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  1. #26
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    SPPF Confession #26:

    I have a fetish for elderly priets who HAVE NOT raped any kids, especially one named father donald. I am a completely normal female college student at age 19 but this is always something i haven't been able to shake, please help, serebii
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    SPPF Confession #27:

    I want to punch the person who said bronies are gross in the dick/vagina.


    A chord was struck, I think.
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    SPPF Confession #28:

    I'm secretly a super-intelligent chimpanzee named "kokoloko" created by a top secret government project and taught to speak sign language, type in English, and play competitive Pokemon.
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    SPPF Confession #29:

    I want the person who wants to punch the person who dislikes bronies to re-evaluate their previous decision.
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    SPPF Confession #30:

    I am very, very drunk right now.

    prob with appletinis.
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    SPPF Confession #31:

    I jack off 2-3 times a day.

    You wash those hands, young man.
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    SPPF Confession #32

    So when I was younger I had an elbow fetish. Like I’m not even kidding! It’s almost embarrassing! I was a total thumbsucker and would rub people’s elbows while doing so. I even had a preference for the kinds of elbows I would rub! I hate the ones with the wrinkles in it though. They look like an old persons forehead grinded with salty french fries.


    Mmm. What an elbow.
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    SPPF Confession #33

    I have a confession thread fetish.
    It only counts if you touch yourself to this thread.
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    SPPF Confession #34:

    Confession: I hate losing and see it as a sign of my incompetence, so much so, that if i can't get something right the first time, i give up. I also gave up a dream of mine, because i was tired of trying and failing. There really isn't much of a reason for losers to even try to get better, because you're still you, you're the still the screw up you were before, you're still the one who failed before. Learning something makes no difference, because you'll still lose, just with a greater efficiency.


    idk why, but when I first read this I thought you were talking about erectile dysfunction.
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    SPPF Confession #35:

    I despise my family, and as a result, I somewhat despise myself.
    Please don't end up on this list: http://listverse.com/2013/08/18/10-y...their-parents/
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    SPPF Confession #36:

    I can't wait until Serebii forums officially is dead; the signs started years ago. ^_^
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    SPPF Confession #37:

    i accidentally swallowed my own *** before and that is why i don't swallow when i give people bjs

    be sure to read the rules of every section before posting ;)

    Little Miss Stalinist/Secret Al-Qaeda agents (i.e. Ellie) would be a ***** even if she was a conserative republican. What makes her the way she is happens to be the fact that the webmaster of this site let's her behave like this. (Of course, I would never make a liberal a staff member at any forum I'd be in charge of, regardless.)

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    SPPF Confession #38:

    I can't bring myself to watch The Lion King all the way through. It's just too hard for me.

    be sure to read the rules of every section before posting ;)

    Little Miss Stalinist/Secret Al-Qaeda agents (i.e. Ellie) would be a ***** even if she was a conserative republican. What makes her the way she is happens to be the fact that the webmaster of this site let's her behave like this. (Of course, I would never make a liberal a staff member at any forum I'd be in charge of, regardless.)

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    SPPF Confession #39:

    If I find out a friend of mine likes a guy I like I pretend to be helping her to get with him but I'm secretly sabotaging her so I can have him.

    hello there satan.
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    SPPF Confession #40:

    Sometimes when I'm falling asleep I start to cry for no reason.

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    SPPF Confession #41:

    I cry for no reason all the time but only when I'm on my period.

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    SPPF Confession #42:

    22 & still no GF.:/ I like how I saved ALOT of money but I need a WOMAN.... I also have a thing for girls who wear pink.0__0 I go crazy!




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    ANNOUNCEMENT: Kirby and Ellie are also taking confessions, so if you have confessions, you can send them to any of us. Happy confessing, and keep them coming!
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    SPPF Confession #43:

    I am 27 and have never had sex and I keep an exact day count of the last time I was "played with."

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    SPPF Confession #44:

    I pushed my 2 year old neighbor into a fish pond and made up the excuse that she tripped.
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    SPPF Confession #45:

    I once duct-taped some one to a wall in a summer camp. I enjoyed it immensely and was rather glad that it involved duct-tape and taping people to walls. It was a planned activity, so it wasn't something wrong, but I still enjoyed it quite a bit despite the fact that it was required.

    be sure to read the rules of every section before posting ;)

    Little Miss Stalinist/Secret Al-Qaeda agents (i.e. Ellie) would be a ***** even if she was a conserative republican. What makes her the way she is happens to be the fact that the webmaster of this site let's her behave like this. (Of course, I would never make a liberal a staff member at any forum I'd be in charge of, regardless.)

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    SPPF Confession #46:

    One morning I woke up and I was duct taped to a wall. I don't know how I got there =[

    be sure to read the rules of every section before posting ;)

    Little Miss Stalinist/Secret Al-Qaeda agents (i.e. Ellie) would be a ***** even if she was a conserative republican. What makes her the way she is happens to be the fact that the webmaster of this site let's her behave like this. (Of course, I would never make a liberal a staff member at any forum I'd be in charge of, regardless.)

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    SPPF Confession #47:


    Real talk. The woman in the .gif used for Confession #38 has this gleam in her eye that is really turning me on. She's just got a really sexy and flirtatious energy about her.

    probably bc of the death of her irl bf.
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    SPPF Confession #48:

    A couple of years ago, I befriended someone one here. He's not here anymore, and I'm not dropping names. We became close, and he became...weirdly clingy and such. He would fuss at me for smoking, and be entirely too nosy towards me (like, wanting to know where I live exactly, what I was doing at any given time--even weird things like what razor I use to shave my legs). Eventually, he sent me a picture of his penis. I stopped talking to him after that, and he was banned shortly after. I still have trouble allowing myself to befriend people online.

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    SPPF Confession #49:

    One time I was ****ing someone and I pooped on them a little bit.

    Let us have a moment of silence.
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    SPPF Confession #50:

    A guy came on my forehead once and it got in my eye and really hurt.

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