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    Okie dokes. -waits very patiently for tomorrow- =P

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    Permission from the villians? o_o I thought I said it was okay. O_O

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    ^There are a couple others, including     Spoiler:
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    ...interesting-ness...

    I hope the other people ok the chapter; this sounds like it will be an interesting chapter.
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    I've just gotten done reading this, and I have to say, I love it! It's extremely funny, and uses a very creative concept. I look forward to seeing more of this in the near future!

    I only wish I'd gotten into this story earlier. All the wasted months! ;_;

    And, on another note, the "meatloaf" option in the poll was hilarious. XD

    Also, I was wondering, was the PM list reinstated? Because I read a post saying it was gone, then I saw other posts suggesting that it was back. If it still exists, may I please be added to it? Only if it's not too much trouble, though. I don't want to inconvenience the already-swamped authors.
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    Man...i have to wait XD
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    Okay peeps, here it finally is. The next chapter:

    Chapter 5 - The Evil Pact

    PokeProphet: Kojho! Is there any sign of survivors?
    Kojho: Negative sir. All gymshippers have been destroyed.

    Tears welled up in Water Spirit's eyes, as the words echoed through her
    head. All gymshippers have been destroyed. All have been destroyed.
    Destroyed.

    Pokeplayer984: Well, guess we're not going to catch them later.

    Water Spirit could hold it in any longer. She stood up and ran to her
    room, tears streaming down her face.

    Pokeplayer984: What? Was it something I said?
    gladdecease: Jerk!

    Ten minutes later...
    Water Spirit sat on her bed, with her knees curled up under her chin. She
    still couldn't stop crying, when she thought about what happened just a
    few minutes age. The screams of the Gymshippers while their ships we're
    vaporised just kept echoing through her head.
    She heard the door behind her slide open. Angrily, she turned around.

    Water Spirit: I don't want to be bothered right no..... Oh. It's you.
    Pokeplayer984: Are you okay?

    Pokeplayer984 looked down on her. For a moment, he was surprised how
    painful it was to him to see her like this. Even after all the fight, all
    the time apart, he couldn't help it. He couldn't help his heart breaking.

    Water Spirit: Well, ehm, yes. Besides from the fact that I just
    became a mass murderer.

    Pokeplayer984 sat beside her. Gently, he rubbed her arm.

    Pokeplayer984: You did what you had to do.
    Water Spirit: I didn't have to do this!
    Pokeplayer984: But if you hadn't done it, the Pokeship would've
    been destroyed! Come on, give yourself a break. You know you're not evil.
    Water Spirit: How do you know! For all I care, I'm no better then
    Alfonso.
    Pokeplayer984: Alfonso wouldn't be on his bed crying after flaming
    a couple of opposing shippers. He would be on the bridge. Laughing.
    Water Spirit: It doesn't matter. What matters is that I just
    betrayed everything I stand for. Everything I believe in.
    Pokeplayer984: What matters, is that you had the courage to believe
    in it in the first place! Unlike others. Unlike...me.

    A long silence followed.

    Water Spirit: Pokeplayer?
    Pokeplayer984: Yes?
    Water Spirit: Do you ever think about...us. You know, the way
    things we're before we...you know. Split up?
    Pokeplayer984: Ehm, yes.

    Water Spirit looked him in the eyes.

    Water Spirit: Do you ever wish it still was that way. You know.
    That we never had that fight. That we would still be...you know.

    Pokeplayer984 felt like he was choking. This couldn't be happening right
    now. It was all so long ago. He had just made the decision to move on.
    Besides, she was his captain now. Saying yes would complicate things
    beyond belief.

    Saying no, however, would be lying.

    Pokeplayer984: I....

    A voice over the intercom interrupted him. Pokeplayer984 felt both
    irritated and relieved at the same time.

    PokeProphet: Captain Water Spirit! Pokeplayer984! There's another
    enemy ship approaching. We need you on the bridge!

    Pokeplayer984: Well, guess we better get going then.
    Water Spirit: Yeah, guess we better.

    Moments later:

    PokeProphet: Sorry to bother you captain, but there's another
    vessel approaching.
    Water Spirit: What are the readings?
    gladdecease: They're odd, captain. It's a fairly big ship, but I'm
    only detecting one life sign aboard. Looks like it's a one-man-ship.
    Water Spirit: Weapon systems?
    DragonMaster13: *taking place behind his desk again* Medium caliber
    captain. I'm getting the readings now. Looks like it's
    carrying...Pokeshipping hints?
    PokeProphet: What? Are you sure?
    DragonMaster13: Positive. High calibre Pokeshipping hints too.
    Water Spirit: Are we still sure that this is an enemy ship then?
    gladdecease: Yes captain. No doubt about it.
    Water Spirit: So we have a one man ship...
    PokeProphet: ...carrying high calibre Pokeshipping hints...
    Water Spirit: ...but still very hostile towards Pokeshipping.

    They looked at each other in dreaded recognition.

    Water Spirit: Well, I feel awfully tired! *fake yawn* I'm going
    back to my quarters now. You handle this, PokeProphet.
    PokeProphet: Oh, like hell I will!
    Water Spirit: Are you ignoring a direct order?
    PokeProphet: For this guy? You bet your lovely backside I am!
    Water Spirit: My lovely WHAT?
    PokeProphet: You heard me!
    DragonMaster13: Hey guys, just chill! This guy is carrying
    Pokeshipping hints. How much can he possibly hurt us?
    PokeProphet: You don't understand. This guy is...well...he's
    just...let's just say I don't feel like dealing with him.
    Water Spirit: But deal with him you shall. That's an order,
    PokeProphet. I'll be leaving now.

    She left.

    PokeProphet: Oh great. That's just fantastic. Fine then. General
    Solcray! Hail him.
    General Solcray: On screen, sir.
    PokeProphet: This is PokeProphet from the U.S.S. Pokeship. Please
    identify yours...
    Enemy shipper: I don't like Ash and Misty, together!
    PokeProphet: This is PokeProphet from the U.S.S. Pokeship. Please
    id....
    Enemy shipper: I don't like Ash and Misty, together!
    PokeProphet: Yes, you just pointed that out. Now please identify...
    Enemy shipper: I like Ash with Melody!
    PokeProphet: Oh for crying out loud FOLLOW THE PROTOCOL SHEGO!!!

    Meanwhile, a shipper in another part of the galaxy had other things to
    worry about then Shego.

    She felt tensed. Maybe not as tensed as any other person would be, if they
    would have to do what she was about to do, but still.

    The whole plan depended on this moment. Months of planning would all
    either pay off today, or not at all. Today, the fate of those blasted
    Pokeshippers would be decided. And if she could help it, that fate would
    be horrible.

    Wolf Goddess: Hey! Move over!
    Neopolis3: No, YOU move over!
    Wolf Goddess: You're not much of a gentleman, are you?
    Neopolis3: Well, at least I'M not the one taking in all the room on
    this shuttle with my big but!
    Wolf Goddess: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?
    Neopolis3: You heard me....AAAHHHH no not the leg anything but the
    leg ARGH!!!

    She sighed. People who think Ash and Misty fight a lot, should spend a
    trip trough the galaxy with Wolf Goddess and Neopolis3 in the back of
    their shuttle. Compared to them, Ash and Misty were soft like morning
    snow. She almost felt relieved when their destination became visible.

    Almost.

    The Slash Star was gigantic. The biggest battlestation on the Serebii
    quadrant. Build to show off the grandeur of it inhabitants. No ship would
    get near it, unless it's inhabitants wanted it to get near it, if only to
    see the looks on their faces when they got vaporised by a massive STFU.
    Everywhere it came, the Slash Star struck fear into those who saw it.

    Of course, the effect was spoiled a bit by the whole battle station being
    a bright pink.

    But hey, this WAS the home-base of the Slash Six.

    They were, without a doubt, waiting for her right now. Better not to keep
    them waiting long. They hate waiting. Granted, they hate pretty much
    everything. Pokeshippers. Bad fanfics. N00bs. Bunnies. But the problem was
    not being hated by them. Anyone could spend a long, good life being hated
    by the Slash Six.
    As long as they were also far, far away from said Slash Six.

    She thought about what she was about to do, and smiled. Any normal
    Advanceshipper would crap his pants, trying to do what she was about to
    do.
    Luckily, Cold KatanaGirl wasn't your average Advanceshipper.

    She landed the ship in one of the docks of the Slash Star. A grunt was
    waiting for them as she, Wolf Goddess and Neopolis3 left the ship.

    Grunt: Welcome, Advanceshippers. My masters are ready to see you now.
    Cold KatanaGirl: Very well.
    Grunt: Follow me please.

    Ten minutes, various corridors, and ten security checks later:

    Neopolis3: Are we there yet?
    Grunt: For the third time, no!
    Cold KatanaGirl: Easy Neo. You have to understand that the Slash
    Six desire some privacy and protection. But I'm sure we're almost there.
    Wolf Goddess: Hey Neo! Come look at this relief on the wall. They
    show Will, Brawly, Morty and Eusine wrestling!
    Cold KatanaGirl: They're not wrestling.
    Wolf Goddess: What do you mean?
    Cold KatanaGirl: They're NOT wrestling.
    Wolf Goddess: But this one clearly shows Will and Brawly grabbing
    Morty and...oh *blush*.
    Neopolis3: Wow. Wouldn't that hurt?
    Cold KatanaGirl: Probably.

    Suddenly, the corridor ended in what seemed like a massive steel door. In
    the steel, seven symbols were engraved. The symbols of the Slash Six.
    The grunt tapped in a security code, and a sinister voice sounded over the
    intercom.

    Sinister Voice: Yes?
    Grunt: They have arrived.
    Sinister Voice: Excellent.

    Slowly, the big steel doors slid open. Behind it was nothing but darkness.

    Neopolis3: Errrrr...okay. You first!
    Wolf Goddess: What do you mean you first?
    Neopolis3: You wanted me to be a gentleman! So, ladies first!
    Wolf Goddess: Ladies includes you!
    Neopolis3: WHAT???

    Cold KatanaGirl sighed, and stepped into the darkness. Wolf Goddess and
    Neopolis3 followed quickly behind her.

    They're eyes took a moment to adapt to the darkness. Slowly, the room was
    becoming visible to them. And they didn't like what they saw.

    The room was round, and about sixty feet high. The ceiling was made out of
    painted glass, which showed the all watching eye, a symbol of power to
    illustrate that the Slash Six saw everything that was going on on the
    forum. ANYthing. However, the eye wasn't even the most impressive part of
    the chamber.

    The most impressive part was the Gym Leaders.

    There were six. Each of them a grey giant, positioned so that it looked
    like they were upholding the ceiling. With hard, concrete faces, they
    looked down at the middle of the chamber where the three Advanceshippers
    were standing now. Cold KatanaGirl looked at them one at the time, and
    recognised each one instantly.

    Brawly
    Roxanne
    Giovanni
    Bugsy
    Wallace
    Falkner
    The six favourites of the Slash Six.

    A giant table, shaped like a half moon, stood in the middle of the room.
    The table was divided into seven parts, each part leading to a giant chair
    carrying the symbol of the Slash Six.

    And there they were.

    Blackjack Gabbiani. The Team Rocket specialist
    Toraphi. The neglectshipper
    twilightespeon. The evil genius
    The Incarnation Pokemon. The mystery
    Phantom Bugsy. The extreme
    Alfonso. The leader

    The Slash Six

    Their faces were hidden in darkness, leaving only some silhouettes to be
    seen. But Cold KatanaGirl didn't need to see their eyes, to know they were
    watching her.

    Toraphi: Welcome, foolish mortals.
    Blackjack Gabbiani: Welcome to your graves.
    twilightespeon: Let go of your inferior ships.
    Phantom Bugsy: Or be slashed.
    Alfonso: For we are…
    The Incarnation Pokemon: Twe swasw siw!!!

    *silence*

    Alfonso: *sigh*. How many times have I told you not to eat fudges
    during our evil motto?
    The Incarnation Pokemon: Sowwy.
    Blackjack Gabbiani: This really isn’t good for our image.
    twilightespeon: You mean the same image that keeps me from turning
    on the light in here? Screw it! Being an evil vague silhouette is nice and
    all when you’re a villain, but do you know how hard it is to read a good
    book in here?
    Toraphi:Oh come on. Villains don’t read books!
    twilightespeon: So what DO villains do in their spare time?
    Phantom Bugsy: Torture Pokeshippers!
    Blackjack GabbianiNo Oos, that’s what YOU do.
    Phantom Bugsy: Oh yeah, it is. *smiles*.
    twilightespeon: All I’m saying is, why does this room have to be
    so gloomy?
    Blackjack Gabbiani: You already painted our battle station pink!
    Can we have something dark and evil around here?
    Alfonso: *ahum*
    Blackjack Gabbiani: What? Oh, right. The impressive welcome.
    Alfonso: Tell me, Cold KatanaGirl. What brings you here?
    Cold KatanaGirl: I’ve come to do a proposal.
    Phantom Bugsy: WHAT? No way! Alfonso is mine!
    Cold KatanaGirl: Not THAT kind of proposal. I wanted to propose
    something else. Something like a…team-up.
    Alfonso: You want us to team up with you? And for what reason?
    Cold KatanaGirl: To destroy the Pokeshippers.
    Toraphi: HAH! I don’t think we need YOU for that.
    Cold KatanaGirl: True. You could do it alone. But that would take
    years. If we join forces, all could end within a single day.
    Blackjack Gabbiani: Your ‘forces’? You mean that sorry excuse for
    a ship called Advanceshipping?
    Cold KatanaGirl: No, I’m not just talking about Advanceshipping.
    I’m talking about anything that’s even the slightest opposed against
    Pokeshipping. Advanceshipping, Gymshipping, Orangeshipping, Kissshipping,
    Altoshipping. You name it. All the het ships against Pokeshipping. If they
    are to join forces with the Slashers, the Pokeship will be history.
    The Incarnation Pokemon: Hmmm. Sounds interesting.
    Alfonso: Yes. There’s only one tiny little question.
    Cold KatanaGirl: Yes?
    Alfonso: Why would we help you Advanceshippers gain control?
    Because in case you hadn’t noticed, we hate your guts just as bad as we
    hate the Pokeshippers. Why should we trade one sucky ship for another?
    Phantom Bugsy: Yeah, it’s like trading one bunny for the other
    bunny. God I hate bunnies. Always sitting around, just looking cute. LET’S
    SEE HOW CUTE YOU LOOK IN A FRYING PAN!!!
    Alfonso: Yeah. *sweatdrops*. Sorry, she really hates bunnies. But
    as for you, the answer is no. As much as we would love to see the
    Pokeshippers bleeding…
    Toraphi: …boiling…
    Blackjack Gabbiani: …drowning…
    twilightespeon: …cuddling…
    The Incarnation Pokemon: …freezing…
    twilightespeon: …wait a minute, what did I say?…
    Phantom Bugsy: …burning…
    Alfonso: …and dying, I really don’t see why we should help you.
    That’s it. Bye now.
    Cold KatanaGirl: Okay then. Guess I’ll just leave.

    Just before leaving the room, she turned around to face Phantom Bugsy.

    Cold KatanaGirl: Oh, by the way Oos, I have to say that I’m
    impressed. I didn’t think you’d handle it so well. I mean, the old Phantom
    Bugsy would have killed PokeProphet for what he said about Brawly.
    *Silence*
    Cold KatanaGirl: You do know what he said about Brawly, right?
    Phantom Bugsy: WHAT. DID. HE. SAY?
    Cold KatanaGirl: Oh, nothing. Just something about Brawly being,
    what was it again?
    Phantom Bugsy: SPIT IT!!!
    Cold KatanaGirl: Straight. And hot for Flannery.
    Phantom Bugsy: !!!

    The next moments were filled with the dreadful silence that proceeds the
    eruption of a vulcano.

    Cold KatanaGirl: Well, goodbye then. Give me a call if you change
    your mind.

    She stepped outside. Neopolis3 and Wolf Goddess followed her quickly. The
    thick steel doors closed behind them. They were proud, hard steel doors,
    designed to hold back any kind of army that wanted to attack The Six, if
    there would ever be an army stupid enough to do that.
    Three seconds later, mount Bugsy erupted.
    Cold KatanaGirl could hear her reaction through the doors. Perfect.

    Meanwhile:

    Shego: Take that! Ash belongs with Melody!
    PokeProphet: Shego!
    Shego: And that! Misty should be with an older guy like, Danny!
    PokeProphet: Shego, it’s not working! We LIKE hints from Pokemon2000.
    Shego: And this! Melody and Ash forever!
    PokeProphet: *sigh*

    Meanwhile meanwhile:

    twilightespeon: Oh…
    Toraphi: …bloody…
    The Incarnation Pokemon: …hell.
    Phantom Bugsy: RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
    Blackjack Gabbiani: It’s okay girl. Just let it out.
    Phantom Bugsy: I WANT TO RIP HIS HEART OUT!!!
    Toraphi: Just get rid of your anger.
    Phantom Bugsy: I WANT HIS HEAD ON A PLATE!!!
    twilightespeon: There there.
    Phantom Bugsy: I WANT TO SKIP-ROPE WITH HIS GUTS!!!
    Alfonso: Heheh. Original.
    Phantom Bugsy: I want to hold him in my arms…
    The Incarnation Pokemon: Huh?
    Phantom Bugsy: AND BREAK HIS FRIGGIN BACK!!!
    The Incarnation Pokemon: Ah.
    Phantom Bugsy: My Brawly. In a conventional het pairing. How DARE
    he? I mean, if Brawly was straight, AND with Flannery, that would mean
    that I would…I would…
    Alfonso: You would have to marry me. We’d have lots of babies, and
    live in a nice house in the suburbs. And you’d chain me and whip me hard,
    everytime I’d been a bad, bad boy.

    Phantom Bugsy looked up at him. Then, her face fluently changed from pure
    rage to cute smile.

    Phantom Bugsy: You’re right. That wouldn’t be so bad. Especially
    the whipping part. Thanks Alfie. You always know just what to say to cheer
    me up.
    Alfonso: Anytime, my little dominatrix.

    The other four just shook their heads. Communication between Alfonso and
    Phantom Bugsy seemed to go on at a completely different level.
    Suddenly, Phantom Bugsy’s eyes glanced.

    Phantom Bugsy: Wait a minute! Cold KatanaGirl didn’t mention the
    Hoennshippers, right?
    Toraphi: No, she didn’t.
    Phantom Bugsy: So, that means that they will team-up with the
    Pokeshippers?
    The Incarnation Pokemon: That’s possible. I’ve heard that Kojho-guy
    is a real hotshot in both those ships. Plus that Kyoto-chan seems to be a fan of PokeProphet.
    Phantom Bugsy: Of course! Why didn’t I think of this? The Bishoudo!

    She jumped up, and stormed out of the room.

    Twilightespeon: So, what do you think she’s going to do?
    Alfonso: I have no idea. But I do know this. When the Slash Six
    fight, they fight together. No exceptions. Blackjack?
    Blackjack Gabbiani: Yeah?
    Alfonso: Call Cold KatanaGirl. Tell her we accept her offer. Tell
    her we are going to destroy the Pokeship. Together.

    Cold KatanaGirl was just about to enter her shuttle, when a grunt
    approached her.

    Grunt: Miss KatanaGirl?
    Cold KatanaGirl: Yes?
    Grunt: My masters have accepted your offer.
    Cold KatanaGirl: Excellent. Tell them I will set up a stage for
    battle with the Pokeship within the next three weeks. We will rendez-vous
    later.

    She turned around, and entered the shuttle. Excellent. Everything had gone
    exactly as she planned it.
    Neopolis3 and Wolf Goddess followed her. The doors closed, and the ship
    took of.

    Neopolis3: Wow! Great job boss. I didn’t even know that PokeProphet had
    said such a thing about Brawly.

    Cold KatanaGirl looked at him, with that look that made whoever she was
    looking at feel like he was the dumbest person in the galaxy. She was very
    good at that look.

    Neopolis3: He…didn’t?

    Cold KatanaGirl smiled. Neopolis3 just swallowed. He couldn’t help
    thinking about all the things the Slash Six were going to do to the
    Advanceshippers, as soon as they would learn that they had been used. Then
    again, by that time Pokeshipping would be nothing but a memory.

    Wolf Goddess: Hey CKG? There’s one thing I can’t help wondering about.
    Cold KatanaGirl: Let me guess. You’re wondering why the room of the
    Slash Six has seven chairs?
    Wolf Goddess: Uhm…yeah.
    Cold KatanaGirl: The Seventh of Six.
    Wolf Goddess: Beg your pardon?
    Cold KatanaGirl: The Seventh of Six. There is a legend, that tells
    that the Slash Six once were, and will one day again be, with Seven. A
    Slash Seven, so to say. The Seventh member will complete the others, and
    give them supreme power over the Forums. And I’m not just talking Serebii.
    I’m talking everything. Pokemopolis, Bulbagarden, The Pokemon Community,
    Smogon, you name it.
    Wolf Goddess: So who is this Seventh member?
    Cold KatanaGirl: Beats me. Several names have been mentioned.
    Articuno_Trumps_All, the Leagueshipper. Ketsuban, the Incest-master. Tim,
    the Dodger. Who knows? All I know is that when they find the Seventh, I
    plan to be far, far away from them.

    Wolf Goddess couldn’t agree with her more.

    Meanwhile:

    Shego: I will get you, you stupid Pokeshippers!
    PokeProphet: Oh good Lord. Will you stop it?
    Shego: Ash and Mel*bleep* Huh? Ah, orders from Cold KatanaGirl. She wants
    me to retreat. Guess your lucky this time Pokeshippers. But Shego will be
    back!
    PokeProphet: Lucky us.

    She left.

    Ten days later, DragonMaster13 was fighting the fight of his life. Cold
    KatanaGirl was skilled with the lightsaber, so he had to watch his every
    move.

    DragonMaster13: Take this! *swing*
    Cold KatanaGirl: Haha! Do you think you can beat me that easily!

    Dragonmaster13 jumped backwards, barely dodging a devastating blow. He wiped the sweatdrops of his forehead. Cold Katanagirl smiled.
    Suddenly, she leaped forward. Dragonmaster13 blocked her first attack, but it left his right side open. The next blow ripped his hand clean of his body, swinging his lightsaber in the depth behind him. He screamed.
    Cold Katanagirl: DM13! It's no use! Come join the dark side!
    Dragonmaster13: Never!!! You tried to ship my May!
    Cold Katanagirl: No DM13...I am your May.
    DragonMaster13: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    He woke up.
    He wiped the sweat of his face, and stepped out of bed. He knew what was
    causing him these bad dreams. Time to face it.
    He got dressed, and walked to Water Spirit’s room. He HAD to ask.
    He entered the room. Water Spirit was working behind her desk.

    DragonMaster13: Captain?
    Water Spirit: Yes?
    DragonMaster13: There have been rumours that we will be siding with
    the Hoennshippers. Are these rumours true?
    Water Spirit: Yes, they are. In fact, I’m discussing the details
    with them now.
    DragonMaster13: What? But…
    Water Spirit: DragonMaster13! I understand you have a problem with
    Hoennshippers. But this is no time for personal interests. Word is that
    the Slash Six will go to war. And I don’t mean a cranky Alfonso, or
    Phantom Bugsy in one of her moods. I’m talking about all bloody six of
    them. And as if that isn’t bad enough, Cold KatanaGirl is gathering all
    the other opposing ships. Right now, we can only be happy that the
    Hoennshippers have sided with us. If it weren’t for Kojho and our friend Kyoto-chan, they would have fought against us too. Most of them are not so fond of us already. So I want no comments from you. Is that clear?
    DragonMaster13: Clear as Crystal, captain. Thank you.

    He left the room. So the rumors were true. The Pokeship had befriended
    both the Contestship and the Hoennship. TWO ships involving May. His May.
    He knew, that this could only mean one thing.

    After that night, the whole thing escalated. Together, the Slashers and
    the army of Cold KatanaGirl attacked numerous innocent Pokeshipping
    communities. Kiori demanded retaliation and arranged a meeting between the
    two armies. The stage for the Grand Battle was set.

    Both sides had gathered. The Pokeship, Contestship and Hoennship on one
    side. Strong, proud ships, with lots of supporters. Pretty much all the
    other ships on the other side. Orangeshippers, Gymshippers,
    Neglectshippers, Advanceshippers, Palletshippers, Leagueshippers,
    Kissshippers, pretty much everything that hated Pokeshipping. Plus
    Alfonso’s Rocketshippers. A vast army. The big, frightening silhouette of
    the Slash Star hovered just behind it. Although it would have been more
    frightening if the thing wasn’t bright pink. But it was still very
    frightening.

    Needless to say, the people on the Pokeship was tensed.
    PokeProphet: Okay peeps, just calm down. We need to be focused if
    we want to make it through this battle. Get ready for a final systems
    check.
    DragonMaster13: Sir?
    PokeProphet: Yes?
    DragonMaster13: I’d like to be on a fighter again, sir.
    PokeProphet: Again? Why?
    DragonMaster13: I have my reasons, sir.
    General Solcray: I would also like to be on a fighter, sir.
    PokeProphet: Are you sure? Communication is going to be vital
    today, and the fighters will experience a living hell out there.
    General Solcray: Exactly. That’s my reason to go sir. If I die, I
    don’t want to do it arranging your phone calls, sir. I want a piece of the
    action.
    PokeProphet: Very well then. Off you two go. Send in Melody to take
    the place of General Solcray. She’s the only one I trust enough to be
    placed on that position today. I’ll take DM’s post myself. Good luck boys!

    General Solcray saluted. DragonMaster13 however, avoided eye contact with
    the rest of the crew. PokeProphet knew that something was bothering him,
    but sadly, he had no time to worry about him know. There were much more
    things at stake today.
    A few minutes later, Water Spririt and Melody entered the bridge, and took
    their positions.

    Water Spirit: Have the preparations been made?
    PokeProphet: Yes, ma’am.
    Water Spirit: Good.
    Melody: Captain! We’re being hailed by both the Slash Six and the
    Advanceshippers.
    Water Spirit: On screen.

    The screen split in two. On one screen, the faces of the Slash Six
    appeared. On the other Cold KatanaGirl was shown. Everyone looked calmly,
    except for Phantom_Bugsy who was making rather nasty gestures towards
    PokeProphet.

    Alfonso: Well, before we start all the mayhem and destruction, my
    favorite part, we are obligated to negotiate with you, by the Rules of
    Engagement. In other words, this is the part where you beg for your lives,
    and we kill you anyway. Unless, somehow, you can make us a wonderful offer
    that we cannot refuse.
    Water Spirit: Well, I’m afraid I have nothing. You, PokeProphet?
    PokeProphet: Yeah, I have an offer for you. Apologise to all
    Pokeshippers for all those years of verbal abuse, admit that Pokeshipping
    is the greatest ship in the Pokemon fandom, and we MIGHT let you live.

    What followed were a few moments of silence, followed by insane laughter.

    [B]Alfonso:[B/] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
    The Incarnation Pokemon: You want us to….HAHAHAHAHA
    Blackjack Gabbiani: Such a tempting…HAHAHAHA…offer…HAHAHAHAHAHA.
    twilightespeon: Give us a moment to *choke* consider it, HAHAHAHAH.
    Toraphi: Okay, considered it. HAHAHA. Declined. Happy funeral.

    The Slash Six disappeared of the screen. Cold KatanaGirl stayed. She
    didn’t look as amused as the Slash Six did.

    Cold KatanaGirl: Oh how I love the idea of not having to put up
    with your blatant arrogance anymore, PokeProphet.
    PokeProphet: Why? Don’t you like competition?
    Cold KatanaGirl: Hah. Like there is anything that you can do better
    than me.
    PokeProphet: Well, I couldn’t loose to you when it comes to picking
    outfits. Did you sort those close out, or did some colour-blind monkey
    accidentally dress you?
    Cold KatanaGirl: What? YOU PIG!
    PokeProphet: HAG!
    Cold KatanaGirl: LOOSER!
    PokeProphet: TRAMP!

    Cold KatanaGirl looked furious. Suddenly, she regained her usual calm,
    and smiled.

    Cold KatanaGirl: Awww, we’re fighting. Guess that, according to
    you, we are madly in love.
    PokeProphet: Nah, we’re more like Misty and Tracey. Make of that
    what you want.
    Pokeplayer984: You have a thing for older guys?
    PokeProphet: Shut up. Well, CKG, guess we’ll see you around. Or not.
    Cold KatanaGirl: Preferably not. Farewell.

    She disappeared from the screen.

    Meanwhile, battle preparations were made on the Slash Star. In a way that
    would and could only take place on the Slash Star.
    Toraphi: Pass the popcorn, please.
    Blackjack Gabbiani: Oh man, this is gonna be so cool!
    Alfonso: Hey guys, is anyone getting this on tape?
    twilightespeon: Yeah, I am.
    Alfonso: Make sure you don’t miss anything of the chaos and mayhem.
    And I’d like a close-up of the Pokeship when it explodes.
    twilightespeon: Will do. Anyone taking photos?
    The Incarnation Pokemon: I am.
    Phantom_Bugsy: Okay peeps, let’s start the show. Slashers, assume
    attack formation.

    The vast army positioned itself, and started to approach the Pokeship,
    Contestship and Hoennship.

    PokeProphet: Okay people, time for a final system check. Pilot?
    Pokeplayer984: All systems go.
    PokeProphet: Internal tactical officer?
    gladdecease: Ready.
    PokeProphet: Helm?
    Melody: Standing by.
    PokeProphet: Sick bay?
    Hakajin: We’re good.
    PokeProphet: Weapons officer?
    *silence*
    gladdecease: That’s your post now, PokeProphet.
    PokeProphet: Oh yeah, I forgot. Sorry.
    Pokeplayer984: Just don’t forget it while we’re battling, will you?
    PokeProphet: Fanart division?
    MistyMix89: Ready to rock.
    PokeProphet: Coffee section? Two lumps please.
    WaterTrainer243: Oh, that’s just great. I ask to be in your fanfic, and I get to be some kind of waiter? Thanks for nothing!
    PokeProphet: Hey, just be glad you’re not just being used for comic relief. Fighter Pilots?
    Kojho: Hope leader, standing by.
    Blacknite: Hope 2, standing by.
    Carina: Hope 3, standing by.
    DragonMaster13: Hope 4, ready to go.
    Pichufan05: Hope 5, standing by.
    General Solcray: Hope 6, let’s do this.
    Stacee: Hope 7, closing formation.

    The enemies were approaching rapidly.

    gladdecease: Are we sure about this? We could still run.
    PokeProphet: And why would we run?
    gladdecease: Well, because we would live.

    PokeProphet stood up, straightened his back, and looked dramatically in
    the distance.

    PokeProphet: Aye. Fight, and you may die. Run, and you’ll live.
    Perhaps you die an old lady then, warm in a comfy bed. But as you lay
    there, cowering from death, would you not have traded that day, and all
    those days, ‘till now, to have the chance to get back here, and tell our enemies that
    they can take our lives, but they can never take, OUR POKESHIPPING!!!
    Pokeplayer984: YEEEAAAAHHH!!!
    gladdecease: He’s been watching to many movies again.
    Kojho: WHOWHOWHOWHO!!!
    Melody: I never knew that PP had a Scottish accent?!
    General Solcray: LETS GET THEM!!!
    Water Spirit: *sigh* Boys.

    And with a last fanatic war cry, the U.S.S. Pokeship hurled itself into
    the fight. The battle for the fate of the Serebii forums had begun.

    Will the Pokeshippers survive? Will DragonMaster13 ever tell what’s
    bothering him? And will Phantom_Bugsy ever forgive PokeProphet? All will
    be revealed in Kojho’s next chapter. Except for that last question. That
    one’s just a no.

    Well, I don’t know where to start with thanking everybody, after writing this chapter. I guess that first of all, I want to thank all the villains who appeared in this chapter for their co-operation, and to some of them for correcting me on my spelling errors. Guess my decision not to use a spelling checker was the wrong one. Anyways, thank you Cold KatanaGirl, Neopolis3, Wolf Goddess, Alfonso, Phantom Bugsy, twilightespeon, Blackjack Gabbiani, Toraphi, The Incarnation Pokemon and, last but not least, Shego. Without you this chapter wouldn’t have been possible. Second, I’d like to thank all the loyal fans. I tested your patience severely with this chapter, but you all passed with flying colours. I hope that the chapter itself functions as a reward. And finally, my co-author Kojho. Working with you is an inspiration.
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    Oh...it was all a dream...^^; Thank god.

    Excellent, PokeProphet, excellent! It was worth the wait!

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    I was mentioned...TWICE! -ish very hyper and giddy- xDD

    Great chapter, PokeProphet, very hilarious! Like DM13 said, it was worth the wait! =D

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    Notice that 'comic relief' thing was brought in the chapter, DM13? ;P Next chapter is moral support, isn't it?

    Nice chapter. The issues with bolding slightly annoyed me, but it's alright.

    Loved all the villains, as they were hilarious in their ebil-ness. ^^ A pink battleship...the Seventh of Six...

    I await the next chapter, in all its greatness! Later!
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    The next chapter might take a while, hopefullly not this long.
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    Yes. Hopefully. -hopes it won't take as long-

    Mind sending us a PM once it's out? =P

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    Notice that 'comic relief' thing was brought in the chapter, DM13? ;P Next chapter is moral support, isn't it?
    ¬¬ Harde har. Maybe. That's Kojho's decision, not mine. We'll just have to wait and see.

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    ROFL! Funniest chapter yet, I'd say. Bright pink battleship (now I want to live in one of them)... Alfonso/Phantom_Bugsy... "no, Shego, we LIKE those hints!"... Genius. Is the next chapter going to be the final showdown, or is there more?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jo-Jo
    ROFL! Funniest chapter yet, I'd say. Bright pink battleship (now I want to live in one of them)... Alfonso/Phantom_Bugsy... "no, Shego, we LIKE those hints!"... Genius. Is the next chapter going to be the final showdown, or is there more?
    I think there'll be more...like the Seventh of Six'll be a p-ship once ally. But that would take a long time to reach...besides, this is too good a story to stop now.

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    Pokeplayer984: You have a thing for older guys?
    I'm kinda confused about that part... Older guys? Was that directed at me or PP since... PP responded? o_o

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    This a good fic,despite me being an Advanceshipper. *still laughing* That chapter was hilarious! But so were the others, mind you. Can't wait for the final showdown. I have a feeling of foreboding.....*shrugs*

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    PokeProphet: Oh for crying out loud FOLLOW THE PROTOCOL SHEGO!!!
    Excuse me, sorry to interrupt, but I wasn't stupid,and I'm not that crazy. I know that you expect me to be a villain. But I wasn't THAT evil cause in the end, I plan to make up everything what I have done,and help out people who have love problems.

    If you want me to be a good villain, then perhaps that I should win some battles at least one,or two. Like the time that Rafael,and Yugi fought in the death valley. After Yugi use the seal of Oricolcous, Rafael uses Guardian Eatos to beat him, but I'm happy that Yugi got his title back in the rematch.

    And did you forget that Shadow beat Sonic during the first battle in Sonic X? Face it, some of the villains beat the heroes in some battles, but not all of them.

    In the second,and third battles, Sonic defeated Shadow in the prison island,and ARK.

    I well aware that heroes beat the villains everytime. And I'm impressed.

    If you want me to be a good villain, then I must have Shadow's power,and Dartz's personality,and voice. After all, Dartz's behavior is calm.
    I am here to help others to solve their problem,and I'm also the big fan of Kissshipping.


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    Yep, great work, as per usual! ^_^ The pink battle station was a hilarious touch. XD I'll be waiting[somewhat]patiently for the next chapter! A PM upon its release would be appreciated! ^_^

    Oh, and on a personal note . . .

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    Lucky you. T-T *walks off grumbling*
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    Is the seventh gonna be Psilocybin? XD Cause she's like...our baby daddy. XD

    Like I said, total awesomeness. And quite accurate, too. XD



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    This is WONDERFUL the plot is really coming together I hope it lasts over 2 chapters or so! I'm just now REALLY getting into this!

    Shego: Take that! Ash belongs with Melody!
    PokeProphet: Shego!
    Shego: And that! Misty should be with an older guy like, Danny!
    PokeProphet: Shego, it’s not working! We LIKE hints from Pokemon2000.
    Shego: And this! Melody and Ash forever!
    PokeProphet: *sigh*
    Awesome use of irony here!

    Still I agree with Shego, he should be a good villian.

    More Fourmshipping ai (WSxPokeplayer) interesting! Wonder what they'll have to say lol!
    Still PP why didn't you PM me back?*in a Why didn't you call me back tone of voice* WHY?!? AND WHAT'S THIS WITH YOU AND CKG!?!?* stomps out the room slams the door* [/note: just kidding lol! Still PM me back please]*comes back*

    I'm kinda confused about that part... Older guys? Was that directed at me or PP since... PP responded? o_o
    Well PP is into homosexual. Still it would make sense it was directed at you being you're 14( Did you have a nice B-day) and he's 21.

    Cold KatanaGirl looked at him, with that look that made whoever she was looking at feel like he was the dumbest person in the galaxy. She was very good at that look
    Yeah she totally gave me that look when she ignored my PM with the Inuyasha plushie.[/note: Maybe you didn't see the PM (being you're ignored two another from me so SORRY if I'm getting the wrong idea] Although sorry CKG you didn't like it and I'll admit that the one you have now is better. Still other than the background I could have changed it by resized or editing anything else you didn't like about it.

    Still over all I really like Phantom_Bugsy charater XD! hilarious! Hey Phantom_Bugsy! I'm a big Rudy fan to! Although I want him to be with Melody!(Danceshipping)
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    Yeah she totally gave me that look when she ignored my PM with the Inuyasha plushie.[/note: Maybe you didn't see the PM (being you're ignored two another from me so SORRY if I'm getting the wrong idea] Although sorry CKG you didn't like it and I'll admit that the one you have now is better. Still other than the background I could have changed it by resized or editing nothing else you didn't like about it.
    PM? I don't think I ever received a PM from you. o_o

    I went through a mass deleting of PM's without looking at them though because I was about to throw my mouse at the screen due to all the CC claiming things... Yours might have been in there, sorry. o_o

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commander Cody
    Lucky you. T-T *walks off grumbling*
    =P -dances at CC-nii's grumbling- Nawwww, just kidding. -patpat- I was about to say that you were a PokeShipper on the Hoennship too, but...meh.

    And Shego, you shouldn't take it so seriously, it's just a joke...^^;
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    THIS STORY IS SO FUNNY! Heh great story! I just saw this story and read so far and kept bursting out laugther! Continued and good luck for your future chapters!
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    PM? I don't think I ever received a PM from you. o_o
    I deleted it like yesterday because I was ashamed of it. You see I asked if you could do a favor in return of the plushie:    Spoiler:
    Which I thought you wouldn't mine doing since you're an anti-pokeshipper.

    I went through a mass deleting of PM's without looking at them though because I was about to throw my mouse at the screen due to all the CC claiming things... Yours might have been in there, sorry. o_o
    *lol* That's totally OK! Still would you like to see the Inuyasha plushie I drew for you (It's not as good I think) I'll PM you if you say yes and also do you mind doing the favor? If you said yes I tell you the song.

    Also forgot to say Yay I got a promotion on the Pokeship!!^___^ And PP I DID know you had a scottest accent when I saw you location! I like the sound my head does your voice in compare to other voices!^_~
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