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    It will see how much America sucks and sell us to China!

    Scrafty for president because it's a gangsta and it will make America cool
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    It will not only legalize it, but make it law to grow pot!

    Ninetales for president because it will make america more majestic! (the next poster better not make a naruto refference)
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    (must resist Naruto Reference........... already has compared Seibold to Deidara xDDDDD)

    It will cause a drought once it uses drought, then everyone will want to impeach her


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    No! Gaaras defences are much better!

    Eevee for president because it can change our country in many ways!
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    It could turn into flareon and doom us all.

    Remoraid for president because it's a freaking rifle fish that will defend us
    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=35776

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    Yeah, the Democrats'd never let that fly, they'd complain that America's being sold out to the NRA.

    Braviary for president because it's the symbol of our country!

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    But he's colour scheme would cause controversies all over, since he looks like an American Indian bird to some!

    Dialga for president! He's time powers would solve many problems!


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    That will cause a Great War between Palkia and Dialga which will destroy California.

    Porygon-Z for president, because our technological society will be enhanced by it.
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    We cannot allow a pokemon who evolved by third party software be our leader. (What if the CIA put some mind control mechanism in that dubious disc?)

    Glaceon for president , because it could withstand conferences in the cold taiga of Russia. Think of it ,the Russians will start to respect us and will become our best ally.

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    Our president can't handle the global warming.

    Castform for president. He will change the weather for our beneficts.
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    And make Global Warming even worse...

    Delphox for president. She'll wave her magic wand, and solve all our problems! BD
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    Too late.
    Our nation already tied her to a pole and are planning to burn her for being accused of being a witch. Since she is a Fire type she should be fine ,but if she will not stay low for a while they will drown her for sure.

    Jirachi for president because it will make our wishes come true ,and ParaFlinch our enemies.

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    If we go to war, it might grant the enemy's wishes accidentally.

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    But its a God, it can't do everything for us....


    Raichu for President because its quick and its long lightening tail can help zap our enemies to death
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    If it's as powerful as you said, people at power plants will work it to death.

    Rayquaza lives in the ozone lair, so it can watch us from above and be more aware of danger.
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    It might Draco Meteor the capital

    Tropius for president because it will give us food
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    It might use Solar Beam or Leaf Storm to close to the children...

    Chesnaught because it can flip a 50-ton tank.
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    But it's not good with Economics!

    Stunfisk, because he's good at everything!


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    We will have no suitable replacement after his death!

    Porygon2 for president because he can enforce computer hacking laws.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thesurfing Snivy View Post
    Its not even a Fire type... It will not burn even our crappy reports and other junk we write on the paper ,talk about frying fish.
    Besides if fairies decide to raid the White house our president will be helpless.

    Grovyle for president because he is a kind Pokemon who cares about our world and even risked his life to restore the Temporal tower.

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    Should we trust someone who was sealed in a staff for thousands of years?

    Seaking for president because we will gain the title ,,Kings of the sea". seaKING ,get it?
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    Seaking already went all over the internet. It doesn't need more fame.

    Xerneas because it gives life.
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    Zombie Apocalypse run!

    Yveltal for president! He will bring destruction upon our foes!
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    He might bring destruction upon us.

    Mudkipz because everyone lieks him.
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    The internet will crash

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