*Looks at PokeProphet seductively*…and realized that he had just woken up next to Swifty.
Now, this may be a bit hard for the younger readers to understand, but when a straight guy, at any moment in his life, finds himself laying on the ground, head and body acing and not remembering what he did before he passed out, and lying side by side with another guy, that experience immediately strikes a horrible fear in said guy. If you don’t understand why it should, you’re too young to realize anyway.
T_T *After doing his thing with Prophet, Swifty flips out and kills him*Swifty: Wait, you’re a Special Agent? I thought you were the CO of the Contestship!
Jo-Jo: Whoever gave you that silly idea?
Swifty: Well, I believe it was PokeProphet…
PokeProphet: Huh? I never said she was.
Swifty: Dang. Must have been my imagination, then.