Scene: Press conference, Jerry the Pesky Pichu, Brian Powell and Black Jack are on stage.
Jerry: Good day or evening. As the results of our past actions, moderators of the forums, writers who were criticized by Brian, fans of the teams that Black Jack demolished, and Team Rocket that I’ve been victimising over the past year or so, has demanded that we make the following apologies.
Black Jack: Oh, come on. Why do we have to do the apologising?
Jerry: *Sternly* Because we have to.
Black Jack: *Rolls eyes in disbelief*
Brian: *Looks as Black Jack and nods*
Jerry: *Starts reading the cards* Firstly, I would like to apologise to Team Rocket, for making you guys look like a bunch of clowns.
Brian: See? Right there. You couldn’t make Jessie, James and Meowth look any more like dimwits if you tried.
Jerry: *Tosses away card to read another* Okay. To a writer, from Brian Powell. He apologises for saying the statement, “You were correct, I shouldn’t have clicked on the link because it was...
Brian: *Knew what was coming. Snatches card away and tosses it* Why should I apologise if it was true?
Black Jack: *Nods*
Jerry: To all bad guy teams from Black Jack, for decimating everyone in your...
Black Jack: *Eyes Jerry with a small frown*
Jerry: *Predicts what this was going, frowns, tosses card away* To everyone who participated in the past awards for best comedy one-shots, for making you lose those...
Brian: With all due respect, Jerry, did anyone even think that those guys were going to win those awards? I didn’t.
Jerry: *Tosses card away, reads another one* From Brian, to Bill Fireman, for making you look like a total...
Brian: *Smiles mischievously*
Jerry: *Giggles and tosses card away* From Black Jack to the Barman from PI3 for smashing that tavern...
Black Jack: *Eyes Jerry again*
Jerry: *Frowns and tosses card away* We only have one left and we haven’t apologised yet.
Black Jack: Exactly our point.
Jerry: *Reads last card* To the Tuskbournes, for making you swear non-stop in front of the audience. We would like to take this opportunity...
Brian: Hold on a second, Jerry, that hasn’t even happened yet. They don’t do the swearing until later on in December’s fic.
Jerry: *Tosses away last card*
Black Jack: Well, what do we do now?
Brian: We supposed to announce the fic the Tuskbournes are in, coming this December, live.
Jerry: *Becomes surprised* Wait a minute... we’re live... now...?
Brian: Yeah, we’re live now.
*All three slowly and nervously turns to the audience*
Black Jack: Still... what do we... do?
Brian: *Quickly ducks down, gets back up this time a laptop computer with a screen showing the forums and a big smile on his face* Check out my first chaptered comedy fic...
Brian Powell’s Christmas Carol!
*All three smiled had their thumb’s up before going into different directions*
All three: *Quickly returns* Thank you!
*Jerry goes into one direction while Brian and Black Jack go into the other*
*Jerry quickly follows them*