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    SPPF Confession #51:

    I sharted when I was with my friend and had to waddle away to a bathroom.
    Last edited by Kreis; 20th August 2013 at 7:13 AM.

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    Little Miss Stalinist/Secret Al-Qaeda agents (i.e. Ellie) would be a ***** even if she was a conserative republican. What makes her the way she is happens to be the fact that the webmaster of this site let's her behave like this. (Of course, I would never make a liberal a staff member at any forum I'd be in charge of, regardless.)

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    ANNOUNCEMENT: first post updated. Please submit real confessions, if you find that your posts aren't being submitted, it's because we're looking for authentic posts. We were including some obviously fake/troll ones before to humor you, but this will be more interesting if people submit real confessions! We promise that your confessions are between you and the mod you submit it to! Have fun, and keep submitting.

    Remember, confessions can be sent to: Ellie, Kirby, and me (Kreis).
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    SPPF Confession #52:

    I have a stuffed animal cat I named Stripy, and I stll have her after 17 years.


    I hope you wash it.
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    SPPF Confession #53:

    I met someone here in person and I regret it.
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    SPPF Confession #54:

    I was...or rather still am in love with one particular celebrity. She was supposed to be my fairy tale ending, and I believed so much she was my soul-mate, because I didn't intentionally fall in love with, but I did, and the love I felt for her was so strong, I was willing to sacrifice my life just so she could be with someone she was meant to be with, even if that person wasn't me.

    Then I found out in June she was pregnant and getting married. And despite the thought of being with her, is now never going to happen (as if it was going to ever happen period) I still want to be with her.

    The pain I feel knowing that I will never be with her, makes me believe I will never find anyone special. Because if I loved her as I did, unintentionally, and it hurt more than any other girl that I've ever loved due to what happened. I don't even want to imagine the pain I will suffer for the next girl/woman I fall in love with that's going to end up not going the way I hoped.

    Oh well, right? It's not like I have anything to offer women anyway. I'll just sit in my room, go on the forums for hours on end, maybe have a minimum wage job, and that'll be life.

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    SPPF Confession #55:

    I am an avid fan of salt
    SPPF Confession #56:

    For a while now, I have begun to think that love isn't what a lot of people make it out to be and is more selfish than what I thought it was before.
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    SPPF Confession #57:

    I used to have an out of control rage when I received the slightest insult


    SPPF Confession #58:

    My cat rarely enjoys it when I pet him. The only way I can get a purr out of him is if I sit next to my mom; his eyes are closed so he thinks I'm someone else.
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    SPPF Confession #59:

    I used to cry on a regular basis whenever I saw any sad movie, even if the sadness was very mild.



    SPPF Confession #60:

    I think I have become slightly cold over the years, I guess that's what life does to you.
    Last edited by Kreis; 20th August 2013 at 5:49 PM.
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    SPPF Confession #61:

    I know that I like males, and I accept that. My family is homophobic, though. I can get hard from girls, but am not sure if i truly like them or if it's society shaping my mind. I want to come out, but am afraid that my family will shun me and I might get kicked out, and I cannot survive on my own because I rely on my mom.
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    SPPF Confession #62:

    I had a girlfriend once before I got married who was really into pain. She talked me into it and I let her whip me and put out cigarettes on me during sex. That was during my wasteful youth days but I still fantasize about it. It's weird because I'm not a person that likes being physically hurt, but as time goes on I miss it and have daydreams about women beating the **** out of me during sex.
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    SPPF Confession #63:

    I have a massive crush on Taylor Swift. I'm not even joking. I cry sometimes when I realise that ill never meet her in person and that she's taken by, well, soon to be every celebrity ever. But I still love her no matter what. Sometimes I try and think that she's singing to me when I listen to her music. Then I start crying again. Its. A beutiful, tragic love affair.



    #63 followup:

    I just started crying again when I saw that gif you put with my previous confession. Its like teardrops on my guitar.
    Last edited by Kreis; 20th August 2013 at 6:00 PM.
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    SPPF Confession #64:

    Someone on this site has seen me naked.

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    SPPF Confession #65:

    I'm a Christian, but I have a lot of problems. I get bored at church, I lie frequently, and I've broken too many rules to count. It's somewhat weird - I don't feel guilty, but I feel guilty (and worried) for NOT feeling guilty. I want to live a good, right life, but dealing with temptations can be pretty tough for me.

    I also think like a romance novel at times (rather embarrassing for a guy like me), and I hope that eventually, I can find a wife who has the following attributes:
    1) is good-hearted
    2) is fun-loving
    3) is beautiful
    4) is clever (I love smart-alecky folks)
    5) shares my religious beliefs
    6) doesn't disapprove of my interests (which may be tough, as I don't know many Christian girls who could take literature, video games, anime, and the Internet as seriously as I do)
    7) loves the idea of having children
    and
    8) isn't taller than I am (I'm not exactly short, but I'm not that tall, either, and I find the idea of my wife being taller than me ridiculously humiliating).

    I can also be pretty insecure at times, which has nothing to do with religion, but still irks me. This fact irritates me because of two things:
    1) most people who know me believe to be a brave, daring person who isn't afraid to put himself out there,
    and
    2) once upon a time, they'd have been absolutely right.
    As I've gotten older, I've gotten considerably more self-conscious. This has resulted in me fearing for my self image. I miss the me who once wouldn't give a darn for my reputation and would just do what I thought was okay.

    I also suspect that most of my friends believe me to be an idiot. They're good people, but I just get that feeling that they do. I can't really blame them - my grades aren't even close to notable. Not to mention that people occasionally seem surprised when I make a discerning comment or decision. One particularly smart friend of mine who is my superior academically has wondered why I overshadow him in strategic Pokémon battling. The thing is, I'm NOT an idiot. My problem is that I'm incredibly lazy. I've been struggling with that, too, but it's hard.

    I'm also rather perverted. Cute and/or beautiful girls my age are just too attractive to ignore, but being the gutless coward that I am, all I can do is take discreet glances at their faces and bodies from time to time (instead of taking a firm hand with myself and telling myself to knock it off). This even applies to girls in anime/manga. (Weirdly, I have some sort of standard on this: if said girl is romantically involved with another character in the book/show, I automatically bar her as off limits and just view her as one of the characters just like anyone else.) I also have the bad tendency to screw myself roughly once a day. This simply won't due in the future, when I plan to be married, and I REALLY need to cut it out.

    My last problem: I have nobody who I can tell this to personally. My best friend, who I used to be able to tell everything to, has grown pretty distant recently. If I told this to ANYBODY else - even my parents! - I wouldn't be able to face them again. I'd simply be too humiliated.

    That's why I have to say it here. I have to get it out somehow. Meanwhile, in real life, I'll have to continue with my masquerade of smiles and jokes.

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    SPPF Confession #66:

    My confession I guess

    I used to fight professionally because I was really good at it, and it really took away all my time and my dream of being a comic book artist who draws a story for everyone, so 2 1/2 years ago, even if it cost me a good home and a good job I gave it all up so I can be real with my dream, because to me that's my fortune.
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    SPPF Confession #67:

    i had a dream about sppf where a member here was a serial killer

    not joking either, it happened last night
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    SPPF Confession #68:

    Well, I drank an entire bottle of vodka at 10am on a festival to forget my tent got flooded by the rain, started hugging random people I never saw before, threw half eaten subs and beer at people and ended up having my hangover in the evening, missing the best band. I couldn't throw up and ended up crawling back in my tent feeling miserable under a soaked sleeping bag.
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    SPPF Confession #69 (heh, 69, get it???):

    I only like those floppy noodle fries you get at McDonald's and it depresses me that they aren't sold anywhere else.

    Also, yesterday I had a balloon full of helium that was starting to float less. You know, like they do? So I put it in the kitchen and played on my DS for a bit, then I turned and it had floated into my room and I was like WOAH WTF. I put it back in the kitchen and played more, but then I got hungry, so I went to the kitchen for a snack.

    The balloon was in the hallway. Floating. Waiting.

    I was the only one in the house at the time, so I got really creeped out and since I'm a paranoid, I figured the most logical conclusion was GHOSTS. I stabbed the balloon with a knife and popped it, then threw away the remains.

    Then, tonight, at exactly midnight, my alarm clock went off.

    I never set my alarm clock, much less for midnight.

    And when I told my parents and brother about it (and my brother SLEEPS IN THE SAME ROOM AS ME), they claimed they didn't hear anything.

    I don't feel safe.
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    SPPF Confession #70:

    In High School I'd go around school with duct tape and during class I'd duct tape my face and would always get yelled at by the teachers, no one can take a real joke in school....

    be sure to read the rules of every section before posting ;)

    Little Miss Stalinist/Secret Al-Qaeda agents (i.e. Ellie) would be a ***** even if she was a conserative republican. What makes her the way she is happens to be the fact that the webmaster of this site let's her behave like this. (Of course, I would never make a liberal a staff member at any forum I'd be in charge of, regardless.)

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    SPPF Confession #71:

    I liked your previous avatar better, Ellie.

    No offense btw 8)
    for reference this was my old avatar:






    be sure to read the rules of every section before posting ;)

    Little Miss Stalinist/Secret Al-Qaeda agents (i.e. Ellie) would be a ***** even if she was a conserative republican. What makes her the way she is happens to be the fact that the webmaster of this site let's her behave like this. (Of course, I would never make a liberal a staff member at any forum I'd be in charge of, regardless.)

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    SPPF Confession #72:

    I'm so in love with a man that even to look at him causes me actual physical pain because every time I'm reminded of what I can't and probably never will have. This combined with the fact that I've only ever known unrequited love means that I'm pretty sure of myself that I'm going to die alone. And that ****ing scares me

    be sure to read the rules of every section before posting ;)

    Little Miss Stalinist/Secret Al-Qaeda agents (i.e. Ellie) would be a ***** even if she was a conserative republican. What makes her the way she is happens to be the fact that the webmaster of this site let's her behave like this. (Of course, I would never make a liberal a staff member at any forum I'd be in charge of, regardless.)

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    SPPF Confession #73:


    -Since I saw Confession #37, I have the hardest one for the girls in pink.

    -Used to crush on Shirley Temple. Of course, now I can't even bring myself to like the shows/movies.

    -I've been invisible for the past few weeks, not only because of school, but because I'm waiting for two of my other friends to get back online.
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    SPPF Confession #74:

    Anyone remember that one hacker that hacked a bunch of Pokemon forums (I think the name was BoxRoot)? Ever since I found out she was an 18 yr. old girl (as opposed to the fat old computer nerd stereotype), I've fantasized about meeting her, among...other things.

    My image of her is of a dominant, takes-no-**** girl with a "sweeter" side that she shows if you can please her.




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    SPPF Confession #75:

    My confession? I hate confession threads.
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    SPPF Confession #76:

    I fear I am on the verge of a mental breakdown.

    I have lost a lot of sleep and I am over stressed about a lot of things. I feel like I'm not in control of my life. Specially because of my mother.
    I recently graduated, but she wants me to go back to school. I told her I want at least a year before i could go back to it, but she forced me to go and sign up.
    It's not about my education I'm guessing. Its about her. She wants to keep an image. I can't stand it. I went to school to study in the Medical Field, which its something I didn't want to do. Its what she wanted to do when she was young. Seems like she wants to shape my life into what she wanted all along.

    I can't say no to her because she just yells and screams I'm worthless and that I can't do anything and I will never be able to take control of my goddamn life. Guess what? I have been trying, but I only get shot down with the same **** I can't take.

    I have been battling depression since seventh grade. She thinks its just a phase. I thought it was too, but I keep coming back to it. I try my very hardest to not self-harm. You can't even imagine how many times I got yelled at for it. It always crosses my mind though and it happens. I hide them better now.

    All of this seems because of my mother. I used to try talk to her about it, but she always shuts me out, tries to change the subject, or berates me.

    I wish she would just listen for once and understand.

    be sure to read the rules of every section before posting ;)

    Little Miss Stalinist/Secret Al-Qaeda agents (i.e. Ellie) would be a ***** even if she was a conserative republican. What makes her the way she is happens to be the fact that the webmaster of this site let's her behave like this. (Of course, I would never make a liberal a staff member at any forum I'd be in charge of, regardless.)

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    SPPF Confession #77:

    I fell in love with a girl only to find out that she was my cousin. Good thing is, I didn't really 'do' anything with her. In fact, I don't even think she knew I existed.

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