Yeah you guys shouldn't even try bothering explaining to him because he's too stuck up on the fact that he feels he's right (Sensible people would not hit a 14 year old girl) so let's move on.
Kirby if you do cry it's okay and remember suicide isn't this answer please call kids help phone 1-800-668-6868
Today I found a really rare thing for an eye-poppingly low price. I don't do much recreational spending, but this is almost like happiness.
"What's it gonna be? I don't know. But maybe along the way, you take my hand, tell a few jokes, and have some fun. C'mon, pal. You're not afraid, are ya?"
Let me get this straight... you believe you found a rare item for a good bargain, and your plan is to not tell us what that object and price are?
I'm in kirby's boat now crying b/c my reference went unnoticed