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Thread: Nubs, please rate my team so I can lol at your rates, kthx

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    Join Date
    Jul 2005

    Default Nubs, please rate my team so I can lol at your rates, kthx

    I love lol'ing at nub rates when they have no idea what they are on about, or have to idea how team synergy works



    Salamence (F) @ Choice Band ** ****ing Owned
    Trait: Intimidate
    EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd
    Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
    - Earthquake
    - Hidden Power [Flying]
    - Hydro Pump
    - Rock Slide

    This team doesn't really like donphan or claydol, so mence ****s their switch-into-mence-plan

    Blissey (F) @ Leftovers ** Clause-*****
    Trait: Natural Cure
    EVs: 212 HP / 252 Def / 44 SDef
    Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
    - Aromatherapy
    - Seismic Toss
    - Softboiled
    - Thunder Wave

    uh huh, special wall, and AromaTheRapist

    Breloom (F) @ Leftovers ** Rape by Brazil
    Trait: Effect Spore
    EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd
    Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
    - Focus Punch
    - Hidden Power [Rock]
    - Snatch
    - Spore

    switch into a seismic toss and we're away, snatch is novelty and cool

    nub: omg snatch lol you're nub, snatch is **** is doesn't do anything

    Rhydon (F) @ Leftovers ** MegaPorn
    Trait: Lightning Rod
    EVs: 204 HP / 96 Atk / 208 Def
    Impish Nature (+Def, -SAtk)
    - Curse
    - Earthquake
    - Rest
    - Rock Slide

    rest > megahorn seeming as i have blissey, and celebi has never been a threat to any o my teams

    Zapdos @ Leftovers ** Go Fish
    Trait: Pressure
    EVs: 124 HP / 20 Def / 252 Spd / 112 SAtk
    Modest Nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
    - Hidden Power [Grass]
    - Rest
    - Sleep Talk
    - Thunderbolt


    Vaporeon (F) @ Leftovers ** Hi Curselax
    Trait: Water Absorb
    EVs: 220 HP / 252 Def / 16 SAtk / 20 SDef
    Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
    - Charm
    - Ice Beam
    - Surf
    - Wish

    wishpass to breloom and mence, charm stops curselax from raping me, as they like to ch rhydon when they have 6 curses

    nubs please rate because i like to see how little you actually know
    Hey unfaithful!

    PM for B/W wi-fi battles. If you hack... don't bother, i'll still win.

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    I would still have megahorn>Rest because when sala dies celebi owns this squad :/
    The truth is that I'm a bad person. But, that's gonna change - I'm going to change. This is the last of that sort of thing. Now I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on, going straight and choosing life. I'm looking forward to it already. I'm gonna be just like you. The job, the family, the fucking big television. The washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electric tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisure wear, luggage, three piece suite, DIY, game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing gutters, getting by, looking ahead, the day you die.

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    Join Date
    Dec 2005


    Quote Originally Posted by *Ryan*
    I would still have megahorn>Rest because when sala dies celebi owns this squad :/
    He just said that he has bliss...

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    Mr. Robinson Guest


    dont let blissey die

    you have a massive bolt beam weakness

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    Basics Guest


    Rofl. 0ma, CM Celebi will mother-**** this team. Salamence is the only Pokemon you have to counter it, it'll Seed/CM on Blissey, Psychic Breloom free of any kind of super-effective threat, resist all of Zapdos' attacks, CM against Vaporeon Ice Beam, Resist/Netutral Rhydon....

  6. #6
    DemonScythe Guest


    I didn't notice all the pokes were females..
    anyways I use like 44 HP on Breloom so take some
    resistances and Max recovery when you sub.

    Gengar is also like lol at this team who bliss can't harm
    2HKOs Vapy with bolts and can 2HKO zapdos with Icepunch
    on the switch too..

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