.

    [23:47] <kesha> PENNSATUCKY PLEASE CURE ME OF THESE UNCLEAN THOUGHTS

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    SPPF Confession #15:

    I have a diaper fetish that no one here knows about and I use reddit to talk with other people about it





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    ANNOUNCEMENT: Ellie now added to list of people you can PM your confessions to. Happy confessing, keep them up!
    [23:47] <kesha> PENNSATUCKY PLEASE CURE ME OF THESE UNCLEAN THOUGHTS

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    SPPF Confession #16:

    Sometimes, on particularly lonely nights, I like to lather my body with butter and writhe around on my hard-wood floors in ecstasy while listening to the Kingston Trio.
    [23:47] <kesha> PENNSATUCKY PLEASE CURE ME OF THESE UNCLEAN THOUGHTS

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    SPPF Confession #17:

    I mistook butter for ice cream once, and even said that it was a new kind of ice cream.
    [23:47] <kesha> PENNSATUCKY PLEASE CURE ME OF THESE UNCLEAN THOUGHTS

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    SPPF Confession #18:

    I have a crush on Ellie. lol. Good thing she'll never find out. XD
    (yes this was sent to me and it was the first confession sent to me)


    be sure to read the rules of every section before posting ;)

    Little Miss Stalinist/Secret Al-Qaeda agents (i.e. Ellie) would be a ***** even if she was a conserative republican. What makes her the way she is happens to be the fact that the webmaster of this site let's her behave like this. (Of course, I would never make a liberal a staff member at any forum I'd be in charge of, regardless.)

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    SPPF Confession #19:

    Sometimes, when I pokemon battle, I get so dry.

    ????
    [23:47] <kesha> PENNSATUCKY PLEASE CURE ME OF THESE UNCLEAN THOUGHTS

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    SPPF Confession #20:

    I used to like a friend of mine and she liked me as well. I decided to show her a picture of myself and she said I was ugly. Never again my friends, never again. Sometimes I think I'm a fool for still being friends with her.


    Last edited by Kreis; 20th August 2013 at 3:25 AM.
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    SPPF Confession #21:

    I am almost 23 and have never kissed anyone or gone on a date. I sometimes wonder if I will ever find that special someone.

    be sure to read the rules of every section before posting ;)

    Little Miss Stalinist/Secret Al-Qaeda agents (i.e. Ellie) would be a ***** even if she was a conserative republican. What makes her the way she is happens to be the fact that the webmaster of this site let's her behave like this. (Of course, I would never make a liberal a staff member at any forum I'd be in charge of, regardless.)

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    SPPF Confession #22:

    i used to not like Ellie bc i thought she was mean, but i was wrong and i think she's the best.

    be sure to read the rules of every section before posting ;)

    Little Miss Stalinist/Secret Al-Qaeda agents (i.e. Ellie) would be a ***** even if she was a conserative republican. What makes her the way she is happens to be the fact that the webmaster of this site let's her behave like this. (Of course, I would never make a liberal a staff member at any forum I'd be in charge of, regardless.)

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    SPPF Confession #23

    I stole a pack of gum once.

    DID YOU GET ARRESTED???
    [23:47] <kesha> PENNSATUCKY PLEASE CURE ME OF THESE UNCLEAN THOUGHTS

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    SPPF Confession #24:


    I break down into tears of joy when I hear the AAAAAHHHHHH ZABEENYAAAAAAAA from Lion King
    I feel you bb, i feel u.
    [23:47] <kesha> PENNSATUCKY PLEASE CURE ME OF THESE UNCLEAN THOUGHTS

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    SPPF Confession #25:


    I have a mad fetish for Asian men with cornrows, so one time I went to pick up my lo mein from the local chinese take out place and the guy who gave me my food had corn rows and I think I almost passed out. He winked at me and blew me a kiss and then when I opened my fortune cookie it said "Many changes are coming, you will be happy." I immediately went back to ask him out but he wasn't there and I haven't seen him since. #storyofmylovelife
    [23:47] <kesha> PENNSATUCKY PLEASE CURE ME OF THESE UNCLEAN THOUGHTS

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